August 2, 2012 - Jessica Biel

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Chik-fil-A Appreciation Day threatens America's chicken supply, the news struggles to not spoil the Olympics, and Jessica Biel discusses cars of the future in "Total Recall."

( THEME SONG PLAYING )

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

>> Jon: HEY, WELCOME TO THE DAILY SHOW.

MY NAME IS-- WELCOME TO THE DAILY SHOW.

FIRST OF ALL, WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO MY [BLEEP]

EYESIGHT.

LIKE I HAVE TO HOLD THINGS OUT TO HERE NOW.

COULD I HAVE AGED THAT MUCH SINCE LAST NIGHT?

NO.

ANYWAY, WE HAVE A TREMENDOUS SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT.

OUR GUEST, JESSICA BIEL.

SHE WILL BE ON THE PROGRAM TONIGHT.

(APPLAUSE) THERE'S NO NEED TO MAKE CATCALLS AT ME.

OH, THAT MAKES MORE SENSE,

ACTUALLY.

LISTEN, DID YOU, BY ANY CHANCE, GO OUT TO LUNCH YESTERDAY?

MAYBE YOU WERE FORRAGING AROUND FOR A LITTLE-- AND WHILE YOU WERE OUT LOOKING

FOR LUNCH, DID YOU NOTICE ANYTHING PECULIAR?

>> HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE FLOCKED TO CHICK-FIL-A RESTAURANTS NATIONWIDE YESTERDAY.

>> THOUSANDS, PERHAPS WE HAVEN'T HEARD THE FIGURES YET, MAYBE MILLIONS OF

PEOPLE WOUND UP LIKE THAT.

>> THE CROWDS WERE SO BIG AT SOME LOCATIONS THAT MANY RESTAURANTS RAN OUT OF CHICKEN.

>> Jon: OH MY GOD!

(LAUGHTER) RAN OUT OF CHICKEN!

THE NIGHTMARE SCENARIO THAT THE MAYANS PROPHECIED.

AMERICA IS OUT OF CHICKEN!

IT'S THE CLUCK OP LIPS.

SO WHAT HAPPENED?

WHAT DROVE HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF MILLIONS OF BILLIONS OF AMERICANS TO CRY

OUT AS ONE ORGANISM, I FEEL LIKE A CHICKEN AND WITCH.

>> CROWDS FLOCKED TO CHICK-FIL-A RESTAURANTS AROUND THE NATION FOR A APPRECIATION DAY.

>> IT WAS ALL TO SHOW SUPPORT FOR THE COMPANY AFTER ITS PRESIDENT SAYS HE IS AGAINST SAME-SEX MARRIAGE.

>> Jon: OH, RIGHT.

AND WHAT BETTER WAY TO STAND UP AND SAY I OPPOSE GAY PEOPLE'S RIGHTS TO GET MARRIED.

THEN TO HEAD DOWN TO A CHICK-FIL-A, GRAB AHOLD OF TWO BUTTERY BUNS, SPLIT THEM

OPEN AND GOBBLE DOWN SOME OF THAT HOT GREASEY COCK.

HMMMM, HMMMM, HMMMM!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

>> Jon: JUST DIVING INTO THAT, ARE YOU JUST EATING THAT COCK.

HMMMM.

SPECIAL SAUCE ALL OVER YOUR FACE!

YOU DON'T WANT TO SWALLOW BUT YOU GOTS TO.

(LAUGHTER) IT'S SUCH GOOD COCK!

(LAUGHTER) HEY, MAN, CAN I GET A BAG OF COCKS TO TAKE BACK TO THE OFFICE?

GOD I LOVE CHICKEN SANDWICHES.

GOT ONE IN EACH HAND.

YOU'RE EATING THE OVER ONE-- OTHER ONE.

(LAUGHTER) IT JUST FEELS SO GOOD TO BE POLITICALLY ACTIVE.

IT'S A PROTEST, BABY, YEAH.

SOMETHING'S HAPPENING HERE.

FINALLY A FORM OF ACTIVISM AMERICANS CAN FULLY EMBRACE,

AFFECTING SOCIAL CHANGE THROUGH THE ACT OF EATING A FAST FOOD SANDWICH.

SAID GANDHI, [BLEEP] ME.

I HAD IT BACKWARDS.

(APPLAUSE) OH MAN.

TURNED THAT ON ITS HEAD.

(LAUGHTER) NOW YOU MAY WONDER, HOW DID WE GET HERE.

IT ALL STARTED TWO WEEKS AGO WHEN PEOPLE GOT WIND OF THE CHICK-FIL-A C.E.O.s FEELINGS

ABOUT GAY MARRIAGE.

>> I THINK WE'RE INVITING GOD'S JUDGEMENT ON OUR NATION WHEN WE SHAKE OUR

FIST AT HIM AND SAY WE KNOW BETTER THAN YOU AS TO WHAT CONSTITUTES A MARRIAGE AND I

PRAY GOD'S MERCY ON OUR GENERATION THAT HAS SUCH A PRIDEFUL, ARROGANT ATTITUDE

TO THINK THAT WE HAD THE AWE DOSIT OT TRY TO REDE-- ODD ASITY TO TRY TO REDEFINE

WHAT MARRIAGE IS ALL ABOUT.

>> Jon: OF COURSE IT IS PERFECTLY OKAY TO HAVE THE ODD ASITY TO REENGINEER

GOD'S CHICKEN DESIGN TO MAKE THEM 95% BREAST MEAT AND DROP A COUPLE OF STRIPS OF

BACON AND CHEESE ON TOP OF THEM BAD BOYS BECAUSE YOU CAN'T TAKE EVERYTHING-- BUT

STILL THIS MAN SAY PRIVATE CITIZEN.

HE'S A PRIVATE CITIZEN.

HE IS A PRIVATE CITIZEN, A PRIVATE BUSINESS.

HE'S GOT EVERY RIGHT TO HIS OPINION.

JUST LIKE OTHER PRIVATE CITIZENS HAVE A RIGHT TO THEIRS.

>> TO TOP THE WORD BIBLICAL AS A PR DECISION AND FEEL GOOD WAY OF SAYING YOU ARE

HOME PHOBIC WITHOUT RISKING YOUR BUSINESS NOT ONLY CHEAPENS YOUR BIBLE BUT DISRESPECTS YOUR GOD.

>> THOSE KIND ARE OF MESSAGES AND RHETORIC IS HURTFUL.

>> IF YOU LIKE MARRIAGE EQUALITY AND ARE FOR IT, YOU ARE A CHICKEN-- AND YOU GO

THERE THAT DAY ARE YOU A CHICKEN EATING JUDAS.

(LAUGHTER)

>> Jon: IS THERE REALLY ANY OTHER KIND OF JUDAS?

LET ME PRESENT TO YOU MY ONE MAN PLAY.

I GIVE YOU THE LAST SUPPER.

(LAUGHTER) ONE OF YOU-- HOLD ON.

(APPLAUSE) ONE OF YOU WILL BETRAY ME.

>> WHO, ME?

PLAY DIDN'T REALLY GO ANYWHERE.

SO BASICALLY SO FAR WE'VE GOT OURSELVES A PRETTY TYPICAL CULTURE WAR SKIRMISH.

DOESN'T SEEM ENOUGH TO WARRANT A MILLION MOUTH MARCH.

UNTIL.

>> BOSTON MAYOR THOMAS MENINO IS PROMISING TO BLOCK CHICK-FIL-A TO OPEN A STORE IN BOSTON.

>> THE MAYOR RAHM EMMANUEL THREATENS HE IS NOT GOING TO ALLOW CHICK-FIL-A IN CHICAGO.

>> AND NOW SAN FRAN IS TELLING CHICK FILL AYE IT IS NOT WELCOME.

>> OH BOY.

>> Jon: YOU KNOW HOW THE RIGHT IS ALWAYS COMPLAINING ABOUT THE GOVERNMENT

PERSECUTING THEM FOR THEIR BELIEF?

MISTAKING NOT BEING ABLE TO DO WHATEVER THEY WANT WHENEVER THEY WANT FOR CENSORSHIP?

WELL, IN THIS CASE, I'M PRETTY SURE THEY GOT SOMETHING.

PRETTY SURE YOU CAN'T OUTLAW A COMPANY WITH PERFECTLY LEGAL BUSINESS PRACTICES

BECAUSE YOU KIND THEIR C.E.O.s VIEWS REPELLENT.

NOT SURE WHICH AMENDMENT COVERS THAT BUT IT'S PROBABLY IN THE TOP ONE.

(LAUGHTER) I THINK MAYBE THE MAYORS HADN'T THOUGHT THIS THING THROUGH.

>> I DON'T WANT THE INDIVIDUAL WHO WILL CONTINUE TO ADVOCATE AGAINST PEOPLE'S RIGHTS.

AND THAT'S WHO I AM AND THAT IS WHAT BOSTON IS ALL ABOUT.

>> CHICK-FIL-A'S VALUES ARE NOT CHICAGO VALUES.

>> REALLY S BEING AGAINST GAY MARRIAGE YOUR STANDARD OF VALUES?

BECAUSE I'M PRETTY SURE THERE IS ALREADY ANOTHER FRANCHISE-BASED ANTI-GAY

MARRIAGE ORGANIZATION WHICH BRANCHES THROUGHOUT YOUR CITY.

YOU MORE THAN LIKELY EMBRACE.

THERE IT IS.

(LAUGHTER) THAT'S THE ONE, OVER1 BILLION SERVED.

ALBEIT VERY SMALL PORTIONS.

NOT THAT THE CHICK-FIL-A-TERS THEMSELVES-- IS THAT-- IS THE T SILENT?

DID NOT HAVE THEIR OWN ISSUES WITH OVERREACH.

>> THIS IS A BIG DAY, NOT FOR CHICK-FIL-A BUT FOR AMERICA, AND FOR PEOPLE WHO

BELIEVE THAT THE FIRST AMENDMENT APPLIES TO EVERYBODY, INCLUDING CHRISTIANS.

>> Jon: YOU GO, CHRISTIANS.

DON'T YOU STOP UNTIL THERE'S A CHURCH IN EVERY TOWN IN AMERICA.

OH, REALLY?

WELL, HOW ABOUT EVERY BLOCK.

REALLY?

(LAUGHTER) OH WELL.

(LAUGHTER) LOOK, I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT ACTUALLY DROVE PEOPLE TO THE CHICK-FIL-A'S YESTERDAY.

SUPPORTING THE FIRST AMENDMENT, GREAT.

A STATEMENT ABOUT HOW YOU'RE TIRED OF GETTING PUSHED AROUND BY THE GAY AGENDA,

LAME.

YOU REALLY LIKE CHICKEN SANDWICHES AND HAD NO IDEA YESTERDAY WAS LITMUS TEST LUNCH DAY.

(LAUGHTER) ALL I KNOW IS THIS, IF THE MASSIVE CULTURE WAR ARMAGEDDON WE HAVE BEEN

DREADING FOR YEARS TAKES THE FORM OF RECORD ONE DAY CHICKEN SANDWICH SALES,

MAYBE EVERYBODY WALKS AWAY FROM THIS A WINNER.

THE RIGHT FINALLY HAS GOT THEMSELVES A LEGITIMATE FIRST AMENDMENT GRIPE.

AND AS A BONUS, A FRIED MEAT SANDWICH BASS PRODUCT TEST THAT CAN ALSO BE SEEN AS A

LITTLE BIT OF A [BLEEP] TO A CERTAIN SOMEONE'S HEALTHY EATING INITIATIVE.

AND FOR PEOPLE WHO ARE GAY OR SUPPORT GAY MARRIAGE, I GET HOW SEEING THOUSANDS OF

PEOPLE COME OUT TO MAKE THIS STATEMENT IS INCREDIBLY DISHEARTENING.

BUT TAKE SOLAS IN THIS, GAY MARRIAGE IS HAPPENING.

LIKE MANY DRIVE-THREW WINDOW LANES CONTINUATION AIN'T GOING BACKWARDS.

AND YOUR BON SUS THIS.

YOU GET GAY MARRIAGE.

ALL YOUR POLITICAL OPPONENTS ARE GOING TO GET IS TYPE II DIABETES.

(LAUGHTER) SO HERE'S MY PREDICTION-- (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) IN TEN YEARS-- HERE IS MY PREDICTION.

I AM THE AMAZING CARNAC.

IN TEN YEARS AMERICA WILL HAVE A LOT MORE GAY MARRIAGE AND A LOT MORE CHICK-FIL-A

RESTAURANTS BECAUSE THEY ARE BOTH QUALITY PRODUCTS.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

>> WELCOME BACK.

OH, THE SUMMER OLYMPICS OUT IN FULL SWING, THRILLING SPORTS FANS.

AND PEOPLE WHO BECOME SPORTS FANS EVERY FOUR YEARS OR SO.

BUT THERE IS A PROBLEM.

THE GAMES OF COURSE ARE TAKING PLACE IN LONDON, FIVE HOURS AHEAD OF EAST COAST

WHICH IS REALLY-- ALL RIGHT.

(LAUGHTER) IN TODAY'S HYPERCONNECTED WORLD, NOTHING STAYS SECRET FOR HALF A DAY.

SO THE RESULTS ARE OUT THERE BUT NBC PAID A LOT OF MONEY TO AIR THE GAMES.

LUCKILY THE NEWS CHANNELS ARE WATCHING OUT FOR YOU.

>> THE SIGH LENDERS AGAIN,

SIRENS EQUAL SPOILERS ALERT,

WE ARE GETTING NEW RESULTS IN FROM THIS AFTERNOON'S OLYMPIC EVENTS SO IF YOU DO

NOT WANT TO HEAR THE RESULTS NOW-- .

>> Jon: PEOPLE WATCH CNN NOT ON MUTE?

(LAUGHTER) HUH.

I MEAN-- WHY DON'T YOU JUST MAKE THE ANNOUNCEMENT HOW PEOPLE REALLY WATCH CNN.

IF YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE THE RESULTS PLEASE LOOK DOWN AT YOUR TREADMILL.

(LAUGHTER) OR BOARD YOUR PLANE.

THIS IS CNN.

BUT ACTUALLY THESE SPOILER ALERTS SHOULD BE VERY HELPFUL.

LET'S SEE HOW THEY WORK.

OKAY, LET ME GET THIS THING.

I WILL DO A LITTLE CHANNEL SURFING HERE.

GO.

>> FIRST WE WANT TO WARN YOU,

SPOILER ALERT, MAJOR SPOILER OUT OF LONDON.

>> JUST LOOKING AT IT HERE.

>> SO IF YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE RESULTS OF MENS 400 INDIVIDUAL MEDLEY NOW SAY

GOOD TIME TO MUTE THE TV BUT JUST OR TURN AWAY JUST FOR A MOMENT.

>> MUTE, OKAY THEY GO AND MUTE TV IS MUTE AND-- (LAUGHTER) (APPLAUSE)

WHY IS RYAN LOCHTE WINKING AT ME?

I GUESS I'LL FIND OUT TONIGHT.

ALL RIGHT, LET'S TRY IT AGAIN, LET'S SEE WHAT ELSE WE GOT THERE.

>> SO I WILL GET IN THE WATER AND RACE AS HARD AS I CAN.

IF A RECORD HAPPEN, IT HAPPENS.

>> AND SPOILER ALERT, WE SHOULD TELL YOU PHELPS JUST WON.

>> WHAT THE [BLEEP] NO!

SPOILARY ALL RIGHT PHELPS JUST WON IS NOT ONE WORD.

IT'S SPOILER ALERT.

ARE YOU READY?

I JUST HAD ENOUGH TO GO-- HUH?

EVEN NBC WHO HAD THE GAMES HAS THE OCCASIONAL MISSTEP.

ON MONDAY I AVOIDED THE GAMES BECAUSE I WANTED TO SEE THE 17-YEAR-OLD MISSY

FRANKLIN WHO WAS GOING WIN HER FIRST GOLD MEDAL IN SWIMMING.

SO FIVE MINUTES BEFORE THE RACE THIS AIRED.

>> COMING UP, HOW GOOD CAN MISSY FRANKLIN BE TONIGHT.

FINALS COMING UP.

>> WHEN YOU'RE 17 YEARS OLD AND WIN YOUR FIRST GOLD MEDAL, THERE'S NOBODY YOU

WOULD RATHER SHARE IT WITH.

(APPLAUSE)

>> Jon: YOU'RE KILLING ME WITH THIS STUFF!

SO YOU KNOW, THE TAPE DELAY ALWAYS HELPS.

SOLIS EN, NBC IS IN A TOUGH SPOT.

AND THE GUY WITH THE MOST THANKLESS JOB IS YOUR BRIAN WILLIAMS IT THIS GUY IS THE LEAD ANCHOR.

HE HAS TO SERVE THE DEMANDS OF REPORTING THE NEWS, WITH THE GRAPHI TAS BUT ALSO

PROTECTING THE NETWORK.

THAT HAS SPENT A LOT OF MONEY ON THE IDEA THAT ITS VIEWERS WON'T KNOW THE NEWS.

SO THIS IS A NEWS VAULT WITH A VERY HIGH DEGREE OF DIFFICULTY.

>> IF YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE THE RESULTS, CLOSE YOUR EYES OR LOOK AWAY FOR A MOMENT.

LOCHTE AND PHELPS, LATE TODAY, THEY COMPETED TOGETHER IN THE MENS 4 X 100 FREESTYLE RELAY AND THE

RESULTS ARE ON YOUR SCREEN.

>> Jon: THAT TOTALLY WORKED BECAUSE WHEN HE WAS TALKING IT SOUNDED VERY INFORMATIVE

YET I HAVE NO [BLEEP] IDEA WHAT HE WAS TALKING ABOUT.

I DON'T KNOW ITEM NEWS HASN'T ALWAYS BEEN REPORTED THIS WAY.

(LAUGHTER) HITLER IS ON THE MARCH.

WILL YOUR COUNTRY SOON BE QUAKING UNDER THE 100'S IRON HEEL?

LOOK AWAY IF YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHICH COUNTRY HE'S INVADING!

>> Jon: WELCOME BACK, MY GUEST TONIGHT HAS A NEW FILM OUT CALLED "TOTAL RECALL"

>> I HAVE BEEN LOOK FOR YOU EVERY WRMENT.

SUDDENLY YOU SHOW UP.

>> YOU'RE MARRIED?

>> SAFE TO SAY WE'RE SEPARATED.

>> HERE, YOU DRIVE.

>> THAT'S TOTALLY HOW I DRIVE.

PLEASE WELCOME JESSICA BIEHL.

>> Stephen: .

>> Jon: THANK YOU FOR JOINING US.

>> THANKS ARE FOR HAVING ME.

>> Jon: VERY COOL.

>> SUPERCOOL HOVER CARS,

HERE IS WHAT DISTURBED ME WHEN I WAS WATCHING THE CLIP AND HALFWAY THROUGH I

CHANGED MY MIND IT SEEMED TO ME THAT IN THE FUTURE THE WHEEL WAS ON THE BRITISH SIDE.

WHICH LED ME TO BELIEVE THAT AMERICA IN A DYSTOPIAN FUTURE --

>> GONE.

>> Jon: GONE.

>> OUT.

>> Jon: BECAUSE THAT IS THE MARK OF AN EMPIRE.

IS YOUR ABILITY TO DICTATE WHAT SIDE OF THE ROAD PEOPLE ARE GOING TO BE DRIVING ON.

>> THAT'S TRUE BUT IF YOU NOTICE.

>> Jon: THIS IS WHAT I AM ABOUT TO SAY.

YOU SWITCHED THE [BLEEP]

WHEEL.

>> WE SWAPPED IT, IT CAN SLIDE.

>> Jon: IN THE FUTURE YOU CAN DRIVE WHEREVER YOU WANT I'M VERY EXCITED ABOUT THAT

NOW HERE'S MY GUESS.

I'M NOT A MAN OF VISION OF THE FUTURE, THEY DID NOT INVENT HOVER COVERS SO, WHAT

ARE YOU IN, LIKE NOTHING.

ONE OF THOSE THINGS ARE WHERE ARE YOU IN A GREEN FOAM THING LIKE --

>> RIGHT, NO, ACTUALLY,

USUALLY YOU PROBABLY WOULD BE.

THEY ACTUALLY WHETHER THE THESE INCREDIBLE CARS THAT THEY THEN YOU DON'T KNOW HOW

THEY STUCK IT ON A RACE CAR,

BUT THEY HAD TWO RACE CAR DRIVERS DRIVING OUR HOVER CAR THAT WAS ON TOP OF A RACE CAR.

ARE YOU FOLLOWING ME HERE.

>> Jon: MI SEEMS SOMEWHAT INEFFICIENT.

THEY PUT A CAR ON TOP-- HOW DO THE GUYS IN THE OTHER RACE CAR SEE.

>> WE'RE NOT COVERING THEIR WE'RE JUST SORT OF PERCHING ON TOP.

>> BUT THERE IS LIKE 40 OF THOSE THINGS OUT THERE.

>> SO A LOT OF THE ONES AROUND US THERE ARE FOUR OR FIVE THAT WERE PRACTICAL.

WE'RE GOING 60 MILES AN HOUR DOWN AN OLD UNUSED AIRSTRIP.

>> Jon: WHERE IS THIS AIRSTRIP.

>> WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO KNOW.

>> Jon: I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW.

AND ARE THERE ALIEN CORPSES THERE.

SO YOU ARE ACTUALLY MOVING YOU'RE DRIVING AROUND.

>> WHICH IS WHY WE CAN HIT EACH OTHER.

THE RACE CARS ARE WERE COMPLETELY FINE.

IT WAS TER FIING.

I EXPECTED TO GO FLYING OFF.

SOMETIMES THE DOOR WOULDN'T CLOSE, THE SEAT BELT WOULD BREAK.

JUST CROSSING YOUR FINGERS.

>> Jon: THEY THROUGH THESE CARS TOGETHER OUT OF CARDBOARD AND DUCT TAPE.

>> YEAH.

>> Jon: AND GLUED TO THE TOP OF ANOTHER CAR.

>> SCREW WAS FALL OUT AS WE WERE DRIVING.

>> Jon: DID THE RACE CAR GUYS EVER LET YOU DRIVE YOUR RACE CARS.

>> NO, WE DIDN'T GET TO DRIVE THEIR RACE CARS.

>> Jon: THEN YOU HAVE FAILED US.

>> I'M SORRY, SHOULD I GO.

I SHOULD JUST LEAVEMENT I'M REALLY SORRY.

>> Jon: YOU'RE STEPPING INTO SOMETHING HERE THAT IS VERY DIFFICULT.

BECAUSE IT'S A-- THESE TYPES OF PHILIP K DICK, THE SCI-FI MADNESS, I HAPPEN TO BE A

BIG FAN OF HIS.

THE ORIGINAL WITH SCHWARZENEGGER UP SET ME TERRIBLY, BUT I LOVED IT.

>> IT'S GREATMENT WHEN YOU LOOK BACK, IT'S FUN.

>> Jon: A WOMAN'S HEAD COMES OFF AND IT'S A BOMB.

FOR GOD'S SAKE.

>> EYEBALLS COME OUT,

AMAZING.

>> Jon: THREE BREASTED,

PROBABLY, AMAZING.

>> IT'S GOOD.

>> Jon: DO THEY TAKE YOU THROUGH S THERE SOMETHING,

DO YOU GUYS GO BACK AND REREAD THE NOVELS AND COME-- BECAUSE THE ORIGINAL

DOESN'T TAKE PLACE ON MARS.

THIS ONE DOESN'T TAKE PLACE ON MARS, IT TAKES PLACE LIKE THE WAY IT WAS IN THE BOOK.

>> SO WE WENT BACK AND LOOKED AT THE SHORT STORY AND THAT'S WHAT GLEN, OUR

DIRECTOR, THAT'S THE IMPETUS FOR THIS PARTICULAR REIMAGINATION, REBOOT, WHAT

YOU WANT TO CALL IT.

IT IS A DIFFERENT MOVIE.

IT IS NOT A REMARK OF THE ORIGINAL.

IT IS TAKEN FROM THE SOURCE MATERIAL MORE THAN ANYTHING.

>> Jon: AN COLIN FARRELL IS SHORTER.

>> YEAH SHORTER.

>> Jon: AND YOU'RE NOT RIPPLE-- TIKITIN.

>> Jon: IS IT-- IT IS A GOOD NAME TIKITIN.

>> TIKITIN.

>> Jon: DOW MIND IF I JUST CALL THAT YOU FOR NO REASON.

>> WOULD YOU PLEASE.

>> Jon: I WOULD BE DELIGHTED TO.

SO THIS THING COMES OUT T GOES THROUGH THE THING AND THEN WHAT HAPPENS TO JESSICA

BIEL, WHAT IS THE NEXT THING FOR YOU?

>> WHAT AM I DOING NEXT?

>> Jon: YEAH.

>> I'M ACTUALLY UNEMPLOYED.

>> Jon: IS THAT REALLY TRUE.

>> THANK YOU.

I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING.

>> Jon: SO WHAT, ARE YOU-- DO YOU HAVE, HOW DO YOU FILL TIME, LIKE MY

CHILDREN ARE AWAY A LITTLE BIT RIGHT NOW SO I FIND THAT I AM-- DON'T DO ANYTHING.

I HAVE NO, BECAUSE I'M OLDER AND MARRIED AND HAVE CHILDREN I DON'T HAVE ANY

PREFERENCES OF MY OWN.

>> OF COURSE.

>> Jon: SO WHEN THEY'RE GONE,

I REALIZE I NO LONGER KNOW HOW TO FILL MY TIME.

SO I JUST SIT QUIETLY.

>> THAT SOUNDS KIND OF WONDERFUL, I GUESS.

>> Jon: UNTIL MORNING.

>> RIGHT.

>> Jon: OKAY.

DO YOU HAVE THINGS THAT ARE MORE FULFILLING THAN THAT OR --

>> I SIT QUIETLY BUT I SIT WITH MY DOGS.

WE SIT QUIETLY TOGETHER.

>> Jon: I AM GOING TO GET DOG.

>> WHEN THE KIDS ARE OUT OF THE HOUSE GET THE DOGS.

>> Jon: YOU HAVE JUST INSPIRED ME.

>> ANY TIME.

>> Jon: I AM EITHER GOING TO GET A DOG OR STEAL TWO KIDS AND MAKE THEM WEAR FUR.

TOTAL RECALL, IN THE THEATRES ON FRIDAY.

JESSICA BIEL.

>> Jon: THAT'S OUR SHOW,

JOIN US NEXT WEEK AT 11:00,

HERE IT IS OUR MOMENT OF ZEN WINCE WANT TO WARN YOU, WE WILL GIVE AWAY RESULTS FROM

TODAY'S OLYMPICS THROUGHOUT THE SHOW.

SO IF YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS I WANT YOU TO MUTE YOUR TELEVISION FOR THE

NEXT FEW MINUTES.

MICHAEL PHELPS HAS BECOME THE MOST DECORATED

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