February 12, 2014 - Joel Kinnaman

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Jason Jones takes the pulse of gay Russia, Democrats prove they're not immune to political corruption, and Joel Kinnaman talks "RoboCop."

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]>> Jon: WELCOME TO "THE DAILY

SHOW".

MY NAME IS JON STEWART.

VERY, VERY GOOD SHOW TONIGHT.

OUR GUEST TONIGHT JOEL KINNAMANOF

ROBO COP, THE STORY OF AN IRISHPOLICEMAN.

[LAUGHTER]ROBOCOP STORY OF AN IRISH ROBOT.

[ LAUGHTER ]BUT, OF COURSE, FIRST.

♪ [LAUGHTER]

YOU KNOW THE VAGUELY OLYMPICSOUNDING BUT YET STILL PUBLIC

DOMAIN MUSIC MEANS IT IS TIMEFOR "THE DAILY SHOW"OLYMPIC GAMES UPDATE NORWAY

CURRENTLY LEADS THE MEDICALCOUNT WITH 12 AND FOLLOWED BY

THE NETHERLANDS AND CANADA ANDFOLLOWED BY WHITE SYLVANIA AND

ALBINOSTAN.

THE WINTER GAMES IS THE ONLYGAMES WHERE TO DO WELL YOU HAVE

TO LOOK EXACTLY LIKE THE SURFACEYOU ARE COMPETING ON.

NORMALLY IN THE WINTER OLYMPICSIT'S AN ADVANTAGE TO BE FROM

A COUNTRY KNOWN FOR ITS MORETUNDRA LIKE WINTERS.

BUT IN SOCHI.

>> THE WINTER OLYMPICS IN SOCHIARE FEELING MORE LIKE THE SUMMER

GAMES.

HIGH TEMPERATURE TODAY 59DEGREES.

>> UP ON THE SLOPES WE SAW BAREEARTH WHERE THERE SHOULD BE

SNOW.

THE MERCURY TOPPING 60 DEGREES.

>> Jon: SO TO BE CLEAR IT'SRIGHT NOW COLDER IN FLORIDA THAN

IT IS AT THE WINTER OLYMPICS.

OF COURSE, THE ATHLETES AREDOING THEIR BEST TO ADJUST.

LET'S SEE HOW THE CROSS COUNTRYSKIERS ARE FARING IN THE WARMER

CONDITIONS.

OKAY IT LOOKS GOOD.

THE SKIERS HAVE ADAPTED.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]ANYWAY IT'S NOT ONLY THE CLIMATE

THAT APPEARS TO BE WARMING UP ATTHESE GAMES.

>> THE RUSSIAN PRESIDENT VERYVISIBLE HUGGING ATHLETES,

SHARING BEERS IN THE REDJUMPSUIT, DUTCH SPEED SKATING

CHAMPION IRANE WOOST WHO ISOPENLY GAY SAID PUTIN CUDDLED

HER.

>> Jon: HE WASN'T CUDDLING HERHE WAS CURING HER FOR

NO WOMAN COULD REMAIN GAY ONCETHEY SUCKED ON THE SACRED

STRAIGHTENING TEAT OF ONEVLADMIR PUTIN.

CAN'T RESIST IT.

NO!

[LAUGHTER]LEGEND HAS IT, BOY, THE ISLE OF

SAPHO WAS NO MATCH FOR ONESINGLE DROP OF MILK FROM HIS

MASSIVE TEAT.

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THATACCENT IS FROM

RUSSIAN ATTITUDES TOWARDS GAYPEOPLE HAS BEEN THE SUBJECT OF

MUCH CONTROVERSY DURING THESOCHI GAMES.

FOR A FIRSTHAND LOOK WE REJOINJASON JONES LIVE FROM SOCHI-ISH.

[ LAUGHTER ]THE WINTER OLYMPICS HAVE ALWAYS

BEEN THE GAYER OF THE TWOOLYMPICS BUT HOW WILL THAT PLAYIN RUSSIA

A COUNTRY THAT RECEIVED A LOT OFCRITICISM FOR THE STRICT

ANTI-GAY LAWS.

I SAT WITH SERGE MARKOFF APOLITICAL ANALYST TO SEE HOW A

RUSSIAN POLITICAL SPIN DOCTORWOULD HANDLE THIS.

>> LET'S TALK ABOUT GAY RIGHTSOR AS YOU CALL THEM IN RUSSIA,

WHATEVER THE OPPOSITE OF THATIS.

>> I I AM TIRED FROM THIS ISSUE.

>> Jon: YOU ARE TIRED OFTALKING ABOUT GAYS?

>> IT'S BORING FROM MY POINT OFVIEW.

>>>> BASIC HUMAN RIGHTS FOR

GAYS WHO CARES.

>> NOBODY CARES IN RUSSIA.

YOU ARE FREE TO MAKE SEX WITHTHIS TABLE.

GO AHEAD.

FROM MY POINT OF VIEW RIGHT NOWWE CAN DO IT.

>> I'M NOT GOING TO (bleep).

>> MANY TIMES REPEAT ME IT'SNORMAL IT'S A FREEDOM, IT'S

DEMOCRACY, IT'S HUMAN RIGHTS FORTO YOU MAKING SEX WITH THIS

TABLE.

>> IT'S A FALSE ANALOGY.

>> HAVING SEX BETWEEN MAN ANDWOMAN NORMAL.

HAVING SEX BETWEEN MAN AND MANNOT NORMAL, EVERYBODY KNOWS IT

INCLUDING GAYS.

>> AFTER LISTENING TO THIS NUTJOB I ONLY HAD ONE THOUGHT, BOY

DO I OWE RICK SANTORUM ANAPOLOGY BECAUSE EVEN THOUGH HE

HAS SAID EVERY HOMOPHOBIC THINGIMAGINABLE HE'S NEVER HADTHE GALL TO SAY GAY

PEOPLE AGREE WITH HIM. BUTSERGEI IS NO BIGOT. HE JUSTWANTS TO SPREAD THE TRUTH.

>> ONE PEOPLE THINK IT'S NORMALGAY SEX AND OTHER PEOPLE SAY LET

IT SEE IT IN THE FACE OF GOD.

AND OTHER PEOPLE SAY THIS IS ASICKNESS.

>> I HAVE A SOLUTION: WHY DON'TWE HAVE A GAY PRIDE PARADE

FOLLOWED BY A HOMOPHOBIC PARADEFOLLOWED BY A (bleep) IDIOT

PARADE THEN THE KIDS CAN SEE ALLTHREE VIEWPOINTS.

>> IT'S ONE OF POSSIBILITIES.

>> Jon: OKAY.

I'VE SEEN IT BEFORE.

AN OPPRESSIVE GOVERNMENT TRIESTO EXCUSE THE HUMAN RIGHTS

VIOLATIONS AND THEN WE HIT THESTREETS AND FIND THAT THE PEOPLEARE

FULL OF COMPASSION, RIGHTAVERAGE RUSSIANS.

>> I TOTALLY SUPPORT PRESIDENTPUTIN BECAUSE I'M FOR

TRADITIONAL FAMILIES AND THE ITHINK IT WAS THE RIGHT DECISION.

>> YOU AGREE WITH THE LAW?

>> I'M MORE

THAN 100% AGAINSTGAYS.

>> YOU ARE A MUSICIAN AND YOUDON'T RESPECT THEM?

>> THERE'S A LOT OF GAY PEOPLEON STAGE BUT NONE OF THEM IN THE

ORCHESTRA.

NO GAYS IN THE ORCHESTRA?

[LAUGHTER]THERE ARE.

THAT WAS JUST CRAZY OLD RUSSIANSWITH DEAD ANIMALS ON THEIR HEAD.

WHAT ABOUT THE POLITCALLY ACTIVEYOUTH.

>> I'M AGAINST GAY PEOPLEBECAUSE I THINK IT'S THE SHAME

OF MY COUNTRY.

>> HOLY (bleep) THESE PEOPLEHAVE A LOT TO LEARN ABOUT THINGS

RUSSIA SHOULD BEASHAMED OF LIKE THE 74% OF

RUSSIANS WHO DON'T THINKHOMOSEXUALITY SHOULD BE ACCEPTED

IN SOCIETY WHICH LEADS TOBACKWARDS THINKING LIKE THIS.

>> I CAN ONLY IMAGINE TAKING MYKIDS TO EXPLAIN SEEING A MAN

TAKING A KID TO SCHOOL ANDEXPLAINING WHAT IS GOING ON

HERE.

>> IT'S TOUGH TO EXPLAIN THATTHAT KID HAS TWO DADDIES.

>> I CANNOT FIND THE WORDS.

THE WORDS I JUST USED.

>> I CANNOT FIND THE WORDS.

>> REPEAT WHAT I SAID, HEY, THATKID HAS TWO DADDIES.

>> NO WAY.

>> YOU CAN'T SAY THAT?

THIS COUNTRY WAS STUCK IN THEDARK AGES OR AS WE CALL IT IN

AMERICA 40 YEARS AGO.

AFTER ALL THIS HOMOPHOBIA THEREWAS ONLY ONE THNG I WANTED TO DO

SIT WITH A GROUP OF YOUNG GAYMUSCOVITES AND ASK THEM

WHY DON'T YOU COME TO AMERICA?

>> I'VE BEEN TO IT I DIDN'T LIKEIT.

>>WHAT IS IT, THE COLD YOU MISS?YOU CAN GO TO MINNEAPOLIS. IT'SCOLD AS (bleep) THERE.

>> I'M A RUSSIAN FIRST.

>> THAT'S FINE, NOBODY ISAMERICAN FIRST.

>> RUSSIAN PEOPLE DON'T KNOWABOUT GAY PEOPLE A LOT.

>> PROBLEM WITH THE LAW IT'S ASTEP BACK.

IF YOU WANT TO REACH THEULTIMATE GOAL YOU HAVE TO KIND

OF OVERCOME THIS STEP BACK ANDFIGHT FROM THERE.

>> THESE BRAVE MEN ARE STILLWILLING TO STAY AND FIX THEIR

COUNTRY EVEN THOUGH THEY ARE UPAGAINST THIS IDIOCY.

>> NO GAY PROPAGANDA TOCHILDREN.

>> WHY?

>> IT'S DANGEROUS.

>> IT'S DANGEROUS FOR GAYS TOWALK BY HOLDING HANDS IN FRONT

OF KIDS?

WHO CARES.

>> I CARE.

>> I'M A PARENT.

I DON'T CARE.

>> SOMETIMES YOU WILL CARE ANDYOU WILL SAY TO ME SERGEI HE WAS

RIGHT.

>> I DON'T HAVE A LOT OFCERTAINTIES IN LIFE, BUT THE ONE

ABSOLUTE CERTAINTY I HAVE IS IWILL NEVER SAY

SERGEI YOU ARERIGHT.

AS I TRIED TO WASH THE BAD TASTEOUT OF MY MOUTH I REMEMBERED THEONE

WOMAN I MET PROTESTING THE LAWS.

>> ARE YOU HOPEFUL THAT RUSSIACAN CHANGE?

>> I HAVE TO HOPE BECAUSEOTHERWISE IT'S TOO DEPRESSING.

>> IT IS REALLY (bleep)DEPRESSING.

>> I REALLY DO IT JUST TO NOT BEASHAMED OF ME -- OF MY WAY OF

LIVING.

I WANT TO LOOK IN THE EYES OF MYCHILDREN AND MY GRANDCHILDREN

AND SAY THAT I DID ALL I COULD.

I ALSO QUOTE FROM AN AMERICAN TVSHOW IT'S CALLED "ANGEL" THERE'S

A WONDERFUL PHRASE THERE, IFNOTHING WE DO MATTERS THAN ALL

THAT MATTERS IS WHAT WE DID.

>> NOTHING WE DO MATTERS ALLTHAT MATTERS IS WHAT WE DO.

IT SOUNDS SO MUCH BETTER COMINGOUT OF YOUR MOUTH THAN ANGEL.

THIS ONE IS OF THOSE POINTSWHERE WE DON'T HAVE ANY IRONY I

JUST WANT TO GIVE YOU A HUG.

THAT GOOD?

ALL RIGHT.

>> Jon: JASON JONES.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

>> Jon: WELCOME BACK.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]THE OTHER DAY -- THE OTHER DAY

ON THE PROGRAM DEMOCRATIC HOUSEMINORITY LEADER NANCY PELOSI WAS

HERE.

WE WERE TALKING ABOUTCORRUPTION.

I WAS SAYING MONEY HAS CORRUPTEDWASHINGTON.

AND THEN SHE WAS SAYING NO, ITHASN'T.

AND I WAS LIKE, I'M PRETTY SUREIT HAS.

[LAUGHTER]AND THEN SHE WAS LIKE, WELL,

MAYBE FOR THE REPUBLICANS ITHAS.

AND I HAD NOT REALIZED THAT THEDEMOCRATS WERE IMPERVIOUS TO

BENJAMIN FRANKLIN'S CHARMS, IFYOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.

I'M TALKING ABOUT MONEY.

[ LAUGHTER ]MAKING IT RAIN THAT SORT OF

THING.

BUT IT'S GOOD TO KNOW THAT THEDEMOCRATS AREIMPERVIOUS TO THAT SO WE DON'T

HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THINGS THEDEMOCRATS ARE IN CHARGE OF.

FOR INSTANCE, THE AMBASSADORS.

APPOINTED BY THE DEMOCRATICPRESIDENT.

SURELY HE CHOOSES THEM ON THEIRMERITS.

>> HE HAS BEEN NOMINATED FOR THEAMBASSADORSHIP TO NORWAY.

>> HAVE YOU BEEN TO NORWAY? IHAVE NOT.

>> Jon: OKAY.

A LITTLE WEIRD.

HE HAS NEVER VISITED THE COUNTRYHE IS GOING TO BE THE NEW

AMBASSADOR TO THIS DESPITE THETOURISM CAMPAIGN COME TO NORWAY,

YOU MAY BE OUR AMBASSADOR SOMEDAY.

BUT WHO NEEDS TO GO TO NORWAY TOUNDERSTAND IT ANYWAY.

YOU USED A NORDIC TRACK YOUBASICALLY BEEN THERE.

IT'S FINE.

>> HAVE YOU BEEN TO ARGENTINA?

>> SENATOR, I HAVEN'T BEEN THEREYET.

I HAVE TRAVELED EXTENSIVELYAROUND THE WORLD BUT I HAVEN'T

YET HAD A CHANCE.

>> Jon: IT'S AH, TO BEPERFECTLY HONEST, LAST ON MY

LIST. WOULD YOU SAYIT'S KIND OF A MERDAHOLE.

YOU KNOW.

YOU'VE NEVER BEEN TO ARGENTINABUT YOU'VE BEEN SOMEWHERE.

I WAS IN CANCUN AND I DATED AGIRL NAMED TINA IS THAT GOOD?

SURELY THE GUY THEADMINISTRATION IS SENDING TO

ICELAND HE HAS TO BE AN ICELAND-AHOLIC.

>> I TAKE IT YOU'VE BEEN TOICELAND.

>> SIR, I'VE NOT HAD THEPRIVILEGE YET.

[LAUGHTER]>> Jon: LET ME ASK YOU THIS.

[ LAUGHTER ][CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

HAVE ANY OF YOU (bleep) PEOPLEBEEN TO EPCOT CENTER?

IS THERE A RULE AMBASSADORSCAN'T HAVE SET FOOT IN THE

COUNTRIES THEY ARE GOING TOAMBASSADOR.

WOULD IT RUIN THE SURPRISE?

IT COULDN'T BE BECAUSE THE NEWNORWAY NOMINEE RAISED $850,000FOR

OBAMA'S REELECTION CAMPAIGN ORTHE ARGENTINA ONE RAISED

$500,000 OR THE ICE LANDIC ONEBUNDLED $1.6 MILLION. BECAUSE

THAT WOULD MEAN NOT ONLY WOULDDEMOCRATS BE SEEN AS

CORRUPT, NANCY PELOSI TOLD MEPERSONALLY THAT ONLY REPUBLICANSARE, AND IT WOULD ALSO MEAN

THAT ICELAND COST THREE TIMESMORE THAN ARGENTINA.

THAT IS NOT TO SAY ALLAMBASSADORSHIPS ARE UP TO THE

HIGHEST BIDDER.

NEW AMBASSADOR TO CHINA IS MAXBAUCUS I GUESS BECAUSE OF

SENSITIVITY OF THE POST.

>> I'M NO REAL EXPERT ON CHINA.

>> Jon: I'VE AH PLAYED THEIRCHECKERS.

[LAUGHTER]GOTTEN OUT OF THEIR FINGER

TRAPS.

SO --[LAUGHTER]

I'M PRETTY CONFIDENT I CAN DOIT.

[ LAUGHTER ]TO BE FAIR TO BAUCUS HE DID NOT

RAISE MONEY FOR THE PRESIDENT.

HE STEPPED DOWN FROM THE SENATESO THE DEMOCRATIC GOVERNOR OF

MONTANA COULD APPOINT HISREPLACEMENT MAKING IT EASIER FOR

THE DEMOCRATS TO KEEP THE SEATIN THE SENATE. YOU KNOW,NON-FINANCIAL CORRUPTION.

>> THERE IS AT LEAST ONEAMBASSADOR CHOSEN FOR HISQUALIFICATIONS. OUR MAN INMOSCOW, MICHAEL MCFAUL.

US AMBASSADOR TO RUSSIA MICHAELMcFAUL WILL STEP DOWN.

>> I'VE BEEN COMMUTING 7 MONTHS.

IT'S A 5,000 MILE COMMUTE.

IT'S THE REASON I'M GOING HOME.

>> YOU REALIZE YOU DON'T HAVE TOCOMMUTE EVERY DAY.

HONEY I'M HOME.

HOLY (bleep) I HAVE TO GET THETO AIRPORT.

I'M 30 HOURS LATE FOR WORK.

NOW WE NEED A NEW RUSSIANAMBASSADOR.

WHY DON'T WE PROVE THE PROCESSISN'T CORRUPT.

IT'S NOT ABOUT RAISING MONEY FORTHE DEMOCRATS.

WHY CAN'T IT BE ABOUT PICKINGSOMEONE WE ARE NOT THAT CRAZY

ABOUT AND SENDING THEM AWAY.

HE SAID HE WANTED TO LEAVEANYWAY.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE][CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

>> Jon: WELCOME BACK.

MY GUEST TONIGHT OH MAN HE STARSON AMC'S SHOW "THE KILLING" HIS

NEW FILM IS ROBOCOP.

♪ PLEASE BE TRUE ♪ IN OTHER WORDS, IN OTHER WORDS

> ARE YOU WHERE ARE -- WHERE AREYOU GOING?

DO IT.

♪ I LOVE YOU >> SUBJECT REGAINING COGNITIVE

FUNCTION.

>> WHAT IS HAPPENING?

WHERE AM I?

>> Jon: I TOTALLY HAD THAT SAMEDREAM LAST NIGHT.

PLEASE WELCOME JOEL KINNAMAN.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]HOW ARE YOU?

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]WELCOME.

>> THANK YOU.

>> Jon: HE'S MORE MACHINETHAN MAN.

>> YES.

>> Jon: LET ME TELL YOUSOMETHING, YOU MAKE A KICK ASS

ROBOCOP.

I'M A TOUGH AUDIENCE BECAUSE ISO LOVED FIRST ROBOCOP BUT I DID

A NICE ROBOCOP JOB.

WELL DONE.

>> THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

>> Jon: DID YOU GROW UP --WHEN DID THE PREVIOUS ROBOCOP --

WERE YOU A KID WHEN THAT CAMEOUT?

DID THAT HAVE INFLUENCE ON YOU?

DO YOU REMEMBER THAT FILM?

YEAH, I WAS ABOUT EIGHT WHEN ITCAME OUT.

>> Jon: ME, TOO.

>> YES, YOU WERE.

[ LAUGHTER ]YOU WERE A HANDSOME LITTLE BOY.

>> Jon: DID YOU SAY 38 OREIGHT?

[LAUGHTER]YES.

WHEN THEY APPROACH YOU.

THIS SEEMED LIKE YOU WOULDN'TTHINK SO BUT PHYSICALLY VIGOROUS

THIS ROLE.

DID YOU HAVE TO DO PREPARATIONFOR THIS TYPE OF THING?

>> THERE WAS QUITE SOMEPREPARATION.

IT WAS A LOT ABOUT HOW THEROBOCOP'S MOVEMENT WHEN HE WENT

INTO BATTLE SEQUENCES AND THEPROGRAMMING THAT WOULD DECIDE

HOW HE WOULD MOVE.

WE THOUGHT HE SHOULD MOVESPECIAL FORCES IN A SENSE.

>> YES.

>> I STARTED OUT WORKING WITHTHE SWEDISH SPECIAL FORCES.

I'M ORIGINALLY FROM SWEDENSO I HAVE PEOPLE THERE.

THEN I CAME TO L.A. AND THEN ITRAINED WITH L.A. SWAT TEAM ORTHE

TRAINER OF THE L.A. SWAT TEAM,THIS GUY CALLED UNCLE SCOTTY.

[ LAUGHTER ]>> Jon: YOU KNOW WHEN I WAS

GROWING UP WE ALSO HAD AN UNCLESCOTTY.

>> I DON'T THINK HE WAS LIKE THEUNCLE SCOTTY I KNOW.

>> Jon: WHO WAS THIS UNCLESCOTTY.

>> WE WERE GOING TO MEET HIM ATTHE EAGLES NEST OUTSIDE OF L.A.

>> Jon: IS THAT WHAT HE CALLSHIS APARTMENT?

>> I THINK HE HAS SOME KIND OFAPARTMENT CALLED SOMETHING

SIMILAR.

BUT THIS IS HIS TRAINING GROUNDSANYWAY.

I'M THERE WAITING WITH THE OTHERSTUNT GUY THAT IS MY STUNT GUY.

WE'RE WAITING FOR HIM.

THIS CAMOUFLAGE HUMMER PULLS UP.

THIS GUY GETS OUT AND HE'S INCAMO AND A PALESTINE SHAWL

AROUND HIS NECK AND OAKLEYGLASSES.

HE WALKS UP TO US REAL SLOWLYAND WE'RE STANDING BY THIS BENCH

AND THE FIRST THING HE SAYS IS"ALL RIGHT I'M UNCLE SCOTTY.

SIT DOWN MOTHER (bleep)."

[LAUGHTER]I'M FEELING LIKE A LITTLE SCHOOL

GIRL AND I'M LIKE YES HE'S LIKEI TRAIN 150,000 PEOPLE AND NOT

ONE (bleep) HAS BEEN INJURED.

DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT(bleep)?

I'M LIKE YES, SIR.

HE WAS LIKE YOU DON'T CALL ME,SIR YOU CALL ME UNCLE SCOTTY

MOTHER (bleep).

I'M LIKE YES, SIR.

HE WAS LIKE WHAT DID I TELL YOU? UNCLE SCOTTY, UNCLE SCOTTY.

AND --[LAUGHTER]

AND THEN HE TRAINED US.

[LAUGHTER]>> Jon: LET ME ASK YOU THIS:

WHEN YOU WERE DONE TRAININGWAS HE LIKE ALL RIGHT LET'S GET

SOME FRO-YO MOTHER [BLEEP] --LET'S GET A LITTLE SOMETHING INOUR --

THERE'S A MIX-IN PLACE CALLEDRED SOMETHING -- WHAT IS IT

CALLED?

>> RED MANGO.

>> RED MANGO.

>> STRAWBERRY.

>> Jon: HE WOULD HAVE SAID(bleep).

>> IT'S A MAINLY -->> Jon: WAS THE SWEDISH GUY

NICER?

WAS THAT GUY BAD ASS, TOO.

IS EVERYBODY SPECIAL FORCES?

>> WELL THE SWEDISH SPECIALFORCES THEY ARE LIKE, OKAY, YOUTAKE

YOUR GUN AND IT'S OVER HERE ANDDON'T HURT ANYBODY, YOU KNOW?

[LAUGHTER]VERY DIFFERENT.

>> Jon: WHAT IS THE -- ISTHERE A SWEDISH WORD FOR MOTHER

(bleep)?

YES, THERE IS.

>> Jon: YOU CAN SAY IT.

>> MAMECNOLER.

[ LAUGHTER ]>> Jon: UNCLE SCOTTY YOU BE

LIKE YOU CALL ME UNCLE SCOTTYMAMACNOLER.

I LIKE IT, BUDDY.

VERY NICE.

ROBOCOP IT'S IN THE THEATERSRIGHT NOW.

IT'S JOEL KINNAMAN.

GREAT JOB.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

>> Jon: THAT'S OUR SHOW,EVERYBODY.

BEFORE WE GO TODAY THE NEWS WASFOR EVERYBODY THAT IS IN COMEDY

AROUND THE WORLD WE ALL LOST OURGRANDFATHER TODAY.

HERE IT IS YOUR MOMENT OF ZEN.

>> 1778 FEET.

NO CURVES. STRAIGHT DOWN.

>> WERE YOU BADLY HURTPROFESSOR?

>> SEE THAT?

THAT IS THE ORIGINAL ME.

ALL THE REST IS NEW.

[ LAUGHTER ]

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