November 2, 2010 - Michael Beschloss

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John Oliver has technical difficulties, and Michael Beschloss congratulates Jon on the rally.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ).

>> Jon: GOOD EVENING.

WELCOME TO INDECISION 2010, TEA

PARTY-GANZA.

WELCOME TO OUR LIVE ELECTION

NIGHT COVERAGE.

I'M JON STEWART.

AND WE ARE LIVE.

LY PROVE TO YOU THAT WE ARE

LIVE.

I'M HOLDING UP TODAY'S PAPER,

WHICH IS... THIS IS MONDAY'S

PAPER.

OKAY, WELL THAT PROVES TO YOU

THAT WE ARE LIVE BECAUSE

OBVIOUSLY IF WE WEREN'T, WE

WOULD HAVE EDITED OUT ME LOOKING

STUPID HOLDING UP YESTERDAY'S

PAPER.

( LAUGHTER )

DID WE EDIT THAT OUT?

WE ARE LIVE.

OKAY.

GREAT SHOW TONIGHT.

ESTEEMED HISTORIAN MICHAEL

BESCHLOSS WILL BE HERE, BUT

WE'RE GOING TO GET TO SOME

RESULTS.

THIS SIN CREDIBLE.

MANY RESULTS ARE IN.

THE G.O.P. HAS NOW PROJECTED TO

TAKE 692 SEATS FROM THE

DEMOCRATS OUT OF A POSSIBLE...

WELL, THERE WERE 100 UP FOR

GRABS, BUT SOMEHOW THEY HAVE

MANAGED... NO, ACTUALLY THEY'RE

PROTECTED TO TAKE 60 SEATS.

THE DEMOCRATS ARE PROJECTED TO

KEEP THE SENATE.

WE'LL GET TO SOME RESULTS HERE.

CONNECTICUT, WHICH AS YOU KNOW,

THE STATE THAT YOUR TRAIN GOES

THROUGH WHEN YOU'RE TRYING TO

REACH A REAL CITY...

( LAUGHTER )

DEMOCRAT RICHARD BLUMENTHAL HAS

DEFEATED REPUBLICAN LINDA

McMAHON.

OH, THAT'S JUST UNNECESSARY.

OBVIOUSLY THAT WAS A DIFFICULT

RACE.

SOUTH CAROLINA SENATOR... THIS

IS VERY INTERESTING.

OBVIOUSLY SOUTH CAROLINA THE

FOURTH BEST CAROLINA OUT OF

NORTH CAROLINA AND TWO THAT

DON'T EXIST.

AND THEN SOUTH CAROLINA.

JIM DeMINT HAS DEFEATED ALVIN

GREENE.

JIM DeMINT SO CONFIDENT, HE

DIDN'T EVEN SHOW UP TO HIS OWN

PICTURE ON THE HEAD SHOTMENT

THAT'S HOW CONFIDENT HE WAS IN

DEFEATING.

IN FLORIDA, MANY RESIDENTS, OF

COURSE, IN FLORIDA VOTED EARLY

AND OBVIOUSLY THEN WENT RIGHT TO

EAT DINNER.

( LAUGHTER )

MARCO RUBIO -- OH, THAT'S GOT TO

HURT.

MARCO RUBIO HAS DEFEATED CHARLIE

CRIST AND MEEK, KENDRICK MEEK,

THE DEMOCRAT THERE.

AND IN DELAWARE, OBVIOUSLY

EVERYBODY WAS LOOKING TOWARDS

THE DELAWARE RACE.

CHRIS COON, THE MARXIST AGAINST

CHRISTINE O'DONNELL, WHO IS NOT

A WITCH, BUT UNFORTUNATELY...

OH, SHE'S MELTING.

>> MELTING!

>> Jon: SHE'S NOT A WITCH, AND

YET WATER DID, IN FACT, MELT

HER.

AS ALWAYS, PREELECTION COVERAGE,

A LOT OF PREDICTING.

THIS YEAR'S PROGNOSTICATIONS

DEPENDED GREATLY DEPENDING ON

WHETHER THE PERSON PREDICTING IT

WAS A DEMOCRAT OR ANYBODY ELSE

IN THE WORLD OTHER THAN A

DEMOCRAT.

>> WE'LL MAINTAIN BOTH HOUSES.

>> THIS WILL BE A BLOODBATH FOR

THE DEMOCRATS.

>> ALL SIDES POINTING TO A

MID-TERM BLOODBATH.

>> WE'RE ON PACE TO MAINTAIN THE

MAJORITY.

>> IT'S GOING TO BE A BLOODBATH.

♪ I'M SINGING IN THE RAIN ♪♪

>> Jon: THE STREETS WILL RUN

RED WITH VICTORY.

ALL RIGHT.

SO NOW THE PROGNOSTICATING IS

OVER.

FOR RESULTS ANALYSIS WE GO TO

THE BEST F'ING NEWS TEAM ON THE

PLANET.

FIRST UP, ASSIF MANDVI AT

DEMOCRATIC NATIONAL

HEADQUARTERS.

ASSIF, SO NICE TO SEE YOU.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

I SEE THE MOVING TRUCK BEHIND

YOU.

DEMOCRATS TALK AN OPTIMISTIC

GAME.

EVEN THEY REALIZE THEY ARE

HEADED TOWARDS THE OVERLOOKED

HOTEL AND THE BLOODBATH.

THE PURGE HAS BEGUN.

>> ARE YOU KIDDING ME, JON,

DEMOCRATS HERE ARE DOUBLING

DOWN.

THEY ARE MOVING EQUIPMENT IN.

GIDDY IN ANTICIPATION OF WHAT

THEY BELIEVE WILL BE A LANDSLIDE

VICTORY.

>> Jon: THEY'RE DELUSIONAL.

THEY'RE BACKING UP THEIR HAPPY

WORDS WITH ACTION?

>> YOU HAVE NO IDEA.

TODAY NANCY PELOSI HAD HER RIGHT

HAND REMOVED AND REPLACED WITH A

GAVEL.

>> Jon: WOW.

>> MAHOGANY, NOT CHEAP.

>> Jon: NO, THANK YOU, ASSIF.

OLIVIA MUNN IS AT REPUBLICAN

NATIONAL HEADQUARTERS.

OBVIOUSLY THE MOOD THERE

JUBILATION.

>> JON, AN HISTORIC NIGHT.

>> Jon: WOW.

>> NOT ONLY THE TEA PARTY

ASCENDED, BUT WITH THIS

REPUBLICAN WAVE BREAKING, IT

LOOKS LIKE OHIO'S JOHN BOEHNER

WILL BE THE NEW SPEAKER OF THE

HOUSE.

IT IS THE HIGHEST ELECTED OFFICE

EVER TO BE REACHED BY AN ORANGE

AMERICAN.

( LAUGHTER )

NO, NO, I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY, AN

AMERICAN OF ORANGE DISSENT.

ONCE RIDICULED, ORANGE AMERICANS

HAVE BEEN RELEGATED TO MENIAL

JOBS SUCH AS COLLEGE MASCOT OR

REALITY TELEVISION SIDE SHOW OR

TYPECAST AS THE GAY MUPPET.

JOHN, TONIGHT IS THEIR NIGHT.

BECAUSE OF JOHN BOEHNER,

SOMEWHERE OUT THERE A LITTLE BOY

OR GIRL WITH A TERRIBLE FAKE TAN

KNOWS THAT HE HAS A FUTURE.

>> Jon: THANK YOU, OLIVEA.

THAT'S VERY MOVING.

I APPRECIATE THAT.

JASON JONES... THAT'S VERY NICE,

OLIVEA.

JASON JONES IS IN SOUTH CAROLINA

WHERE ONE OF THE STRANGEST

SENATE CANDIDATES IN A LONG

TIME, DEMOCRAT ALVIN GREENE,

MADE HIS STAND.

JASON JOINS US NOW.

WHAT'S THE STORY THERE?

>> HERE AT GREENE CAMPAIGN

HEADQUARTERS/HIS DAD'S BASEMENT,

THE STORY IS I AM DESTROYING

ALVIN GREENE IN MADDEN.

AND I WOULD LIKE THE MAKE IT

CLEAR I LET HIM BEAT THE

STEELERS.

>> Jon: HOW IS ALVIN GREENE

TAKING THE LOSS IN THE SENATE

WHERE THEY'RE PROJECTING JIM

DeMINT 61% TO --

>> IF HIS GAME IS ANY

INDICATION, THE MAN IS USED TO

BEING SMOKED.

THAT'S RIGHT.

>> Jon: WHY WOULD HE HIGH-FIVE

YOU FOR BEATING HIM BADLY?

>> JON, BELIEVE IT OR NOT, HE'S

A BIT OF A WEIRD DUDE.

>> Jon: HAS GREENE MADE A

CONCESSION PHONE CALL AT ALL

YET?

>> NEW YORK HE'S OUT OF MINUTES.

( LAUGHTER )

>> Jon: HE'S OUT OF MINUTES?

CAN'T HE JUST USE THE HOUSE

PHONE.

>> HIS DAD'S NOT GOING TO LET

HIM USE THE HOUSE PHONE.

>> Jon: HOW IS ALVIN GREENE

GOING TO CONTACT JIM DeMINT TO

CONCEDE?

>> IS DeMINT ON XBOX LIVE?

>> Jon:, NO I DON'T THINK SO.

>> THEN ALVIN PROBABLY WON'T

CONCEDE.

HEY, G... THAT'S THE SOUND OF

HOT POCKETS.

I GOTTA GO.

>> Jon: ALL RIGHT.

THIS ELECTION MORE THAN ANY IN

RECENT MEMORY HAS A LOT OF

MOVING PARTS.

I'M REFERRING TO THE CABLE

NETWORKS AND THEIR INFATUATION

WITH NEW TECHNOLOGY.

CNN ALWAYS LEADS THE WAY WITH

ITS RAILWAY TIMETABLE OF

ELECTIONS AND ITS TETRIS NEWS,

TAKING ELECTION TO THE POINTLESS

THREE DIMENSIONAL RENDERING.

>> WHAT YOU'LL SEE NANCY PELOSI

DOING, WHEN REPUBLICANS LOOK

LIKE THEY'RE ABOUT TO TAKE

CONTROL, SHE'LL MAKE IT

DISAPPEAR.

I'M TEASINGS.

( LAUGHTER )

>> Jon: FANCY.

UNUSEFUL, BUT FANCY.

I DON'T THINK ANY NETWORK WILL

BE ABLE TO TOP THAT.

>> THE BATTLE FOR THE HOUSE AND

THE SENATE, TAKE A LOOK AT OUR

VIRTUAL CAPITOL HERE.

>> WELL DONE, CNN.

A MUCH LARGER THREE DIMENSIONAL

RENDERING OF THE CAPITOL

BUILDING.

WHAT WILL THEY THINK OF NEXT,

OH, WAIT, I'VE GOT IT, A LARGER

ONE.

OF COURSE, HERE AT "THE DAILY

SHOW," WE HAVE OUR OWN ELECTION

CENTER MANNED BY JOHN OLIVER.

WHAT'S HAPPENING IN OUR ELECTION

CENTER?

>> I'LL SHOW WHAT'S HAPPENING.

HAVE TASTE OF MY HALLOW SUIT

BECAUSE I AM THE CAPITOL DOME,

JOHN.

OH, SURE, THEY'LL GIVE RESULT,

BUT I WILL BE RESULT, JOHN.

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO KNOW?

KENTUCKY SENATE?

NO PROBLEM, INITIATES RESULTS

SEQUENCE.

RAPID PAUL VERSUS JACK CONWAY.

I'M RAND PAUL.

LOOK AT ME.

I'M THE NEW SENATOR FROM

KENTUCKY.

LET'S HAVE A MINT JULEP AND RIDE

SOME HORSES BECAUSE I'M RAND

PAUL, NEW SENATOR FROM KENTUCKY.

PRETTY HAIRY, HUH?

HOW ABOUT THAT.

PRETTY GOOD.

PRETTY GOOD.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

>> Jon: EXACTLY.

>> VERY GOOD.

>> Jon: HOW MUCH DID WE SPEND

ON THIS?

>> ENOUGH THAT WE ABSOLUTELY HAD

TO UNITES

>> Jon: WELCOME BACK.

OH, MAN, NOW FOR SOME MORE

INCOMING ELECTION RESULTS.

THINGS ARE CHANGING FAST AND

FURIOUS.

IN NEW YORK THE STATE SO NICE

THEY NAMED IT NEW YORK, CARL

PALADINO'S CAMPAIGN TO NOT BE

ELECTED GOVERNOR HAS SUCCEEDED.

ANDREW CUOMO IS THE VICTOR.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

PALADINO, OF COURSE, TRIED VERY

HARD NOT TO BE GOVERNOR.

HE MUST BE FEELING VERY PLEASED

TONIGHT.

( LAUGHTER )

AND ANOTHER PIECE OF GOOD NEWS

ON A NIGHT THAT HAS NOT BEEN

MUCH GOOD NEWS FOR DEMOCRATS, IN

WEST VIRGINIA, JOE MANCHIN, A

VERY POPULAR GOVERNOR, WAS

THERE, AND HE HAS DEFEATED JOHN

RAESE.

HE HAD BEEN PROJECTED TO WIN, AS

WELL, SO WEST VIRGINIA ALSO WILL

KEEP A DEMOCRATIC SEAT.

ONCE AGAIN IT LOOKS LIKE THE

HOUSE OF...

( APPLAUSE )

BOY, THAT SOUNDED ENTHUSIASTIC.

ONCE AGAIN, UH, WHY DON'T WE

JUST HAVE A LITTLE BIT MORE

ANALYSIS SINCE THAT'S REALLY

WHAT TONIGHT IS ABOUT.

CHECK IN ONCE AGAIN WITH OUR OWN

JOHN OLIVER, JOHN, WHAT'S

HAPPENING THERE...

>> ACTUALLY, JOHN, I'M NOT QUITE

READY YET.

I'M HAVING A LITTLE TECHNICAL

DIFFICULTY HERE.

JUST...

>> Jon: I SEE THAT.

>> OH, BOY.

WHAT YOU WANT ME TO DO HERE,

JON?

YOU WANT ME TO SEND THE ERROR

REPORT?

>> Jon: DON'T SEND THE ERROR

REPORT.

>> DON'T WORRY.

I'LL JUST REBOOT.

>> Jon: REBOOT.

WHY DON'T YOU DO THAT.

>> THERE, I'M REBOOTING.

SO HOW'S THE LIVE SHOW GOING,

JON?

>> IT WAS GOING PRETTY WELL.

>> HERE WE GO, HERE WE GO.

RESULTS COMING, JON.

IT'S A SCREEN SAVER.

FORGET IT.

I'M JUST GOING TO HAVE TO TAKE

MYSELF TO THE GENIUS BAR.

>> Jon: INTERESTING HOW HE HAD

McINTOSH SPINNING BALL BUT

THEN ALSO A MICROSOFT REBOOT

SOUND.

NOT A WHOLE LOT OF INTERESTING

TECHNOLOGY WE'RE WORKING WITH

TONIGHT.

SPREAD AROUND MANY DIFFERENT

COUNTRIES... COMPANIES.

LET'S GO TO... THIS IS ONE OF

THE STRANGER RESULTS.

I DID NOT THINK THIS WOULD

HAPPEN.

IN WISCONSIN RUSS FEINGOLD, A

LEADING PROGRESSIVE VOICE IN

CONGRESS, HAS BEEN DEFEATED BY

RON JOHNSON.

[CROWD BOOING]

>> Jon: NOW THE CROWD HAS

TURNED ON US.

YET RUSS FEINGOLD DEFEATED FOR

PROGRESSIVE VALUES.

IN LOUISIANA DAVID VITTER HAS

ABSOLUTELY DESTROYED HIS

CHALLENGER BY GOING OUT WITH

HOOKERS.

ALL RIGHT.

( LAUGHTER )

SO REALLY, WHAT IS THE MESSAGE

WE'RE SENDING TO AMERICA

TONIGHT?

IT IS BETTER TO GO SEE

PROSTITUTES THAN, IN FACT,

BELIEVE SOCIAL SECURITY IS A

RIGHT.

LET'S CONTINUE WITH OUR...

>> JON, I'M READY.

I'M READY TO GO, JON.

LOCK AND LOAD.

>> Jon: JOHN OLIVER BACK FOR

ANALYSIS OF TONIGHT'S RESULTS.

GIVE ME AN ANALYSIS, JOHN, OF

WHAT WE'VE SEEN TONIGHT.

>> ANALYSIS COMING FAST AND

HARD.

NOW, IF YOU LOOK AT MY LEFT LEG,

JON, THAT REPRESENTS THE TOLDING

NUMBER OF SEATS HELD BY THE

REPUBLICANS.

>> Jon: I SEE, I SEE.

>> FOR THEM TO TAKE CONTROL OF

THE HOUSE, THEY'LL NEED TO REACH

JUST BELOW MY LEFT TESTICLE.

MEANWHILE, MY RIGHT LEG THERE --

OUCH -- REPRESENTS THE

DEMOCRATS, AND FRANKLY THEY'LL

BE HAPPY IF THEY CAN JUST KEEP A

KNEE'S WORTH OF POWER AFTER

TONIGHT.

NOW LET'S MOVE ON TO THE

DEMOGRAPHICS.

MY LEFT ARM, JON, HERE, SHOWS

THAT AMONGST VOTERS 35 TO 49çó

SERIOUS RESERVATIONS EXIST AS TO

WHETHER THE TEA TWO PARTIES CAN WORK

TOGETHER, BUT IN THE 18 TO 24

DEMO, THEY'RE FEELING THE LOVE.

>> Jon: THAT'S A BIG GAP.

WHAT ABOUT 24 TO 35?

IS THE DATA IN ON ANYTHING ON

THAT?

>> WELL, THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION,

BUT I'M PRETTY MUCH OUT OF LIMBS

NOW, AREN'T I?

>> Jon: IT SEEMS LIKE YOU

SPENT ALL YOUR TIME LEARNING TO

USE NEW TECHNOLOGIES AND YOU

SPEND NO TIME ANALYZING DATA.

THIS HAS NOT BEEN HELPFUL.

LET ME SEE IF I CAN HELP YOU.

>> DON'T CROSS THE LASER ZONE.

DON'T TOUCH ME, DON'T TOUCH ME.

OH, NO, LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE,

JON!

LOOK AT THIS.

OUCH, OUCH, LOOK AT THAT.

YOU'VE SHORTED THE ENTIRE

SYSTEM!

>> Jon: SORRY.

TERRIBLY SORRY.

>> YEAH, YEAH.

AND DON'T

>> Jon: I'M NOT HELPFUL.

>> NO ONE WILL GET ANY RESULTS.

YOU MUST FEEL PRETTY STUPID

STANDING THERE LOOKING LIKE AN

IDIOT LIVE ON ELECTION NIGHT IN

FRONT OF THE WHOLE OF AMERICA.

WHAT A FOOL.

>> Jon: WELL,

>> Jon: WELCOME BACK TONIGHT.

MY GUEST TONIGHT, A RENOWNED

PRESIDENTIAL HISTORIAN.

PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO THE

PROGRAM MICHAEL BESCHLOSS.

SIR, HOW ARE YOU, SIR?

THANKS FOR COMING.

PLEASE HAVE A SEAT.

( APPLAUSE )

TELL ME A STORY.

THE AS WHOOPING THAT HAS BEEN

DELIVERED TONIGHT TO THE

DEMOCRATS, THE MID-TERMS

TRADITIONALLY, WHATEVER RULING

PARTY IS THERE, LOSE SOME SEATS.

DO THEY USUALLY LOSE THIS MANY

SEATS?

>> NO, THEY DON'T, ALTHOUGH IT'S

HAPPENED IN THE PAST, AND I

THINK ONE WAY OF LOOKING AT IT

IS THAT SOMEONE TOLD ME THERE

MAY BE A COUPLE PEOPLE IN THE

AUDIENCE WHO ARE NOT HAPPY ABOUT

TONIGHT.

ANYONE UNHAPPY WITH THE

REPUBLICAN VICTORY?

I GUESS THERE ARE A FEW.

>> Jon: THAT GENTLEMAN SEEMS

VERY HAPPY.

THAT WOMAN HAS A THUMBS-DOWN.

>> THIS IS NOT FOR HIM.

BUT IF YOU LOOK AT HISTORY, THE

THREE PEOPLE, THE THREE

PRESIDENTS IN RECENT TIMES WHO

HAVE HAD MID-TERM LOSSES LIKE

THIS HAVE BEEN TRUMAN,

EISENHOWER AND BILL CLINTON.

EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM GOT

REELECTED.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

>> Jon: SO... SO... SO YOUR

THOUGHT IS WHAT A GREAT NIGHT

FOR BARACK OBAMA.

>> SORT OF LIKE WHAT THE

HOLLYWOOD AGENT SAID WHEN ELVIS

DIED, "GREAT CAREER MOVE."

>> Jon: WHAT DID TRUMAN...

THEY'RE PROJECTING 60 SEATS.

IS THIS THE LARGEST, SECOND

LARGEST, THIRD LARGEST?

WHAT DO WE STAND IN

>> IT'S SORT OF IN THE MIDDLE.

THE THING ABOUT TRUEMAN, 1946,

HE LOST BOTH HOUSES OF CONGRESS,

FIRST TIME TO THE DEMOCRATS IN

16 YEARS, AND HE WAS PRETTY

PHILOSOPHICAL.

HE WAS COMING BACK THE

WASHINGTON ON A TRAIN, HAD A BIG

POKER GAME, DID NOT LISTEN TO

THE RETURNS AND GOT BACK HERE...

>> Jon: COULD YOU ROLL THAT BY

ME ONE MORE TIME.

HE DID NOT LISTEN TO THE

ELECTORAL RETURNS BECAUSE HE WAS

PLAYING CARDS.

>> I THINK THAT'S IT.

>> Jon: HOW DO YOU THINK THAT

WOULD FLY IN TODAY'S

ENVIRONMENT?

>> WELL, SORT OF THEN MAYBE A

CONNECTION TO AQUA BUDDA.

>> Jon: PROBABLY RIGHT.

I TRIED THAT EARLIER, THEY'RE

NOT BIG ON THE AQUA BUDDA STUFF.

WHEN HE GOT BACK AND HExD REALIZED

HE LOST, WHAT DID HE THINK?

>> THIS WAS A GUY WHO WAS SECURE

IN HIMSELF.

AND HE WROTE HIS WIFE, "AS FAR

AS I'M CONCERNED, I'M GOING TO

DO WHATEVER I FEEL LIKE FOR NEXT

TWO YEARS AND TO HELL WITH

EVERYONE."

( APPLAUSE )

>> Jon: AND THAT'S HOW... DID

HE AT THAT POINT BEGIN TO LEAD?

IS THE MISTAKE THAT PRESIDENTS

MAKE IN THEIR FIRST TWO YEARS,

DO THEY LEAD LESS?

HERE'S THE THING I WANT TO ASK

YOU ABOUT BARACK OBAMA.

HE HAS BEEN A LEGISLATOR.

NOW HE'S AN EXECUTIVEMENT THEY

ARE DIFFERENT POSITIONS.

>> THEY ARE.

>>

>> Jon: HAS HE EXECUTIVED LIKE

A LEGISLATOR AND THEN DOES HE

USE THESE NEXT TWO YEARS TO BE

NOR OF AN EXECUTIVE?

AND THERE IS A QUESTION IN THERE

SOMEWHERE.

>> I THINK IT'S ONE OF THOSE YOU

CAN ANSWER WHAT YOU FEEL LIKE.

I THINK THE THINK ABOUT OBAMA IS

HE KNEW THAT HE MIGHT JUST HAVE

TWO YEARS, SO HE SAID, IF I'M

ONLY GOING TO HAVE TWO YEARS

WITH CONTROL OF CONGRESS, GET

HEALTH CARE, GET SOME OF THESE

OTHER THINGS, EVEN IF IT MEANS I

MIGHT NOT GETxD REELECTED.

>> Jon: DID HE GO AFTER THE

STRUCTURE OF WASHINGTON?

IT SEEMS AS THOUGH THAT HAS NOT

BEEN THE CASE.

>> HE SURE TRIED, AND

CONGRATULATIONS ON THE GREAT

RALLY LAST SATURDAY.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )ñr

>> Jon: CAN I SAY SOMETHING?

HOW ABOUT THAT AMERICA.

THAT'S SOME COUNTRY.

>> IT IS.

BUT...

>> Jon: I PANDERED.

YOU GAVE ME NOTHING.

>> IT'S THE GUY IN THE BACK

ROOM.

>> Jon: I KNOW.

>> THE BEST THING YOU SAID WAS

ABOUT PEOPLE IN THIS COUNTRY

WORKING TOGETHER.

BARACK OBAMA SAID THAT IN 2008.

IT HASN'T HAPPENED.

NOW HE'S GOT THE OPPORTUNITY TO

TRY TO DEAL WITH REPUBLICANS IN

CONGRESS AND PERHAPS...

>> Jon: IN OUR LIVES WE DON'T

NECESSARILYÑi SELF-IDENTIFY AS

STRONGLY DEMOCRATIC OR

REPUBLICAN, WILL BE RAL,

CONSERVATIVE, PEOPLE HAVE TO PUT

IT ASIDE TO GET THINGS DONE.

YOU THINK IN WASHINGTON THEY

LOSE SIGHT OF THAT BECAUSE OF

HOW FOCUSED THEY ARE ON THE

HORSE RACE, ON THE STRATEGY, AND

IT'S VERY EASY TO LOSE SIGHT OF

THAT.

THE CURRENCY OF WASHINGTON IS

ABOUT POLITICAL POWER.

THE CURRENCY OF AMERICA IS ABOUT

RUNNING YOUR LIFE.

>> RIGHT, TOTALLY AGREE.

>> AND THE OTHER THING IS IN

WASHINGTON UNLIKE AMERICA, THE

WAY YOU RAISE MONEY IS CONFLICT.

YOU DON'T SEE THE REPUBLICANS

WRITING LETTERS TO THEIR DONORS.

NANCY PELOSI IS A REALLY NICE

LADY AND A PATRIOT BUT WE

DISAGREE.

IT'S NANCY PELOSI IS SAINTIAN.

-- SATAN.

>> Jon: AND THEN YOU GET

MONEY.

VERY INTERESTING.

A LOT OF THE FIRE BRANDS LAWS.

GRAYSON LOST.

I BELIEVE JOE WILSON MAY BE IN

DANGER OF LOSING, THE "YOU LIE"

GENTLEMAN AND THE GUY WHO CALLED

HIS OPPONENT THE TALIBAN.

BOTH I THINK TONIGHT GOING DOWN

TO DEFEAT.

WHAT DOES THAT SAY?

>> IT'S A NICE THING I THINK

WHAT THEY WERE DOING IS

LISTENING TO YOUR SPEECH LAST

SATURDAY.

>> OH, COME ON.

THAT'S NOT... NO, NO.

( APPLAUSE )

YOU ASK THE QUESTION.

>>

>> Jon: I ASK THE QUESTION,

AND YOU LIE TO MY FACE.

SO TOMORROW YOU WAKE UP YOU'RE,

A DEMOCRAT, HOW DO YOU LOOK

YOURSELVES IN THE MIRROR?

YOU PACK A LITTLE EXTRA ORANGE

IN YOUR SUITCASE, HEAD OUT TO

WORK AND SEE WHAT YOU CAN DO?

>> AND PUT ONE FOOT IN FRONT OF

THE OTHER.

THE ONE THING DEMOCRATS HAVE TO

WORRY ABOUT IS WHEN THIS HAPPEN,

PUBLIC IN THE HOUSE WILL HAVE

THE POWER OF SUBPOENA.

AND THERE IS A RECORD OF AN

OPPOSITION PARTY GOING AFTER A

PRESIDENT IN POWER.

>> Jon: HELLO, LAWYERS' FEES.

WELL, THAT'S A BYE.

MICHAEL, ALWAYS NICE TO SEE YOU.

>> Jon: I'VE JUST BEEN HANDED

SOME RESULTS.

ACTUALLY, JOE WILSON, THE GUY

WHO YELLED "YOU LIE," DID WIN.

IF YOU WANT THE RESULTS MORE

QUICKLY THAN I'VE BEEN RECEIVING

THEM, YOU SHOULD ALSO WATCH A

NEWS CHANNEL, WHICH IS WHAT THE

PERSON WHO HANDED ME THIS WAS

DOING.

HERE'S SOME OTHER THINGS.

COLORADO TOO CLOSE TO CALL.

BOXER-FIORINA, CALIFORNIA, TOO

CLOSE TO CALL, BROWN-WHITMAN,

CALIFORNIA, TOO CLOSE TO CALL.

PENNSYLVANIA, TOO CLOSE TO CALL.

THA

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