August 15, 2013 - Simon Pegg

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Protestors oppose Russia's gay propaganda ban, Anthony Weiner insults BuzzFeed, former correspondents bid farewell to John Oliver, and Simon Pegg talks "The World's End."

>> WELCOME TO THE DAILY

SHOW!

MY NAME IS JOHN OLIVER!

I'M STILL HERE.

JON STEWART HAS BEEN

SPENDING HIS SUMMER IN THE

MIDDLE EAST DIRECTING A

MOVIE THAT HE WROTE.

THAT IMAGE IS NOT PHOTO SHOP

THAT IS A REAL PICTURE.

I SUPPOSE IT'S ONLY FAIR

THAT I LEVEL WITH ALL OF

YOU.

I HAVE BEEN LYING ABOUT

WHERE JON STEWART'S BEEN ALL

SUMMER.

IN FACT, I'VE LIED TO YOU

EXACTLY 31 TIMES IT SEEMED

APPROPRIATE TO CONFESS

TONIGHT BECAUSE THIS IS MY

LAST SHOW AT INTERIM HOST.

STOP HIDING YOUR JOY.

JON STEWART WILL BE BACK IN

SEPTEMBER.

WE'RE ALL LOOKING FORWARD TO

SEEING HIM SO MUCH.

BEFORE WE GO INTO OUR TOP

STORY TONIGHT WE JUST WANTED

TO TAKE A MOMENT TO

ACKNOWLEDGE THE HORRIFYING

EVENTS UNFOLDING RIGHT NOW

IN EGYPT.

OUR DEEPEST THOUGHTS ARE

WITH EVERYONE OVER THERE FOR

MORE ON THAT DEVELOPING

STORY, YOU SHOULD PROBABLY

WATCH THE REAL NEWS.

THAT'S KIND OF WHAT THEY'RE

BUILT FOR.

IN THE MEANTIME WE'RE GOING

TO PUSH AHEAD WITH OUR FINAL

SILLY SHOW OF THE SUMMER,

OUR GUEST TONIGHT WRITER AND

OF THE SILLY SHOW SIMON PEG

WILL BE WITH US.

FRANKLY, SIMON HAS A LOT TO

LIVE UP TO TONIGHT GUEST

WISEMENT I DON'T KNOW IF HE

SAW LAST NIGHT'S SHOW BUT

REGIS PHIL PYNN ENDED THE

INTERVIEW IN A SLIGHTLY

UNEXPECTED MANNER.

♪ LOOKS LIKE WE MADE IT ♪

♪ HE KISSED ME ON THE HEAD.

AND YOU KNOW WHAT, I WOKE UP

THIS MORNING AND HI A GRAY

PATCH OF HAIR IN THE EXACT

SHAPE OF REGIS'S LIPS.

AND I REALIZED HE JUST SAPD

MY YOUTH.

THAT'S HOW HE STILL LOOKS SO

INCREDIBLE.

HE SUCKS YEARS FROM THE

HEADS OF MEN THROUGH HIS

LIPS.

HE TOOK TEN YEARS FROM MY

LIFE.

AND I CAN TELL YOU SOMETHING

T WAS TOTALLY WORTH IT!

EVERYTHING FELT BETTER IN

THAT MOMENT.

THIS HAS BEEN SUCH A FUN

SUMMER SO MANY MEMORIES.

TRADITIONALLY THIS CAN BE A

SLOW TIME FOR NEWS BUT THIS

PARTICULAR SUMMER HAS BEEN

JUST ONE STORY AFTER

ANOTHER.

WE HAD THE VOTING RIGHTS

ACT.

GAY MARRIAGE.

PAULA DEEN.

WE DID IMMIGRATION.

THERE WAS A ROYAL BABY WITH

JASON JONES PUNCHING A HORSE

IN THE FACE.

WE HAD A MID SHOW BLACKOUT

FORCING ME TO INTERVIEW ERIC

IN THE DARK.

THEN THERE WAS, OF COURSE,

THAT NIGHT THE DARK PUNK

PLAYED LIVE IN OUR STUDIO

INSTEAD OF GOING ON COLBERT.

THAT WAS FUN.

THEN OF COURSE THERE WAS

THAT AMAZING MOMENT WHERE

HELEN MIRIN WAS A GUEST AND

SHE DECIDED TO SLIP AND

SLIDE OVER TO THE DESK.

IF YOU MISSED THAT I'M TRULY

SORRY.

SOME STORIES HAVE ALSO

DEVELOPED SINCE WE COVERED

THEM.

AND I JUST WANTED TO QUICKLY

UPDATE YOU ON THEM.

TIDDY EVERYTHING UP BEFORE

JON GETS BACK HERE.

FIRST YOU MIGHT REMEMBER

ACCUSED SEXUAL HARASSER AND

ASSAULTER BOB FILLNER BEST

KNOWN FOR HIS WORK AS THE

SAN DIEGO MAYOR, AS WELL ASS

HAD HIS ROLE OPPOSITE

MICHAEL KEATON IN 1989'S

BATMAN.

NOW THAT MIGHT SEEN LIKE A

CRUEL JOKE ABOUT SOMEONE'S

APPEARANCE.

IN MY DEFENSE, [BLEEP] THIS

GUY.

(APPLAUSE)

>> THAT'S MY DEFENSE.

OVER A DOZEN FEMALE

EMPLOYEES HAVE ACCUSED

FILLNER OF UNWANTED SEXUAL

ADVANCEMENT BUT NOW IT SEEMS

HIS MISSIVES MAY NOT HAVE

STOPPED THERE.

>> INVESTIGATORS ARE LOOKING

INTO THE POSSIBILITY OF

IMPROVE CHARGES ON HIS CITY

CREDIT CARD.

>> WORKING INTO A JUNKET

PHILNER TOOK A-- THAT

APPEARS TO HAVE LITTLE TO DO

TO SAN DIEGO AND COST

TAXPAYERS $30,000.

$3,000 TO AN ON-LINE

REPUTATION MANAGEMENT FIRM.

AND ODDLY, 128 DOLLARS FOR A

JUICER.

>> WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

THE JOOUTSER-- JUICER IS THE

THING YOU FIND ODD THERE?

NOT THE $3,000 ON REPUTATION

MANAGEMENT?

BECAUSE THAT IS SOMETHING

THE CITY CLEARLY DOES

DESERVE A REFUN ON.

THERE IS ALSO ONE OTHER

RECENT REVELATION ABOUT BOB

FILLNER THAT I HESITATE TO

EVEN SHOW YOU.

>> THERE ARE NEW ALLEGATIONS

THAT MAYOR FILLNER SEXUALLY

HARASSED MILITARY RAPE

VICTIMS.

>> THAT MAY BE THE SINGLE

WORST SENTENCE I HAVE HEARD

ALL SUMMER.

EVEN A KISS ON THE HEAD FROM

REGIS PHIL PIN CANNOT ERASE

THE PAIN OF HEARING THAT.

IF I PAY, I WOULD LIKE TO DO

A QUICK IMPRESSION OF BOB

FILLNER'S REPUTATION MANAGER

AFTER HEARING THAT SENTENCE.

UM, OKAY, [BLEEP] THIS.

YOU CAN HAVE YOUR $3,000

BACK.

LIFE'S TOO SHORT YOU PIECE

OF

LET'S GET AS FAR AWAY FROM

THAT STORY AS WE POSSIBLY

CAN.

LET'S GO TO RUSSIA.

ALSO KNOWN AS THE COUNTRY TO

WHICH EDWARD SNOWDEN IS NOW

HAVING HIS MAIL FORWARDED.

NOW AS YOU'LL RECALL WHILE

THE SUPREME COURT HERE WAS

OVERTURNING THE DEFENSE OF

MARRIAGE ACT IN RUSSIA, THEY

PASSED A BRAND-NEW ANTI-GAY

PROPAGANDA LAW AND DESPITE

CRITICISM, THEY ARE

DEFENDING THEIR DECISION.

>> RUSSIAN PRESIDENT

VLADIMIR PUTIN PUBLICLY

DEFENDED THE LAW EARLIER

THIS SUMMER.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT IMPOSING

ANY KIND OF SANCTIONS

AGAINST HOMOSEXUALITY, HE

SAID THIS IS ABOUT

PROTECTING CHILDREN.

>> IS IT THOUGH?

IS IT?

ARE YOU SURE THIS ISN'T SOME

HOMOPHOBIC LEGISLATION

PASSED JUST TO PREVENT THE

YOU WEREAN POLICE WERE BEING

MADE FUN OF BECAUSE WHEN YOU

LOOK AT THEIR UNIFORMS IN

THE MIRROR THEY SAY HOMO.

YOU SURE THAT'S NOT IT?

YOU SURE THAT'S NOT IT?

THAT IS A LITTLE TRICKY WHEN

THEY ARE PULLING YOU OVER.

OLGA, HOW FAST WERE YOU

GOING.

THE GAY POLICE ARE GAINING

ON US.

REASSURINGLY, THERE'S

ACTUALLY BEEN HUGE

INTERNATIONAL REACTION

AGAINST THIS LAW.

AND IT IS TAKING ALL SORTS

OF FORMS.

>> PROTESTS IN ENGLAND,

SCOTLAND, BELGIUM, CANADA,

THE U.S.

FOR OWNERS OF GAY BARS

DUMPED JURBAN VODKA.

>> POURING VODKA INTO THE

GUTTERS.

A POWERFUL STAND AGAINST

HOMOPHOBIA AND FOR DRUNK

SEWER ALLIGATORS.

I LOVE YOU.

YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND.

THE PROBLEM IS, THAT THIS

LAW IS JUST A PART OF A MUCH

LARGER SHIFT TOWARDS PERCENT

CUTION OF GAY PEOPLE IN

RUSSIA.

>> ANOTHER TV ANCHOR IN

RUSSIA COMING UNDER FIRE FOR

THINGS HE SAID ABOUT GAY

PEOPLE DURING A BROADCAST

LAST YEAR.

>> WE NEED TO BAN THEM FROM

DONATING BLOOD AND SPERM.

AND IF THEY DIE IN CAR

ACCIDENTS, WE NEED TO BURY

THEIR HEARTS IN THE GROUND

OR BURN THEM AS THEY ARE

UNSUITABLE FOR THE AIDING OF

ANYONE'S LIFE.

>> WHAT?

BURY THEIR HEARTS IN THE

GROUND-- I-- I THINK HE MAY

BE CONFUSING GAY PEOPLE WITH

VAMPIRES.

NEVER INVITE A GAY INTO YOUR

HOME OR WILL VISIT YOU AT

NIGHT IN THE FORM OF A BAT

OR A FINE MIST.

BUT HERE'S THE THING.

IN RUSSIA, THAT'S ACTUALLY

CONSIDERED ACCURATE

SCIENTIFIC DATA.

>> DMITRI-- INSISTS AFTER

ALL THAT HE IS NOT HOMEO

PHOBIC.

HE SAYS HE WAS SIMPLY

SUPPORTING MEDICAL RULES

DENY-- DESIGNED TO PREVENT

HIV POSITIVE MEN FROM

DONATING BLOOD OR ORGANS.

>> OH, PLEASE THAT IS

RIDICULOUS.

WHAT KIND OF COUNTRY WOULD

BAN GAY MEN FROM DONATING

BLOOD BASED ON SOME KIND OF

PATHETIC, ARCHAIC AIDS

PARANOIA.

>> RIGHT NOW IN THE UNITED

STATES GAY MEN CANNOT DONATE

BLOOD.

>> OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT I

WON'T MISS ABOUT HOSTING

THIS SHOW, HAVING PERFECTLY

EDITED SOUND BITES ROUTINELY

SAID.

AND FINALLY--

(APPLAUSE)

>> FINALLY, I JUST WANT TO

PERSONALLY SAY A BIG THANK

YOU TONIGHT BECAUSE THERE

ARE SOME PEOPLE WHO HAVE

GONE ABOVE AND BEYOND TO

MAKE MY JOB SO MUCH EASIER

THIS SUMMER THAN IT COULD

HAVE BEEN.

AND ONE IN PARTICULAR.

I'M TALKING, OF COURSE B

ANTHONY WEINER.

OR-- OR SHOULD I SAY CARLOS

DANGER.

>> DANGER.

>> THE REAL-- NOW THIS WEEK

HE JOINS THE OTHER

DEMOCRATIC CANDIDATES FOR

MAYOR IN A TELEVISED DEBATE

USING HIS TIME TO SAY THIS.

>> MY NAME IS ANTHONY WEINER

AND I WANT TO BE YOUR MAYOR.

>> NOW A COUPLE OF THINGS

STRUCK ME ABOUT THAT, FIRST,

DOES ANTHONY WEINER REALLY

THINKS HE NEEDS TO TELL

PEOPLE HIS NAME ANY MORE?

BECAUSE WHILE THERE ARE MANY

OBSTACLES TO HIS GETTING

ELECTED, NAME RECOGNITION IS

DEFINITELY NOT ONE OF THEM.

AND SECOND, DOES HE WANT TO

BE MAYOR?

BECAUSE THE WAY HE IS BEEN

CAMPAIGNING RECENTLY IT KIND

OF SEEMS LIKE HE MIGHT NOT.

CASE IN POINT, EARLIER THIS

WEEK HE GAVE AN INTERVIEW TO

THE WEB SITE BUZZ FEED.

>> I THINK YOU CAN DO THIS.

>> I THINK IS

SOMETHING-- YOU CAN DO THIS

OR SHOW VIDEOS OF CATS,

WHATEVER YOU DO AT BUZZ FEED

BUT --

>> WHAT'S HE DOING?

IT IS LIKE HE'S TRYING TO

MAKE PEOPLE HATE HIM NOW.

I CAN'T TELL IF HE WANTS TO

BE MAYOR OR A HEEL IN THE

WWF.

SHOCKING NEW YORK, YOUR TOWN

SMELLS LIKE PISS.

CHICAGO'S GOT BETTER-- THAN

THE RED SOX.

WEINER 2013!

THERE ARE SO MANY THINGS ON

THIS ABOUT THIS SUMMER.

BUT ON THIS YOU MOST OF

ALL-- MISS YOU MOST OF ALL

CARLOS DANGER.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

>> WELCOME BACK.

THIS SUMMER HAS BEEN SO MUCH

FUN.

COY NOT HAVE DONE IT WITHOUT

THE OTHER CORRESPONDENTS.

THEY HAVE BEEN INCREDIBLY

SUPPORTIVE THE WHOLE TIME.

LET'S GO OUT TO THEM NOW ONE

LAST TIME.

STARTING WITH SALMON THAT

BEE IN DETROIT, SAM, ANY

UPDATES?

I KNOW THINGS ARE PRETTY

GRIM OVER THERE.

>> OH, JOHN T IS WORSE THAN

YOU COULD POSSIBLY IMAGINE.

>> RIGHT.

>> A ONCE PROUD AMERICAN

INSTITUTION BROUGHT TO ITS

KNEES BY GROSS MISMANAGEMENT

AND INCOMPETENT LEADERSHIP.

YOU KNOW, YOU WONDER IF IT

WILL EVER AGAIN BE THE ICON

IT WAS ONCE.

>> BUT SAM, ON THE OTHER

HAND, DETROIT IS RESILIENT,

WILL WILL BOUNCE BACK,

SHORTLY OPINIONS DETROIT, NO,

I'M TALKING ABOUT THE DAILY

SHOW.

>> COME ON.

>> IT TOOK DECADES TO BRING

DETROIT TO ITS KNEES BUT YOU

DESTROYED THE DAILY SHOW IN

LIKE THREE MONTHS.

>> WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.

GO A LITTLE EASY.

>> YOU'RE FASTER THAN EBOLA.

WHAT?

>> I WOULD SAY THAT I'M

SPEAKING TRUTH TO POWER BUT

YOU HAVE TO POWER AND

WHATEVER POWER YOU THOUGHT

YOU HAD ENDS IN ABOUT SIX

MINUTES WHICH IS LESS TIME

THAN IT TAKES TO MAKE A HOT

POCKET, BUT ENOUGH TIME I'M

SURE FOR YOU TO [BLEEP] THE

SHOW EVEN FURTHER UNTIL IT

BEGS TO BE PUT OUT OF ITS

MISSERY.

>> THANK YOU, SAMANTHA.

LET'S GO TO JESSICA WILLIAMS,

JESS, WHERE EXACTLY ARE YOU.

>> I'M IN FRONT OF PAULA

DEEN'S HOUSE, JOHN.

>> THAT IS ENCOURAGING.

ANY DOVMENTS ON THAT STORY?

>> OH, NO, I'M ACTUALLY JUST

HERE LOOKING FOR A JOB.

>> WHAT?

>> BECAUSE LET ME BE CLEAR,

I WOULD MUCH RATHER WORK FOR

AN OLD LADY WHO ADMITTED TO

THROWING THE "N" WORD AROUND

THAN SPEND SIX MORE MINUTES

WORKING FOR YOU.

>> WOW, THAT SEEMS A LITTLE

EXTREME, JESS.

>> OH MY GOSH, DOES IT,

JOHN.

>> A LITTLE.

>> WELL, THEN, LET ME JUST

SAY ONE MORE THING.

>> SURE GO AHEAD.

>> [BLEEP] YOU!

>> OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, THERE

IS NOT EXACTLY HOW I

ENVISAGED MY FINAL SHOW

GOING, TO BE HONEST AM BUT

APPARENTLY WE ACTUALLY HAVE

ANOTHER REPORTER WHO IS LIVE

AT THE MOSCOW AIRPORT, MAYBE

SNOWDEN IS ON THE MOVE.

WHO'S THERE, WHAT?

--

>> JOHN

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

>> WYATT, HOW HAVE YOU BEEN

DOING SINCE YOU LEFT THE

SHOW?

>> I'VE BEEN GREAT.

I FEEL LIKE A GUY WHO HAD A

PARTICULAR FOR THE TITANIC

BUT GOT ON BOARD AND SAID

YOU KNOW WHAT, THIS DOESN'T

FEEL RIGHT, I'M GOING TO

TAKE A PLANE.

>> THAT DOESN'T WORK.

THAT DOESN'T WORK, THAT

ANALOGY, THERE WEREN'T

PLANES IN 1912.

>> I DON'T GIVE A [BLEEP]

ABOUT THAT, JOHN, IT'S WHY I

LEFT.

THE POINT IS I AVOIDED

CRASHING INTO THE ICEBERG

THAT WOULD HAVE LEFT ME

FLOATING IN THIS [BLEEP]

SHOW.

BUT NOW FOOD TASTES BETTER,

THE SUN IS BRIGHTER.

I JUST WISH COY HAVE SAVED

THE OTHERS, THAT'S WHAT

REALLY --

>> WHAT, WYATT, THAT'S WHY

YOU'RE FILING THIS REPORT TO

TELL ME THAT I RUINED THIS

SHOW.

>> JOHN, I'M HERE BECAUSE

I'M YOUR FRIEND.

>> OH, THANK YOU, THANK YOU.

>> YOU KNOW WHEN A

SKATEBOARDER TRIES TO DO A

TRICK OVER A WALL AND HE

CAN'T HANDLE IT.

>> YEAH.

>> HE LANDS ON HIS BALLS.

AND HE'S JUST LYING THERE

WITH HIS BALLS HURTING.

>> YEAH, I GET T I GET.

>> I'M THE FRIEND WHO COMES

OVER TO SEE IF HE'S OKAY AND

I ALSO MAKE SURE I GET THE

WHOLE THING ON VIDEO.

>> OKAY, WELL-- THAT'S VERY

GENEROUS OF YOU WYATT, I

APPRECIATE IT I HAVE GOT TO

GO TO JASON JONES NOW, HE IS

LIVE IN LONDON, OH, HE'S NOT,

HE'S NOT, MAYBE HE JUST

CAN'T EVEN BE BOTHERED TO BE

THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE.

WHOA.

>> ENOUGH OF THAT [BLEEP].

>>

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

>> NO WAY, NO WAY!

NO WAY!

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.

THAT'S GREAT OKAY.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

>>.

>> ALL RIGHT, ENOUGH, ENOUGH

OF WHAT IS GOING ON HERE.

LEAVE JOHN OLIVER A LOCHBLT

HE'S DOING A HECK OF A JOB,

I'M PROUD OF YOU.

>> ROB, THANK YOU SO MUCH.

YOU HAVE BEEN WATCHING THE

SHOW THIS SUMMER?

>> NO.

>> NOT REALLY MY THING.

I'M MORE OF A WIPEOUT KIND

OF GUY.

NOW THAT'S A SHOW.

>> WIPEOUT, YOU MEAN THE

SHOW WHERE PEOPLE RUB ACROSS

INFLATABLE --

>> SPOILER ALERT.

COME ON!

I DIDN'T GET TO WATCH LAST

WEEK'S EPISODE.

IT'S ON MY TiVO THOUGH.

>> OKAY, SORRY.

SO WHY ARE YOU IN LONDON,

EXACTLY?

>> WELL, BASICALLY, JUST TO

GAUGE THE MOOD ON THE

STREET.

TO SEE WHAT THE PEOPLE IN

YOUR HOMELAND THINK.

I'VE GOT TO BE HONEST, THEY

HATE YOU.

>> I'M HEARING A LOT OF

THINGS LIKE THIS, LIKE HE'S

AN EMBARRASSMENT, HE IS AND

TOSS ANOTHER SHRIMP ON THE

BARBY.

>> THAT IS AUSTRALIAN FOR A

START.

>> I THINK I KNOW MY

EUROPEAN COUNTRIES, JOHN.

>> THAT'S NOT EVEN YOURS.

>> 9 POINT IS THIS, THIS

COUNTRY IS IN A TAILSPIN.

>> NO, IT'S NOT.

>> TAILSPIN OF SHAME.

>> SI HAVE TALKED TO SEVERAL

PEOPLE ON THE STREETS AND

HERE IS WHAT THEY ARE

CALLING YOU AND I WROTE IT

DOWN SO BEAR WITH ME.

>> OKAY.

>> THE UNION JACK-- ASS.

>> BUCKINGHAM FALL --

>> THEY DIDN'T A THAT.

>> THE [BLEEP] THAT RUINED

THE DAILY SHOW.

>> WHOA, YOU CANNOT SAY THAT

WORD.

>> APPARENTLY HERE YOU CAN.

PEOPLE SAY IT TO ME LIKE SIX,

SEVEN TIMES A DAY.

BUT IF YOU ASK ME YOU'VE

BEEN DOING AN INCREDIBLE JOB

AS A HOST.

>> THAT MEANS ABSOLUTELY

NOTHING COMING FROM YOU.

YOU JUST TOLD ME YOU HAVEN'T

WATCHED IT ALL SUMMER.

>> GEE, LEARN TO TAKE A

COMPLIMENT, JOHN, KEEP UP

ITS GOOD WORK.

I'M PROUD OF YOU.

>> THIS IS MY LAST SHOW

HOSTING.

>> OOH, THAT SUCTION.

HEY, IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR

WORK YOU SHOULD GET ON

WIPEOUT.

NOW THAT'S A SHOW.

PLUS EVERYONE WOULD LOVE TO

SEE YOU GET SMASHED IN YOUR

STUPID BRITISH FACE.

>> NO, THEY WOULDN'T.

>> OH, LOOK AT ME --

>> ROB, THANK YOU.

>> WELL CONGRESS BACK.

MY GUEST TONIGHT THE ACTER

WHO STARRED IN-- HIS LATEST

WHICH HE ALSO WROTE IS

CALLED THE WORLD'S END.

>> YOU HAVE GOT ANY PLAN

FORCE DINNER AT ALL.

>> TONIGHT WE WILL BE

PARTAKING OF A LIQUID AS WE

WOIND OUR WAY UP THE GOLDEN

MILE COMMENCING WITH AN

INAGRAL-- IN THE FIRST POST

AND THEN ON TO THE ULTRA,

THE FAMOUS, THE GOOD

COMPANIONS, TRUSTY SERVANT,

TWO HEADED DOG, MERMAID,

BEEHIVE, KING'S HEAD AND A

HOLE IN THE WALL ALL BEFORE

THE LAST BITTERSWEET PINT IN

THAT MOST-- THE WORLD'S END.

THOUGH WE MAY RETURN WITH A

TWINK NELL OUR EYES --

>> CHEERS.

PLEASE WELCOME THE FANTASTIC

SIMON PEG

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

SIMON.

>> HELLO, JOHN.

>> THANK YOU.

>> CHEERS.

>> CHEERS.

>> RIGHT PROUD WE ARE OF YOU

BACK HOME, SIR.

RIGHT PROUD.

>> THANKS.

LIKE THE FIRST WORLD WAR

GENERALS.

>> WELL DONE, WELL DONE,

SIR.

KICK UP THE HOME FRONT,

QUITE WELL, WELL DONE.

>> THANK YOU.

>> THANK YOU SOP FOR BEING

HERE.

FANTASTIC.

>> IT'S AN HONOR, GREAT TO

BE ON.

>> THIS MOVIE IS FANTASTIC

THIS IS THE THIRD PART OF

YOUR-- TRIOLOGY.

>> IT SOMEBODY'S, WHICH WILL

YOU KNOW, DO PEOPLE KNOW

WHAT IT IS.

>> CORENETO.

>> IT IS AN ICE CREAM SNACK

WHICH WE USED AS A JOKE IN

SHAWN OF THE DEAD AND IT

BECAME LIKE --

>> THANK YOU.

>> YEAH, THEN IT BECAME THE

LINKING FACTOR BETWEEN ALL

THE THREE FILMS.

>> IT HAS BEEN GREAT.

THE IT HAS BECOME LIKE YOUR

ALFRED HITCHCOCK IT WILL

APPEAR SOMEWHERE IN

EVERY-- I GUESS THE REAL

SCOOP WILL BE YOU CAN GET

THE CORNETO IN A MOVIE YOU

HAVE NOT WRITTEN AND PROUD.

>> THAT WOULD BE GOOD.

>> YOU CAN IN STAR TREK, SAY,

LOOK.

CAPTAIN, WAIT --

>> I COULD BEAM ONE INTO A

SHOW.

>> I GOT A NICE CORNETO

RIGHT HERE.

>> THIS IS SO KIND OF AWE

THREATICALLY BRITISH AS

WELL.

THEY ACTUALLY MADE ME QUITE

HOME SICK BECAUSE-- AND IT

IS ODD BEING HOME SICK WHEN

PEOPLE ARE FIGHTING, ROBOT

ALIENS.

>> YES, OF COURSE.

>> YOU REMEMBER WHAT IT WAS

LIKE, ALL THE ROBOTS AND

ALIENS BACK HOME.

>> AND IT WOULD EXPLAIN SOME

THINGS.

>> THAT'S WHY YOU MOVED HERE,

RIGHT.

>> THAT IS WHERE-- SO THIS

IS, YOU DO THESE MOVIES WITH

YOUR FRIENDS THAT IS

PROBABLY ONE OF THE MOST FUN

THINGS ABOUT IT.

>> WELL, YEAH, NICK WHO I

WORKED WITH, WHO WAS ED IN

SHAWN OF THE DEAD, WE HAVE

BEEN PAULS FOR LIKE 20

YEARS.

WE WERE FRIENDS BEFORE WE

STARTED WORKING TOGETHER.

IN FACT, I BASICALLY ASKED

NICK TO BE IN A SITCOM THAT

WE HAD CALLED SPACE.

>> YEAH.

>> THANK YOU.

IT'S FANTASTIC.

>> FANTASTIC.

I THINK YOU CAN SEE ON

NETFLIX NOW IF YOU HAVE NOT

SEEN TESTIMONY I SAID PLEASE

COME AND BE IN THIS SHOW SO

I CAN HANG OUT WITH YOU

MORE.

AND HE WAS AWAITER AT THE

TIME.

HE WAS THE BEST WAITER IN

THE-- AND HE WAS GOING ALL

RIGHT.

AND.

>> THAT WAS THE BEGINNING OF

HIS CAREER AS A VERY

SUCCESSFUL ACTOR.

>> THERE IS NO BETTER WAY,

THOUGH.

THERE IS NO BETTER WAY THAN

SAYING I WANT TO CAST YOU SO

I CAN SPEND MORE TIME WITH

YOU.

>> HOW ABOUT-- WHATEVER,

OKAY, SOMEONE ELSE CAN SERVE

MY TABLES FOR THE WEEKEND.

>> YEAH, ONE OF MY FAVORITE

STORIES ABOUT YOU AFTER

SHAWN OF THE DEAD AS WELL

WAS THAT SOME JOURNALISTS

SAID YOU'RE PROBABLY TOO BIG

FOR BRITAIN.

YOU'RE GOING TO HOLLYWOOD.

AND SIX MONTHS LATER, ARE

YOU IN MR. --

>> WHAT A HYPOCRITE.

>> HE'S NOT A HIP CRAT CRIT,

HE'S FANTASTIC.

>> I KIND OF PICKED THIS

BLOCKBUSTER OUT OF THE AIR

LIKE I'M TO THE GOING BE ON

MISSION IMPOSSIBLE THREE,

LIKE IT DIDN'T EVEN EXIST.

AND THEN JJ CALLED ME, HEY,

DO YOU WANT TO BE IN MISSION

IMPOSSIBLE THREE.

AND I WAS LIKE YEAH.

>> OF COURSE, OF COURSE, I

LOVE IT, YOUR EMBODIMENT OF

WHAT THE BIGGEST POSSIBLE ON

THE TABLE MOVIE, HELEN MIRIN

CAME ON AS A GUEST OVER THE

SUMMER AND SHE WAS SAYING OH,

IT'S SO WEIRD WHEN YOU MEET

MOVIE STARS LIKE BRAD PITT,

THEY JUST SEEM OTHER WORLDY.

YOU DO UNDERSTAND --

>> YOU HAVE WON AN OSCAR.

>> I WENT TO THIS, THE

PARAMOUNT HAD THEIR BIG

100th ANNIVERSARY PHOTOGRAPH

A COUPLE OF YEARS AGO AND WE

WERE ISSUEDING INTO DARKNESS

AT THE TIME AND WE WENT

ALONG TO BE IN THIS GROUP.

IT WAS JUST LIKE EVERYBODY

WAS THERE AND IT WAS LIKE

NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM, LIKE

BEING AT WAX WORKS AND

EVERYBODY HAD COME TO LIFE

AND I WAS GOING UP, DID WAS

INCREDIBLE, YOU KNOW, I FELT

LIKE I SHOULDN'T BE THERE.

>> IF YOU GET A CHANCE TO BE

AROUND MARTIN SCORSESE.

>> YOU SHOULD PROBABLY.

>> SO AT LEAST YOUR FIGURE

CORE HAVE FELT SCORSESE'S

GENIUS.

>> BEHIND ME WAS ROBERT DE

NIRO, I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW

UNTIL I SAW THE PICTURE

BACK.

>> YOU ARE KIDDING ME.

>> I WAS LIKE DAMMIT, HE WAS

BEHIND ME.

I WAS TOO BUSY TALKING TO

SCORE SAY SEE.

I SHOULD HAVE FOCUSED.

>> IT'S BRILLIANT SO, FUNNY

REASONS GLAD YOU LIKED IT.

>> PRESUMABLY YOU WILL DO

MORE TOGETHER.

>> I HOPE SO, YEAH, YEAH, I

HOPE SO IT JUST WON'T

BE-- WE SET THIS CRITERIA

FOR OURSELVES, THEY ARE ALL

SET IN THE U.K., KIND OF

LIKE GROWING UP FRIENDSHIP

AND THEY ALL FEATURE THIS

ICE CREAM.

THE NEXT THING WE DO

TOGETHER MIGHT NOT HAVE, IT

MIGHT BE NICKEL SAID WE

SHOULD HAVE DONE THE THREE

FLAVORS ASTIN-MARTINS

BECAUSE WE HAVE BEEN GIVEN

FREE ICE CREAM SOME OF THAT

WE NEED TO KIND OF GET A NEW

FREEIE OPINIONS.

>> THE WORLD'S END IN

THEATRES AUGUST 23rd, IT'S

FANTASTIC.

THE GREAT SIMON PEG,ED

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