April 30, 2013 - Robert Downey Jr.

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Syria questions America's resolve and line-drawing ability, longtime NBA center Jason Collins comes out as gay, and Robert Downey Jr. dons his "Iron Man 3" promotional suit.

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JON WELCOME TO THE DAILY SHOW.

JON STEWART HERE.

OUR GUEST TONIGHT, WE HAVE A

FINE PROGRAM LINED UP FOR YOU

TONIGHT FROM IRON MAN 3 ACTOR

ROBERT DOWNEY II WILL BE JOINING

US.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ).

THEY ENJOY THE MOVIE STAR.

BOY ARE THEY IN FOR A SEGWAY.

WE BEGIN TONIGHT COMEDY PROGRAM

IN THE MIDDLE EAST.

NO MORE.

SYRIA!

SYRIA'S CIVIL WAR IS NOW TWO

YEARS OLD.

WHILE THE UNITED STATES HAS NOT

NECESSARILY TAKEN A FIRM OR

ACTIVE ROLE IN THE CONFLICT

BECAUSE WE JUST FOUND OUT WHERE

SYRIA WAS -- IT'S NEXT TO

IRAQ -- THERE WAS ONE POTENTIAL

ASSAD REGIME ATROCITY WE IN THE

UNITED STATES DEEMD NOTEWORTHY:

CHEMICAL WEAPONS.

>> A RED LINE FOR US IS WE START

SEEING A WHOLE BUNCH OF CHEMICAL

WEAPONS MOVING AROUND, THAT'S A

RED LINE FOR US.

AND THAT THERE WOULD BE ENORMOUS

CONSEQUENCES.

>> Jon: BIG-TIME CONSEQUENCES.

YOU CAN COME UP TO THE LINE.

YOUR BOMBING, YOUR MORTAR

SHELLS.

YOUR GENERAL MACHINE GUNNING.

YOUR CLUSTER BOMBS.

YOU CROSS THAT LINE, MISTER, YOU

ARE GROUNDED.

GUESS WHAT.

>> THE U.S. INTELLIGENCE

COMMUNITY ASSESSES WITH SOME

DEGREE OF VARYING CONFIDENCE

THAT THE SYRIAN REGIME HAS USED

CHEMICAL WEAPONS ON A SMALL

SCALE IN SYRIA.

>> Jon: YOU DONE [BLEEP] NOW.

YOU HAVE CROSSED THE RED LINE.

AND BY THE WAY, WHERE IS DEFENSE

SECRETARY CHUCK HAGEL?

WHOSE BLAZER IS HE BORROWING?

AND WHY DOES HE KEEP LOOKING

DOWN?

CAN WE SEE WHAT THAT GUY IS

LOOKING AT... OH, HE'S ORDERING.

OH, I DIDN'T...

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ).

I DIDN'T REALIZE.

MORE IMPORTANTLY NOW THAT WE

KNOW THAT THE RED LINE HAS BEEN

CROSSED AND THE RED LINE HAS

BEEN CROSSED, WHAT NEXT?

>> WE STILL HAVE SOME

UNCERTAINTIES.

>> WE ARE WORKING TO ESTABLISH

CREDIBLE AND CORROBORATED FACTS

AS TO WHETHER OR NOT THE

PRESIDENT'S RED LINE HAS BEEN

CROSSED.

>> WE DON'T KNOW HOW THEY WERE

USED, WHEN THEY WERE USED, WHO

USED THEM.

>> Jon: FOR INSTANCE, DID HE USE

THEM IN A BOAT?

DID HE USE THEM IN A BOAT?

DID HE USE THEM IN A HOUSE?

DID HE USE THEM WITH A MOUSE?

IT'S FROM OBAMA'S NEW BOOK "RED

LINES AND

LOOK, I CAN'T IMAGINE THAT

EVERYONE IS SATISFIED WITH THE

OBAMA ADMINISTRATION'S APPROACH.

>> ARE YOU SATISFIED WITH THE

APPROACH THE ADMINISTRATION IS

TAKING?

>> NO.

I HAVEN'T BEEN SATISFIED FOR A

LONG TIME.

>> I HOPE THAT THIS NEW

REVELATION OF CHEMICAL WEAPONS

WILL MOVE THE PRESIDENT TO DO

WHAT HE SHOULD HAVE DONE TWO

YEARS AGO.

>> WE'VE GOT 70,000 DEAD PEOPLE

IN THAT PART OF THE WORLD AS A

RESULT OF ASSAD.

WE AS AMERICA HAVE NEVER LET

SOMETHING LIKE THAT HAPPEN

BEFORE.

>> Jon: THANK YOU.

WELL, OBVIOUSLY EXCEPT FOR

RWANDA AND DARFUR AND BOSNIA AND

CAMBODIA.

POINT TAKEN.

POINT TAKEN.

WE AS AMERICA HAVE NEVER LET

SOMETHING LIKE THAT HAPPEN

BEFORE.

IN SYRIA WITH THIS PARTICULAR

ASSAD.

LOOK, THE POINT IS THIS.

OBAMA IS DOING IT ALL WRONG.

WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK?

TIME TO ARM THE REBELS.

>> YES TO ARMING THE REBELS.

THERE ARE MORE RADICAL ISLAMIC

FIGHTERS THERE.

LET'S GIVE THE RIGHT WEAPONS TO

THE RIGHT PEOPLE.

>> Jon: RIGHT WEAPONS TO THE

RIGHT PEOPLE.

AHH!

MAYBE WE COULD DO BACKGROUND

CHECKS.

NO, THAT WOULDN'T WORK.

ALL RIGHT.

SO THE PLAN IS NOW ARM THE

REBELS.

>> THERE'S TWO WARS TO FIGHT.

ONE TO GET ASSAD OUT OF THERE.

THE SECOND WAR UNFORTUNATELY IS

GOING TO BE BETWEEN THE MAJORITY

OF SYRIANS AND THE RADICAL ISLAM

I HAVES WHO HAVE POURED INTO

SYRIA.

WE NEED TO BE READY TO FIGHT TWO

WARS.

>> Jon: OKAY.

SO TWO WARS.

LET ME JUST ADD THAT UP QUICKLY

BECAUSE I KNOW WE'RE ALREADY IN

TWO.

SO, LET ME SEE.

THAT'S ABOUT FOUR.

WE HAVE FOUR WARS.

THAT'S DO-ABLE.

IT SEEMS LIKE IT WILL TAKE A LOT

OF BOOTS ON THE GROUND, HOWEVER.

>> YOU DON'T NEED BOOTS ON THE

GROUND.

>> WE DON'T NEED TO PUT BOOTS ON

THE GROUND.

>> THE WORST THING THE UNITED

STATES COULD DO RIGHT NOW IS PUT

BOOTS ON THE GROUND.

>> Jon: INTERESTING.

SO WE HAVE TO FIND A WAY TO ARM

THE REBELS, THE RIGHT REBELS, TO

TAKE DOWN ASSAD.

ONCE ASSAD IS DOWN, ASK THE

REBELS FOR THE GUNS BACK SO THAT

THE REGULAR SYRIANS CAN HAVE

THEIR COUNTRY BACK AND WE NEED

TO DO ALL THIS BY REMOTE FREEDOM

MAGIC.

>> YOU DON'T NEED BOOTS ON THE

GROUND FROM THE U.S. POINT OF

VIEW.

BUT YOU SURE DO NEED

INTERNATIONAL ACTIONS TO BRING

THIS THING TO A CLOSE QUICKLY.

>> Jon: LATVIAN BOOTS ON THE

GROUND.

GOT IT.

ALL RIGHT.

WE'LL GO INTERNATIONAL BOOTS ON

THE GROUND.

WHY HAVEN'T WE GONE TO THE U.N.

ALREADY?

>> THEY NEED HARD EVIDENCE

CHIEFLY TO PERSUADE RUSSIA.

RUSSIA IS SYRIA'S REMAINING ALLY

IN THE U.N. SECURITY COUNCIL.

THEY HAVE TO PERSUADE RUSSIA

THAT THE ASSAD REGIME DID USE

DEADLY SARIN GAS AGAINST ITS OWN

PEOPLE.

>> Jon: WE ARE [BLEEP].

SO INTERVENTION IN SYRIA RELIES

ON THE UNITED STATES CONVINCING

VLADIMIR PUTIN THAT IT'S BAD TO

POISON PEOPLE.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ).

YEAH, THAT WILL WORK.

SARIN GAS, HMMM.

YES, YES.

I REMEMBER IT WELL.

A LITTLE MORE COMPLICATED THAN

THE GOOD OLD DAYS, ISN'T IT,

FELLOWS?

WHEN YOU COULD JUST INVADE A

COUNTRY.

IT'S AS THOUGH THE MISADVENTURE

MADE US A LITTLE MORE CONSCIOUS

AS TO WHAT CONSTITUTES THE

CROSSING OF A RED LINE.

EVEN THE RING LEADER THAT PROUD

CHAPTER IN BLACK-AND-WHITE NO

NUANCE AMERICAN POLICY HAS

LEARNED TO SEE RED LINES WITH A

LITTLE MORE SHADING.

>> I'M SITTING HERE ANALYZING

THAT TIE YOU HAVE AND TRYING TO

FIGURE OUT IF I CAN MIX PAINT.

A LITTLE PERMANENT ROSE AND

MAYBE A TOUCH OF WHITE.

AND ON THE OTHER SIDE MAYBE A

LITTLE RAW UMBER TO DARKEN IT UP

SO IT CAN REFLECT THE LIGHT

PROPERLY.

>> Jon: YEAH.

YOU DO

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ).

>> Jon: WELCOME BACK.

AS YOU PROBABLY KNOW IF YOU

FOLLOW THE WORLD OF SPORTS

AND/OR HOMOSEXUALITY, YESTERDAY

BROUGHT MAJOR NEWS IN BOTH.

>> JASON COLLINS BECOMES THE

FIRST PLAYER IN A MAJOR AMERICAN

TEAM SPORT TO COME OUT.

>> Jon: JASON COLLINS.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ).

CENTER FOR THE WASHINGTON

WIZARDS.

WHAT A SHOCK.

I DON'T THINK ANY OF US EXPECTED

WE'D LIVE TO SEE THE DAY WHEN

THREE OPENLY GAY WIZARDS --

BECAUSE LET ME EXPLAIN.

YOU SEE, OBVIOUSLY THE WIZARD

FROM HARRY POTTER BOOKS WAS GAY

ACCORDING TO J.K., WHICH IS

(WHISPERING) SO NBA PLAYER COMES

OUT.

CUE THE HATERS.

>> KOBE BRYANT TWEETED APPROVAL

TODAY OF COLLINS' COMING OUT.

>> COLLINS' DECISION IS BEING

PRAISED BY FORMER PRESIDENT BILL

CLINTON ON.

>> NBA COMMISSIONER DAVID STERN

SALUTED HIS LEADERSHIP MANTEOL

ON THIS VERY IMPORTANT ISSUE.

>> FOR AN INDIVIDUAL WHO HAS

EXCELLED AT ONE OF THE HIGHEST

LEVELS IN SPORTS TO SAY THIS IS

WHO I AM, I'M PROUD OF IT, I'M

STILL A GREAT COMPETITOR, I'M

STILL SEVEN FOOT TALL AND CAN

BANG WITH SHAQ.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ).

>> Jon: SEE, THAT'S THE PROBLEM

WITH COMING OUT.

SUDDENLY EVERYONE WANTS TO PLAY

MATCH MAKER.

HE'S SEVEN FEET TALL.

YOU'RE SEVEN FEET TALL.

YOU PLAY FOR THE WIZARDS.

HE PLAYED A WIZARD.

STILL, ALL IN ALL IT'S A PRETTY

GREAT DAY FOR MAJOR LEAGUE

SPORTS.

AT LONG LAST THEY'VE DECIDED

THAT GAY PEOPLE ARE FIT TO BE

INCLUDED IN THEIR ELITE CLUB.

ONE THAT'S ALREADY ALLOWED IN

ADULTERERS, WIFE SWAPPERS,

GAMBLERS, CHEATERS, RAPISTS,

RACISTS, AND SLAUGHTERERS OF

MAN.

THOSE WHO HAVE ABUSED SPOUSES,

DRUGS, ALCOHOL, FAMILY MEMBERS

AND ANIMALS.

YES, AT LONG LAST HOMOSEXUALITY

IS NO LONGER A BAR TO A

PROFESSION WHERE YOU CAN ALREADY

GET AWAY WITH CHOKING YOUR BOSS,

TEXTING YOUR DICK TO A COWORKER,

AND THROWING LIT FIRE CRACKERS

INTO CROWDS OF CHILDREN.

CONGRATULATIONS, GAY ATHLETES.

YOU SURE YOU WANT TO HANG AROUND

WITH THESE [BLEEP] PEOPLE.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ).

FOR ME WE TURN TO SENIOR GAY

SPORTS CORRESPONDENT JASON JONES

LIVE AT THE VERIZON CENTER.

JASON JONES.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ).

OBVIOUSLY A PRETTY REMARKABLE

DAY DOWN THERE.

>> BIG DAY, JON.

BIG DAY.

FIRST ACTIVE NBA PLAYER COMES

OUT.

IT'S NOT THAT BIG OF A DEAL.

BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE.

>> Jon: YOU DON'T SOUND LIKE THE

DYNAMITE WENT BOOM.

>> I DON'T KNOW.

I GUESS I THOUGHT WHEN THIS DAY

CAME, IT WOULDN'T BE SO BORING.

THE GUY IS A MODEL PLAYER.

HE'S AT THE END OF HIS CAREER.

HE COMES OUT IN A "SPORTS

ILLUSTRATED" STORY.

>> Jon: THAT WAS AN INDECREED

EBL MOVING AND POETIC ESSAY.

>> DID YOU READ IT.

Jon: I READ A TWEET ABOUT IT.

THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING.

NO ONE WANTS ESSAYS IN THEIR

NBA.

THIS IS THE GAME OF GOLD CHAINS,

TATTOOS, DENNIS RODMAN.

LOOK AT WHAT I'M WEARING, JON,

AND I'M JUST COVERING THE SPORT.

I GUESS FROM A PRO BASKETBALL

PLAYER, I EXPECTED A LITTLE MORE

FLAIR, YOU KNOW.

WHOSE HOUSE?

COLLINS' HOUSE.

>> Jon: HOW DO YOU THINK HE

COULD HAVE COME OUT WITH MORE

FLAIR?

>> HE COULD HAVE DONE IT DURING

THE SEASON WHEN HE WAS PLAYING

FOR THE TEAM AND PEOPLE ACTUALLY

LIKED IT.

WHY COULDN'T HE HAVE COME OUT

WHILE BEING THE MIAMI HEAT'S TOP

SCORER?

>> Jon: THAT'S LeBRON JAMES.

YES.

WHY COULDN'T HE HAVE COME OUT

WHILE BEING LeBRON JAMES?

DURING HIS DECISION SPECIAL HE

COULD HAVE SAID, "I'VE MADE MY

DECISION.

I'M TAKING MY TALENTS TO

MMMMMMMMEN."

>> Jon: NO.

ACTUALLY, WHAT IF HE HAD BEEN

JEREMY LIN AND HE CAME OUT

DURING LIN-SANITY, IT COULD BE

LIKE MAN-SANITY OR LIN-MANTY.

IT WOULD BE SOMETHING IN THERE.

>> THOSE KINDS OF PUNS WOULD

HAVE WON ME THE GESPY.

>> Jon: WHAT IS THAT?

THE GAY ESPY.

Jon: IS THAT A REAL THING?

IT WOULD HAVE BEEN IF JEREMY

LIN HAD COME OUT.

>> Jon: YOU KNOW, ISN'T IT KIND

OF PROGRESS THAT HIM COMING OUT

ISN'T ALL THAT BIG OF A DEAL?

>> ABSOLUTELY, JON.

IT'S JUST... IT'S NEVER GOING TO

LIVE UP TO MY FANTASY, YOU KNOW.

THE 98 FINALS, BULLS VERSUS

JAZZ.

GAME 6.

11 SECONDS LEFT.

MICHAEL JORDAN, COVER BY

RUSSELL.

JORDAN PUSHES OFF, FACE BACK AND

IN THE AIR SHOUTS, "I'M GAY."

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ).

AND THEN SWISH.

BACK BOARD SOMEHOW SHATTERS

GLASS FALLS TO THE FLOOR SPELLS

OUT YOU GO GIRL, CHEERS, HUGE

VICTORY FOR CIVIL RIGHTS.

>> Jon: YOU'RE RIGHT, JASON

JONES.

THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN AWESOME.

WE'LL HAVE TO WAIT.

WE'LL HAVE TO WAIT FOR FOOTBALL.

WE'LL WAIT FOR FOOTBALL.

>> THAT'S RIGHT.

THAT'S RIGHT.

DON'T BLOW IT FOR ME TE

WELCOME BACK.

MY GUEST TONIGHT, OH, WE HAVE A

NEW FILM.

IRON MAN 3.

>> WORKING ON IT, SIR.

THIS IS A PROTOTYPE.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ).

>> Jon: ROBERT DOWNEY, Jr.

WE LOVE YOU!

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ).

>> Jon: SO...

SO.

Jon: I HOPE THIS WORKS OUT

FOR YOU.

>> THANKS, JON.

I'M PLUGGING AWAY.

>> Jon: I THINK THAT'S RIGHT.

I THINK THAT'S RIGHT.

THIS PHENOMENON.

>> RIGHT.

Jon: IS INSANITY.

IT'S WORLDWIDE INSANITY.

>> YES.

I SHOULD COME OUT RIGHT NOW.

>> Jon: IT WOULD BE DRAMATIC.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ).

PEOPLE ARE SHAKING WITH

EXCITEMENT AND GLEE.

>> RIGHT.

I MEAN, I FEEL THIS WAY ABOUT,

YOU KNOW, THE MOVIES THAT I WAS

REALLY INTO GROWING UP.

I LOVE THE ENTHUSIASM.

>> Jon: WERE YOU A SUPER HERO

GUY GROWING UP?

YOUR FATHER WAS A DIRECTOR SO

YOU WERE INVOLVED IN FILM.

>> I MEAN I WAS AROUND MOVIES

OUGHT TIME.

THEY WERE UNDERGROUND MOVIES.

VERY COOL STUFF.

BUT I MEAN I REMEMBER WHEN I SAW

THE FIRST SUPERMAN MOVIE WITH

CHRISTOPHER REEVE, IT'S FUN.

>> Jon: YOU BELIEVED A MAN COULD

FLY?

>> WELL, NO.

I MEAN, BECAUSE THE EFFECTS

WEREN'T VERY GOOD BACK THEN.

>> Jon: THE EFFECTS IN THIS ARE

REALLY RIDICULOUS.

THIS IS THE THING WITH... DO YOU

REMEMBER, OKAY, SO THE FIRST

THREE STAR WARS MOVIES.

YOU'RE LIKE THESE ARE EXCELLENT

MOVIES.

THAT'S HOW I GOT INVOLVED IN

SCIENCE FICTION.

THEN YOU SEE THE NEXT THREE

WHERE THE LEVEL OF SPECIAL

EFFECTS HAVE GOTTEN SO GREAT.

>> RIGHT.

Jon: BUT THEY'RE PREQUELS TO

THE OTHER ONES WHICH LIKE OLD

TIMEY TALKEES.

AND I CAN'T EXPLAIN THAT TO AN

EIGHT-YEAR-OLD.

>> RIGHT.

Jon: THIS DOESN'T SUFFER FROM

THAT.

>> NOT YET.

Jon: ARE YOU GOING TO KEEP

GOING.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ).

>> I DON'T KNOW.

Jon: THEY DON'T TELL YOU?

YOU HAVE TO SIGN... DON'T THEY

MAKE YOU SIGN LIKE YOU'RE

INVOLVED NOW FOR 12 OF THESE?

>> NO.

I MEAN I HAD A LONG CONTRACT

WITH THEM.

NOW WE'RE GOING TO RENEGOTIATE.

>> Jon: REALLY?

YOU ARE IRON MAN.

YOU ARE!

IN THIS ONE IT'S THE MANDARIN.

>> YES.

Jon: THE MANDARIN IS A

CLASSIC.

THE FACT THAT THEY'RE BRINGING

BACK THE MANDARIN, THIS IS FROM

A BILLING FROM WHEN I WAS A KID

IN THE '60s AND ALL THOSE OLD

CARTOONS.

IS THE THOUGHT PROCESS TO

REINTRODUCE SOME OF THOSE

CLASSIC VILLAINS NOW?

>> I GUESS SO.

I MEAN KEVIN, WHO IS THE

PRESIDENT OF MARVEL, IS REALLY

THE GUY WHO HAD THE VISION.

HE'S A BIG FAN OF THE SHOW BY

THE WAY.

I'M GOING TO BRING HIM THE

BASEBALL CAP.

I REMEMBER IN THE FIRST IRON MAN

WE GOT TO USE MANDARIN.

HE WAS LIKE HOLD ON.

THE SECOND TIME I'M LIKE

MANDARIN.

HE SAID, NO, WE HAVE MICKEY

ROURKE.

RELAX.

AND THEN IN AN VENGERS I WAS

LIKE CLEARLY FOR ALL OF US.

HE WAS LIKE DON'T WORRY ABOUT

IT.

IT'S JUST BROTHER.

AND FORTUNATELY THIS TIME WE

HAVE SIR BEN KINGSLEY.

I THINK IT WAS THE RIGHT TIME

AND THE RIGHT GUY TO PLAY THIS

PART.

THE WHOLE THING IS JUST MAGICAL,

JON.

>> Jon: YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK?

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ).

I THINK THERE IS A MOVIE

PROMOTION SUIT THAT YOU GET

INTO.

YOU GO LIKE THIS AND IT JUST

GOATS (MAKING NOISE).

YOU JET OFF TO THE OTHER THING.

NOW ARE THEY STILL PUTTING YOU

IN DANGER?

ARE YOU TOO VALUABLE NOW TO THE

FRANCHISE TO BE SUSPENDED FROM

WIRES?

ARE THERE PEOPLE NOW THAT THEY

MUST... WHAT IS YOUR...

>> YOU'RE REALLY ON TO

SOMETHING, AREN'T YOU?

>> Jon: I REALLY AM ON TO

SOMETHING.

>> I LIKE DOING THAT STUFF, YOU

KNOW.

ONCE IN A WHILE YOU TAKE A SPILL

OR, YOU KNOW, YOU SHUT DOWN

PRODUCTION FOR A BIT WHILE YOU

HEAL UP.

>> Jon: SURE.

I'M THE SAME.

I DO ALL MY OWN...

>> REALLY?

Jon: LOOK HOW CLOSE YOU ARE

TO THE EDGE.

THERE ARE MANY TIMES I JUST ROLL

OFF THE BACK.

>> NO PADS, NO BACK PAD.

Jon: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

LOOK AT ME.

I'M 150 POUNDS OF OSTEOPOROSIS.

I CAN HANDLE IT.

WHAT COUNTRIES MOST LIKE IF YOU

WENT ANYWHERE, WHO IS THE MOST

WHACKED OUT ABOUT THIS?

WHO IS THE MOST...

>> KOREA WAS AMAZING.

CHINA WAS MIND BLOWING.

I HAD A BALL.

>> Jon: ANY PLACE WHERE YOU'VE

BEEN STUNNED THAT THEY GET IT,

THAT THEY SEE IT, THAT THEY...

>> I MEAN HONESTLY I WAS

REALLY... I WAS HUMBLED THIS

TIME JUST BECAUSE THE FANS FOR

THIS FRANCHISE, THEY'RE REALLY

ARTISTIC TOO.

SO THEY GIVE ME LIKE PAINTED

HELMETS AND SOMETIMES THEY WEEP.

YOU KNOW, I MEAN, I'M 48 YEARS

OLD.

I'M LOOKING AT THE BACK NINE.

I GET TO FEEL LIKE A BEATLE.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ).

>> Jon: THAT'S NICE.

LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING.

YOU'RE 48 YEARS OLD.

>> YES, SIR.

Jon: YOU REALLY THINK YOU'RE

LOOKING AT THE BACK NINE?

BECAUSE I'M 50.

AND I'M HEADING TO THE 19th

HOLE.

I GOT MAYBE THREE OR FOUR GOOD

HOLES LEFT IN ME.

YOU THINK YOU GOT ANOTHER NINE

COMING HERE?

>> WELL, I MEAN, I BELIEVE IN

SCIENCE.

>> Jon: (LAUGHING).

IF YOU FIND SOMETHING OUT.

>> RIGHT.

Jon: I BEG OF YOU.

SURE.

Jon: CALL ME.

BECAUSE I WOULD LIKE TO PLAY

THROUGH.

I'M THE SAME AS YOU.

I WOULD LIKE TO PLAY THROUGH.

>> OPTIMISM IS KEY.

Jon: ARE YOU OPTIMISTIC?

HERE'S WHAT I HEARD.

>> THIS WAS A DISCUSSION BETWEEN

A RUSSIAN MILITARY GUY AND CHUCK

MISSLER WHO IS A CRISTIAN... I

LOVE CHUCK MISSLER.

HE ASKED THE RUSSIAN GUY IS

THERE HOPE FOR WESTERN

CIVILIZATION IN THE RUSSIAN GUY

SAID YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND THE

DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A OPTIMIST

AND A PESSIMIST.

THE OPTIMIST BELIEVES THE FUTURE

IS UNCERTAIN.

THE PESSIMIST IS ALWAYS RIGHT.

SO IT'S OUR DUTY TO BE OPTIMISTS

BUT CLEARLY THE PESSIMIST HAS

MORE INFORMATION.

>> Jon: BECAUSE HE'S ALWAYS

RIGHT.

>> I WOULD RATHER HAVE LESS

INFORMATION.

>> Jon: MY FAVORITE PART ABOUT

THAT, YOU SAID THE WORD DUTY.

IRON MAN 3.

JUST A COUPLE OF OLD GUYS

TALKING.

>> Jon: THAT'S OUR SHOW.

JOIN US TOMORROW NIGHT AT 11:00.

FORMER SENATOR KAY BAILEY

HUTCHINSON WILL BE HERE TO

DISCUSS HER ROLE IN IRON MAN 3.

HERE IT IS YOUR MOMENT OF ZEN.

>> NOW YOU CAN GET YOUR DEADLY

JOLT -- DEADLY.

YOU CAN NOW GET YOUR DAILY DOSE

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