March 31, 2014 - Peter Dinklage

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Governor Chris Christie's own investigation exonerates him, corruption scandals emerge nationwide, and Peter Dinklage shares his admiration for a Croatian security guard.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]>> Jon: WELCOME TO "THE DAILY

SHOW".

MY NAME IS JON STEWART.

GOOD PROGRAM FOR YOU TONIGHT.

YOU KNOW WHO IS ON THE PROGRAMTONIGHT?

YOU'LL BE DELIGHTED ABOUT THIS.

ON THE PROGRAM TONIGHT --[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

-- THANK YOU.

PETER DINKLAGE FROM THE HIT HBOSHOW GIRLS OR GAME OF THRONES OR

ONE OF THEM.

IT'S ALL NUDITY TO ME.

FIRST THERE'S BEEN A VERY BIGDEVELOPMENT IN THE CHRIS

CHRISTIE BRIDGE-GATESCANDAL.

>> RESULTS OF THE INVESTIGATIONCOMMISSIONED BY THE

NEW JERSEY GOVERNOR CHRISCHRISTIE INTO THE BRIDGE-GATE

SCANDAL HAVE BEENRELEASED TODAY.

>> Jon: I WONDER WHAT THERESULTS WILL BE OF THE

INVESTIGATION THAT CHRISCHRISTIE HIMSELF COMMISSIONED.

[LAUGHTER]PERHAPS I'LL READ ABOUT IT IN

THIS SCANDAL'S PAPER OF RECORDTHE CHRISTIE

SUN-TIMES-PICAYUNE.

BUT OBVIOUSLY I HAVEN'T SEEN THEREPORT.

WHAT DOES IT SAY?

>> SO THIS REPORT HAS JUST COMEOUT.

IT EXONERATES YOU COMPLETELY.

DO YOU FEEL EXONERATED?

>> Jon: IT BETTER.

IT COST ME $1 MILLION (bleep)DOLLARS AND BY ME I MEAN YOU IF

YOU ARE A NEW JERSEY TAXPAYER.

ANYWAY.

STRONGER THAN THE STORM CHRISTIE2012.

SERIOUSLY GOVERNOR CHRISTIE YOUFEEL EXONERATED?

>> YEAH, I DO BUT I ALWAYS KNEWTHAT THIS IS WHERE IT WOULD END.

>> Jon: WE KNOW.

YOU AIN'T NOSTRADAMUS. YOU KNOW,MEGYN MONTHS AGO

I VISITED AN ORACLE WHO KILLED AGOAT, READ THE ENTRAILS AND SAW

A VISION THAT MY HAND PICKEDLEGAL TEAM WOULD WRITE A REPORT

EXONERATING ME FROM ALLWRONGDOING. BY THE WAY IF

CHRISTIE IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FORTHIS BRIDGE-GATE WHO IS?

>> THE INTERNAL REVIEW HEAPEDALL THE BLAME FOR SHUTTING DOWN

LANES ON FORMER PORT AUTHORITYOFFICIAL DAVID WILDSTEIN AND

CHRISTIE'S FORMER TOP AIDEBRIDGET ANNE KELLY.

>> THEY SAID QUOTE -- THIS ISABOUT BRIDGET KELLY -- SHE

SEEMED EMOTIONAL. SHE WASHABITUALLY CONCERNED

ABOUT HOW SHE WAS PERCEIVED BYBY THE GOVERNOR. A BOYFRIEND HAD

ENDED A RELATIONSHIP, PORTRAYINGMS. KELLY AS DUPLICITOUS,

WEEPING FREQUENTLY AND DEPENDENTON MEN FOR APPROVAL STABILITY.

>> Jon: THAT ALSO EXPLAINSVERY CLEARLY WHY THE

OFFICIAL REPORT WAS TITLEDBITCHES BE CRAZY, RIGHT?

[LAUGHTER]WAIT A MINUTE!

HOW DID THAT #GET ON THERE?

[LAUGHTER]DAMN YOU, INTERNET!

WORKED SO QUICKLY.

SO CASE CLOSED.

YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.

>> CHRIS CHRISTIE GOT HIS MOJOBACK.

>> MOJO, SWAGGER.

>> HIS MOJO IS BACK.

HE IS BACK.

>> IT'S THE OLD CHRISTIE.IT'S THE MOJO CHRISTIE.

>> Jon: CHRISTIE HAS GONEFROM BEING A DESERT OF MOJO TO A

VERITABLE MOJO-ASIS.

AS YOU CAN SEE ON THIS JERSEYREGION MOJO-METER. AS YOU CAN

SEE IN DECEMBER CHRISTIE WASBARELY AT SITS QUIETLY AT A JETS

GAME BUT NOW HE IS UP TO WEARS ATRACK SUIT TO A FUNERAL.

[LAUGHTER]ALL RIGHT.

HE HAS HIS GROOVE BACK.

DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TO GO TOJAMAICAAND FALL IN

LOVE WITH TAYE DIGGS.HEY, GIRLFRIEND.

SO WITH CHRISTIES'S CAMPAIGNBACK IN GEAR THE GOVERNOR DID

WHAT ANYBODY ON A HOT STREAKAND WITHIN DRIVING

DISTANCE OF ATLANTIC CITY WOULDDO.

HE WENT TO LAS VEGAS.

>> THE REPUBLICANS GOVERNORS AREHEADING WEST TO LAS VEGAS.

THEY ARE SPEAKING AT THE SPRINGMEETING AT THE REPUBLICAN JEWISH

COALITION BUT MORE IMPORTANTTHEIR PRIVATE TALKS WITH ONE

MAN REPUBLICAN SUPER DONORSHELDON ADLESON.

WHY WOULD CHRISTIE GO TOVEGAS TO IMPRESS A GUY WHOSE

JEOPARDY INTRO WOULDBE AN ULTRA ZIONIST WHO MAKES

MOST OF HIS MONEY OFFGAMBLING ADDICTS IN MACAU.

>> SHELDON ADELSON THEGOP SUPER DONOR WHO GAVE MORE

THAN $90 MILLION IN ANATTEMPT TO STOP BARACK OBAMA'S

REELECTION IN 2012.

>> IN 2012 THE NEWT GINGRICHCAMPAIGN GOT $15 MILLION FROM

ADLESON, MITT ROMNEY GOT $30MILLION.

>> Jon: OH, RIGHT HE THROWSMILLIONS OF DOLLARS AWAY ON

POLITICAL CAMPAIGNS FROMHIS TRICKED OUT SCOOTER.

[LAUGHTER]I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE REMOJOED

GOVERNOR OF NEW JERSEY TO TAKEHIS FAMOUS STRAIGHT HONEST TALK

TO VEGAS TO SPEAK TRUTH TOMONEY.

>> NEW JERSEY GOVERNOR CHRISCHRISTIE APOLOGIZING.

>> Jon: WHAT?

CHRISTIE DOESN'T APOLOGIZE.

WHAT IS HE APOLOGIZING FOR KICKADLESON'S ASS?

WHAT IS HE ACTUALLY APOLOGIZINGFOR?

>> APOLOGIZING FOR REFERRING TOTHE WEST BANK AS OCCUPIED

TERITORIES WHILE SPEAKING AT THEREPUBLICAN JEWISH COALITION.

>> Jon: OH, MY GOD HE DIDWHAT?

BECAUSE ONLY AN ULTRA LEFT WINGPEACENIK LOSER WOULD REFER TO

THAT AREA OF THE WEST BANK ASTHE OCCUPIED TERRITORIES.

>> ISRAEL MUST STOP SETTLEMENTACTIVITY IN THE OCCUPIED

TERRITORIES.

>> Jon: GET A JOB, HIPPY.

>FOR MORE WE TURN TO OUR SENIORZIONIST

BILLIONAIRE CORRESPONDENTSAMANTHA BEE. SAM, THANKS FOR

JOINING US. WE'RE GLAD YOU MADEIT. SAM, LET ME ASK YOU --

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]-- THIS IS CRAZY.

>> YEAH.

>> Jon: IF SHELDON ADLESONDOESN'T APPROVE AS A TERM AS

WIDELY ACCEPTED AS OCCUPIEDTERRITORIES WHAT DOES HE THINK

IS AN ACCEPTABLE TERM FOR THATAREA?

>> YOU KNOW, SHELDON'S IS NOTPICKY. HE'S OPEN TO A NUMBER OF

DIFFERENT NAMES OUTER ISRAEL,ISRAEL IN

WAITING, PALESTINIAN TERROREMPORIUM.

>> Jon: THOSE ARE NOT THE MOSTOBJECTIVE TERMS.

AND OCCUPIED TERRITORIES ISFAIR?

IT CLEARLY SUGGESTS TERRITORIESTHAT ARE BEING OCCUPIED PERHAPS

BY SOME FOREIGN MILITARY ORCOUNTLESS FOREIGN SETTLEMENTS.

[ LAUGHTER ]>> Jon: YOU JUST DESCRIBED THE

WEST BANK.

THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT ISHAPPENING IN THE WEST BANK.

>> OKAY "THE DAILY SHOW" WITHYASSER ARAFAT.

I GOT YOU.

I GOT IT.

[ LAUGHTER ]>> Jon: WHEN DID THE GUY WHO

MAKES DONALD TRUMP'S HAIR LOOKNATURAL GET VETO POWER OVER

EVERY WORD REPUBLICANS SAY ABOUTISRAEL?

>> NOT JUST ISRAEL,JON. HE ALSO WANTS UNIONS TO BE

CALLED THUG COLLECTIVES,OFFSHORE TAX HAVENS

ARE NOW MONEY RESORTS AND HEDOES NOT USE A MOTORIZED SCOOTER

HE PRACTICES EXTREME SITTING SORAD, I KNOW.

>> Jon: I'LL GIVE YOU THAT THEMAN IS A CHAMPION SITTER.

LISTEN.

HOW CAN ANYONE CLAIM TO BE ALEADER IF THEY ARE BENDING OVER

BACKWARDS TO PLEASE AN80-YEAR-OLD GAMBLING MOGUL.

>> I'M SORRY HE PREFERS40-YEAR-OLD JACKPOT FACILITATOR.

IF YOU DON'T MIND.

>> Jon: I CAN'T BELIEVE THESESUPPOSED MEN OF INTEGRITY ARE

SO WILLING TO CHANGE THEIRBEHAVIOR FOR MONEY.

>> OH REALLY, JON.

HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT TACO BELLONE OF "THE DAILY SHOW'S" MAJOR

SPONSORS?

HMMMM.

>> Jon: I THINK IT'S A TASTESENSATION THAT THINKS OUTSIDE

THE BUN TO PROVIDE AMERICA'SFAMILIES WITH A WHOLESOME AND

NUTRITIOUS DINING EXPERIENCE.

[ APPLAUSE ]TACO BELL -- LIVE MAS.

[LAUGHTER][CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

>> YEAH.

YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT?

I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT SAY THAT ANDTHAT IS WHY I SENT SOME OVER FOR

YOU.

>> Jon: YOU DON'T HAVE TO DIDTHAT.

YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO DO THAT ATALL.

WHAT?

>> OH, YEAH.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]>> Jon: THANK YOU OH ROMAN

CENTURION.

>> YUM.

>> Jon: MMMMM.

[LAUGHTER]I'M DEFINITELY NOT GOING TO POOP

ALL NIGHT.

>> YES, EAT UP!

WHORE.

>> Jon: SAMANTHA BEE,EVERYBODY.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE][CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

>> Jon: NOW -- WHILE WE AWAITMORE NEWS ON THE TRUE SOURCE OF

THE CORRUPTION IN NEW JERSEY'SREPUBLICAN-HELD GOVERNOR'S

OFFICE -- WINK[LAUGHTER]

-- DEMOCRATS ACROSS THE COUNTRYHAVE BEEN PROVIDING DELICIOUS

CORRUPTION-Y GOODNESS TO TIDEUS OVER AS WE SEE IN TONIGHT'S

SEGMENT INNOCENT UNTIL -- WHOARE WE KIDDINGING?

WE START IN NEW YORK CITY'S TOPFIVE BOROUGHS. QUEENS.

>> ASSEMBLYMAN WILLIAMSCARBOROUGH CONFIRMS AGENTS

RAIDED HIS HOMES, HIS OFFICESAND A HOTEL ROOM HE USES AND

LEFT WITH BOXES MARKED EVIDENCE.

>> Jon: OK, TWO THINGS. FIRSTTHEY RAIDED A HOTEL ROOM HEUSES?

THAT'S A BIT OF A TELL CRIMEWISE UNLESS THE GUY REALLY LIKES

EATING TOBERLONES IN THEIRNATURAL SETTING.

AND SECONDLY, THEY WALKED OUTWITH BOXES LABELED EVIDENCE.

WHY DID THIS GUY KEEP HIS STUFFIN BOXES LABELED EVIDENCE?

THAT IS JUST DARING THE POLICE.

SHOULD LABEL THE BOX NOTHING TOSEE HERE.

MR. SCARBOROUGH, HOW DO YOUPLEAD?

>> WELL, I MEAN THEY ONLY GAVEME A VERY SMALL

SAMPLE OF WHAT THEY THOUGHTREPRESENTED THIS AND BASED ON

THAT SMALL SAMPLE, I THINK IT'SVERY REFUTABLE.

>> Jon: BECAUSE THERE'S SOMUCH THAT I HAVE DONE THAT THEY

DIDN'T MENTION THE ACTUAL SCALEOF MY CRIMES IS SHOCKING.

AND ALL OF IT REALLYIRREFUTABLE.

DID YOU KNOW I HAVE A LAIR?

WE'RE TALKING ABOUT ASSEMBLYMANLEVELS OF CORRUPTION.

YOU WANT TO PLAY WITH THE BIGBOYS. YOU HAVE TO GO MAYOR ONTHIS.

>> THE MAYOR OF CHARLOTTE, NORTHCAROLINA HAS RESIGNED

AFTER BEING ARRESTED DURING ANFBI STING.

MAYOR PATRICK CANNON ACCUSED OFACCEPTING MORE THAN $48,000 IN

BRIBES. AND THEN SOLICITINGANOTHER $1 MILLION IN BRIBES.

>> Jon: THAT IS QUITE A JUMP.

HE'S NOT JUST CORRUPT HE IS ATERRIBLE NEGOTIATOR.

OK MR. MAYOR WE'LL GIVE YOU THE$48,000.

MAKE IT A MILLION.

WHY DID THIS GUY NEED THE MONEYANYWAY?

>> REGARDING THE FIRST ALLEGEDBRIBE CANNON TOOK, $12,500 IN

RETURN FOR THE AGENT'SINVESTMENT IN HERS A FEMININE

HYGIENE PRODUCT THE MAYORWANTED TO MARKET.

[ LAUGHTER ]>> Jon: KIND OF A LONG CON

THERE.

YES, I WAS ELECTED MAYOR BUT THEEND GAME HAS ALWAYS BEEN TO

BECOME THE DOUCHE KING OF NORTHCAROLINA.

[ LAUGHTER ]I AM THE DOUCHE KING!

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE][LAUGHTER]

THAT WAS WEIRD THAT MY BODY JUSTCLICKED INTO THAT.

I HAVEN'T DONE THAT IN ABOUT 20YEARS.

YOU KNOW THE SAYING.

FIRST YOU GET THE MONEY, THENYOU GET THE POWER, THEN YOU GET

THE WOMEN TO BUY YOUR FEMININEHYGIENE PRODUCTS.

WANTING TO HELP WOMEN STAY FRESHIS NOT WORST THING A DEMOCRATIC

POLITICIAN HAS DONE LATELY.

>> THE CALIFORNIA LAWMAKER WHOPUSHED FOR GUN CONTROL HAS BEEN

ARRESTED IN A GUN TRAFFICKINGSCHEME.

THE STATE SENATOR LELAND YEE ISFIGHTING THESE CHARGES.

>> Jon: NOW WE'RE TALKING!

TRYING TO STOP GUN TRAFFICKINGWHILE TRAFFICKING GUNS.

IT'S WHAT IS KNOWN IN THEBUSINESS AS A WIN-WIN.

WHAT WE TALKING ABOUT AKS?

SATURDAY NIGHT SPECIALS, SUNDAYMORNING LEFTOVERS.

SNUB NOSED.

THAT DIRTY HARRY GUN HE CALLEDSALLY.

I DON'T KNOW THE NAMES OF GUNSAT ALL.

>> THE FEDS SAY YEEDISCUSSED THE POSSIBILITYOF ACQUIRING WEAPONS

INCLUDING SHOULDER FIREDMISSILES FROM THE PHILIPPINES.

>> Jon: WHAT THE (bleep) ISTHAT THING?

IS THAT GUY -- IS THAT GUYSHOOTING SOMETHING OR

REPLACINGING A WATER MAIN?

WHAT IS THAT?

I REALIZE GUN RUNNERS DON'T DOTHE BACKGROUND CHECKS BUT HOPE

THE FIRST QUESTION YEEASKED THEM IS WHY ARE YOU

TRYING TO BLOW UP THE MOON?

[LAUGHTER]THIS IS A VERY COMPLEX LEVEL OF

CORRUPTION.

THERE'S NO WAY THAT THIS GUY YEEWAS DOING THIS ALONE.

>> OTHER BIG PLAYER IN ALL OFTHIS A MAN KNOWN AS SHRIMP BOY

>> Jon: OOOH, SHRIMP BOY.

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO MAKE USDIP IN COCKTAIL SAUCE.

I'M JUST GETTING HIVESTHINKING ABOUT.

>> A MAN KNOW AS SHRIMP BOYRAYMOND CHOW HE HAS A LONGCRIMINAL

PAST, MURDER FOR HIRE, DRUGTRAFFICKING, ARSON,RACKETEERING.

[LAUGHTER]>> Jon: PLEASE ACCEPT MY

HUMBLE APOLOGIZES YOURSHRIMPNESS.

[ LAUGHTER ]IT'S REALLY NOT A SHRIMP BOY HE

IS REALLY MORE OF A SHRIMP MAN.

LET'S GET BACK TO YEE WHO BEFOREBECOMING AN ILLEGAL WEAPONS

DEALER HAD HIS SIGHTS ONBECOMING CALIFORNIA'S NEXT

SECRETARY OF STATE.

>> COURT DOCUMENTS DETAIL MANYOF YEE'S CONVERSATIONS WITH

UNDERCOVER AGENTS.

HE SAID QUOTE DO I THINK WE CANMAKE SOME MONEY?

I THINK WE CAN MAKE SOME MONEY.

DO I THINK WE CAN GET THE GOODS?

I THINK WE CAN GET THE GOODS.

>> Jon: DO I THINK I'M BEINGTAPED RIGHT NOW?

I DON'T THINK I'M BEING TAPEDRIGHT NOW.

DO I THINK I'M GOING DOWN FORTHIS?

I'M NOT GOING DOWN FOR THIS.

IS SHRIMP BOY GOING DOWN FORTHIS?

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE][CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

>> Jon: MY GUEST TONIGHT ANACTOR.

STARS IN HBO'S GAME OF THRONESABOUT

TO PREMIERE ITS FOURTH SEASON.

>> DO YOU KNOW WHAT THEY DID TOMY BROTHER?

HOW THEY SEWED HIS DIREWOLF'SHEAD TO HIS BODY AND MY MOTHER.

THEY SAY THEY CUT HER THROAT TOTHE BONE AND THREW HER

BODY IN THE RIVER.

>> WHAT HAPPENED TO YOURFAMILY WAS A TERRIBLE CRIME.

I DIDN'T KNOW YOUR BROTHER.

HE SEEMED LIKE A GOOD MAN, BUT IDIDN'T KNOW HIM.

YOUR MOTHER, ON THE OTHER HAND,I ADMIRED HER.

SHE WANTED TO HAVE ME EXECUTEDBUT I ADMIRED HER.

[LAUGHTER]>> Jon: PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO

THE PROGRAM PETER DINKLAGE.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE][CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE][CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

>> Jon: YOUNG MAN.

>> SHALL WE CONTINUE THE SCENE?

[LAUGHTER]>> Jon: I ADMIRED HER VERY

MUCH.

>> PLEASE.

PASS THE RAISINS.

[LAUGHTER]>> Jon: I REALLY.

WHEN SHE WAS SAYING MY BROTHER'SHEAD WAS BOILED -- I WAS LIKE

THAT'S WHY WE WATCH GAME OFTHRONES.

>> IT'S A NICE DAY FOR A REDWEDDING.

>> Jon: THAT WAS THE CRAZY -->> BILLY IDOL, PEOPLE.

>> Jon: DID YOU SEE THE VIDEOSOF PEOPLE WATCHING THE RED

WEDDING EPISODE?

>> THOSE WERE REALLY FUN.

>> Jon: PEOPLE WERE JUST -->> YEAH, YEAH HE.

I LIKE THE PILLOW BITERS.

>> Jon: YES.

[ LAUGHTER ]WOW THAT WAS -- WOW, PETER THAT

WAS -- OKAY.

I GUESS YOU CAN PUT THAT ON THEPOSTER.

PETER DINKLAGE LIKES THE PILLOWBITERS.

[LAUGHTER][CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

I ADMIRED YOU VERY MUCH EVENTHOUGH YOU WANTED TO BITE MY

PILLOW.

I STILL ADMIRED YOU.

>> YES.

>> Jon: INTERESTINGING.

>> THOSE ARE GREAT VIDEOS.

>> Jon: HERE IS WHAT IT'STOUGH TO TALK ABOUT.

BOTH OF THE THINGS YOU AREINVOLVED IN GAME OF THRONES AND

X-MEN DAYS OF FUTURE PAST AREHUGE IN THE SPOILER ALERT

COMMUNITY SO I CANNOT -->> CAN'T SAY ANYTHING.

>> Jon: I KNOW WHAT HAPPENSTHIS ENTIRE SEASON AND IN THE

MOVIE AND I CAN'T LOOK DEAD ONIN THE CAMERA AND ASK YOU

QUESTIONS ABOUT THATUNBELIEVABLE --

[LAUGHTER]-- SEX MASSACRE.

[ LAUGHTER ]>> YOU COULD JUST READ THE BOOKS

AND READ THE COMIC BOOKS, ISUPPOSE.

>> Jon: DO YOU KNOW WHATCOUNTRY YOU LIVE?

[LAUGHTER]READ THE BOOKS?

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

>> I KNOW.

>> Jon: DO THEY SWEAR YOU --IS THERE SOME SORT OF WEIRD

LOYALTY OATH THAT YOU TAKE TONOT SAY

WHAT IS OCCURRING. HOW DO THEYKEEP THIS UNDER WRAPS?

>> I NEVER READ ANY CONTRACTS ISIGN SO IT'S PROBABLY SALARY,

DAYS OFF --[LAUGHTER]

I'M SURE IT'S HIDDEN DEEP INSIDEPAGE AMENDMENT 5.

>> Jon: YES.

>> YEAH, NO.

>> Jon: DO PEOPLE LURK.

ARE THERE LURKERS THATAPPEAR --?

>> THESE ARE YOU KNOW THE CAMERAPHONES ARE POPULAR ON SET.

WE HAVE A GUY IN CROATIA WE HAVETHIS ENORMOUS GUY WHO THAT IS

HIS JOB TO JUST --[LAUGHTER]

HE WILL YELL AT THEM IN CROATIAN

AND IT'S TERRIFYING.BUT HE WILL JUST TAKE YOUR PHONE

AND THROW IT. AND IT'S SOREFRESHING.

I WISH I HAD THE NERVE TO DOTHAT.

>> Jon: I WOULD LOVE IF THAT GUYTHEN GOES HOME FROM WORK.

HEY HONEY, HOW WAS WORK?

GOOD DAY, THREW PHONES. TOOKPHONE THREW IT.

>> HOW MANY PHONES DID YOUTHROW?

THAT'S THE -->> Jon: SHE'S MAKING PORRIDGE

FOR GOD SAKES IN CROATIA.

I GOT THAT. I HAVE TAKEN ACTINGCLASSES.

>> RIGHT.

>> Jon: EXACTLY.

NOW YOU MOSTLY FILM IN BELFAST.>> WE DO ALL OF THE INTERIORS --

THAT'S IN CROATIA WHAT YOU JUSTSAW BECAUSE THAT'S --

>> Jon: OUTDOORS.

>> INTERIORS BELFAST. AND NOW ALOT IN CROATIA.

>> Jon: BELFAST IS THAT THETITANIC OR WHERE THEY MADE THETITANIC OR THE MUSEUM?

>> WE SHOOT IN THE STUDIO WECONVERTED IT.

WHERE THEY PAINTED THE TITANIC.

>> Jon: THEY DID.

>> AND NOW THEY OPENED UP ATITANIC MUSEUM NEXT DOOR TO THE

STUDIO.

>> Jon: I ALWAYS FOUND THATODD.

>> IT'S A BAD OMEN.

>> Jon: BECAUSE IF YOU MADE THETITANIC WHY WOULD YOU

MAKE A MUSEUM? LOOK ATWHAT WE SCREWED UP.

>> I KNOW. IT'S A BIT STRANGE.

>> Jon: IT'S ODD RIGHT?>> YEAH, I'M NOT --

>> Jon: CAN I GET AN X-MENSPOILER? CAN I GET A LITTLE DAYS

OF FUTURE PAST? >> UMM MY HAIR IS FANTASTIC.

[ LAUGHTER ]>> Jon: REALLY?

CAN I TELL THEM WHO YOU PLAY ORAM I NOT ALLOWED TO SAY?

>> I PLAY BOLIVAR TRASK.

HE DOESN'T HAVE A SUPERPOWER BUTHE HAS AMAZING HAIR.

>> Jon: THAT'S NOT YOU KNOW GOODHAIR IS NOTHING TO SNEEZE AT.

>> NO.

>> Jon: I'M GETTING A LITTLEIN THE BACK THERE.

I DON'T KNOW IF YOU CAN SEE THATANYTHING GOING?

>> WHAT ARE YOU ASKING?

>> Jon: A BALD SPOT.

>> NO IT'S FANTASTIC.

>> Jon: YOU KNOW WHY IT'SFANTASTIC?

>> IT'S SPRAY?

>> Jon: NO IT'S NOT THESPRAY IT'S THE SALT AND

PEPPER SHAKE CAN. THEY DO THATNOW LIKE

MY HEAD IS FLOUR AND THEYJUST SIFT IT.

>> I'M GETTING A LITTLE SALT ANDPEPPER IN THE BEARD.

SORRY I DIDN'T SHAVE.

>> Jon: REALLY A LITTLE BIT.

YOU ARE NOT COLORING THAT.

>> IT'S THE UNEMPLOYED SPECIAL.

>> Jon: IF I THREW DOWN ANDI COULD GROW IT BECAUSE

I'M A HIRSUTE FELLOW I COULD DOIT PROBABLY BEFORE COMMERCIAL

BREAK. IT'S MOSES. IT'S ALLWHITE NOW. IT'S ALL GONE.

AND I'M NOT THAT MUCH OLDER THANYOU, -- AM I?

>> YEAH I THINK SO.

>> Jon: GAME OF THRONES. SEASONFOUR. PREMIERES ON HBO THIS

SUNDAY. YOU KNOW, I STILL ADMIREYOU EVEN THOUGH YOU SAID THAT

ABOUT MY AGE.

APRIL 6TH, 9 PM.

PETER DINKLAGE, EVERYBODY.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE][CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

>> Jon: THAT'S OUR SHOW.

HERE IT'S YOUR MOMENT ZEN.

>> THE COST BENEFIT ANALYSIS OFTHOSE TWO WEIGHED ON THE SIDE OF

ME NOT HAVING A PRIVATE MEETINGWITH BRIDGET KELLY IN THE

AFTERMATH OF THESE REVELATIONS.

THAT IS FAR, TERRY FROM SAYING.

WELL THIS IS INTERESTING ISN'TIT? IT APPEARS THAT

THE PHOTOGRAPHER HASFALLEN ASLEEP.

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