June 18, 2014 - Kevin Hart

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CNN and Fox News interview Hillary Clinton on the same day, Al Madrigal investigates chicken boxing, and "Think Like a Man Too" star Kevin Hart talks about hosting "WWE Raw."

>> Jon: HEY! WELCOME TO "THEDAILY SHOW."

MY NAME IS JON STEWART.

GOOD SHOW TONIGHT.

FROM THE MOVIE "THINK LIKE A MANTOO," "THINK LIKE A MAN TOO,"

THE GREAT, THE HILARIOUS KEVINHART IS GONNA BE JOINING US A

LITTLE BIT LATER.

BUT OUR TOP STORY, WE HAVE A BIGSTORY, THERE IS BIG NEWS OUT OF

LIBYA.

>> THE U.S. HAS CAPTURED THESUSPECTED RINGLEADER OF THE

ATTACK IN BENGHAZI,LIBYA.

>> DELTA FORCE COMMANDOS WITHDRONES OVERHEAD GRABBED

ABU KHATTALA, WHISKINGHIM OFF TO A NAVY WARSHIP.

>> U.S. INTELLIGENCE TRACKED HIMTO SMALL SEASIDE VILLA SOUTH

OF BENGHAZI AND QUICKLY CAPTUREDKHATTALA WITHOUT FIRING A SHOT.

NO ONE WAS HURT.

>> Jon: NO SHOTS, NO WOUNDS,NO ERRORS.

THE COMMANDOS EVEN SPRUCED UPTHE VILLA A LITTLE BIT FOR THE

NEXT AIR B&B GUESTS, WHICH ITHOUGHT WAS VERY NICE.

GREAT NEWS ALL AROUND,WELL-PLANNED OPERATION, EXECUTED

FLAWLESSLY, TERRORISTS CAPTUREDWITH NO CASUALTIES.

CANNOT FIND A SINGLE THINGWRONG, WHICH IS PROBABLY WHY I

DON'T WORK AT FOX.

>> WHAT TOOK THE OBAMAADMINISTRATION SO LONG TO

CAPTURE ABU KHATTALA?

>> 641 DAYS AFTER THE PRESIDENTVOWED TO BRING THE KILLERS TO

JUSTICE.

>> Jon: OH FOR GOD'S SAKE, OBAMAGOT THE GUY THAT YOU HAD BEEN

COMPLAINING ABOUT THAT HE HADN'TGOTTEN YET. IT'S YOUR

WHITE WHALE. WHY ARE YOU BEINGSUCH MOBY DICKS ABOUT THIS.

OH, MELVILLE, WHY DID YOU NAMEYOUR SYMBOL OF EVIL IN A MODERN

WORLD AFTER A SYNONYM FOR APENIS?

HOW EASY DO YOU THINK IT SHOULDHAVE BEEN FOR US TO GET HIM?

>> KHATTALA HAD BEEN LIVING INPLAIN SIGHT.

>> HE ALWAYS MET WITHJOURNALISTS IN PUBLIC AND

FAVORED SIPPING LATTES AT ALOCAL HOTEL IN BENGHAZI.

>> SITTING OUTSIDE OF A LUXURYHOTEL, SIPPING A STRAWBERRY

FRAPPE. >> HE WAS SIPPING MANGO JUICE.

[LAUGHTER]>> Jon: HOW DOES THIS GUY HAVE

TIME TO PLAN ATTACKS WITH ALLTHE URINATING HE MUST BE DOING?

"MY FRIENDS, WE WILL COME INFROM THE NORTH. OUR GLORIOUS

FORCES WILL -- CAN YOU EXCUSE MEFOR JUST ONE MOMENT?

I HAVE TO USE THE LITTLETERRORIST'S ROOM."

I GUESS WE COULD HAVE CAPTUREDHIM SOONER.

ALL RIGHT, FOX, DO YOU HAVE ANYSTUPIDER COMPLAINTS?

MAYBE DELIVERED WITH A WEIRDSENSE OF SUPERIORITY AND SECRET

KNOWLEDGE?

>> NOW, ISN'T THAT CURIOUSTIMING, THE SAME DAY THAT

HILLARY CLINTON IS SHOWING UP ONFOX NEWS, THEY ARE ABLE TO

ANNOUNCE WE GOT THE BAD GUY.

>> Jon: YEAH, YEAH, NO, THEWORLD REVOLVES AROUND FOX.

NORMALLY TO FIND THAT LEVEL OFSOPHISTICATED UNDERSTANDING OF

CAUSALITY, YOU WOULD HAVE TOTALK TO A TWO-YEAR-OLD.

>> I PICKED UP A BALL AND ITSTARTED TO RAIN.

[LAUGHTER]I CONTROL THE SKY.

[LAUGHTER]BUT YOU CAN'T BLAME FOX FOR

HAVING HILLARY ON THE BRAIN.

THEY PLANNED THEIR ENTIRE DAYAROUND HER.

>> A MUST-SEE INTERVIEW LATERTONIGHT HERE ON THE FOX NEWS

CHANNEL WITH HILLARY CLINTON.

>> DO NOT FORGET, TOMORROWHILLARY CLINTON WILL BE HERE.

>> HARD-HITTING, STRAIGHTFORWARDINTERVIEW WITH HILLARY CLINTON.

>> AN EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW.

>> A FOX NEWS EXCLUSIVE.

>> Jon: A FOX NEWS EXCLUSIVEYOU WILL NOT SEE HILLARY CLINTON

ANYWHERE ELSE.

>> THE CNN TOWN HALL EXCLUSIVE.

HILLARY CLINTON'S HARD CHOICES.

>> BIG QUESTIONS ASKED INTONIGHT'S CNN TOWN HALL.

>> WE ARE LESS THAN THREE HOURSAWAY...

>> FROM AN EXCLUSIVE TOWN HALL.

>> AN EXCLUSIVE TOWN HALL.

>> THE ONLY NETWORK TELEVISEDTOWN HALL MEETING.

>> Jon: WOW, IMAGINE THAT, TWONEWS NETWORKS EXPRESSLY

PROMOTING EXCLUSIVES WITHHILLARY CLINTON ON THE

SAME DAY. IT'S LIKE WORDS HAVENO MEANING ANYMORE.

[LAUGHTER]BUT GOOD GET.

THEY SHOULD PROUD OF THEMSELVESFOR SECURING AN EXCLUSIVE

INTERVIEW FROM THESALLINGER-LIKE RECLUSE

HILLARY CLINTON, A WOMANWHOSE SECRETIVE NATION-WIDE BOOK

TOUR HAD RESTRICTED HER ACCESSTO NBC, CBS, ABC TWICE

AND THE ARLINGTON VIRGINIACOSTCO.

[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]BY THE WAY, FOR $12, AS YOU CAN

SEE THERE AT THE COSTCO, FORJUST $12, YOU GET 400 COPIES OF

HER BOOK AND HER.

BUT ALL RIGHT.

FOX'S EXCLUSIVE SHOWS THEMENAGE A TROI FORMAT KNOWN ON

CERTAIN WEB SITES AS TWOANCHORS, ONE CLINTON.

THE ONLY DIFFERENCE WAS THISWAS GOING TO BE HARDER TO WATCH.

>> WE'RE PLEASED TO WELCOME TOOUR SET, FORMER SECRETARY OF

STATE HILLARY CLINTON.

>> THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR BEINGHERE, MADAM SECRETARY.

>> THANK YOU BOTH.

>> SECRETARY CLINTON, THANKYOU. I READ THE BOOK.

OF COURSE, I TRAVELED ON MANY OFTHESE TRIPS,

SO A FUN READ.

THANK YOU.

>> I WANT TO BE FAIR ANDBALANCED TO GRETA HERE.

>> THAT IS VERY FAIR.

I LIKE THAT.

[LAUGHTER]>> Jon: WHAT'S WITH ALL THE

HA, HA, HA AND FUNREAD. GUYS, THIS IS THE WOMAN

WHO SNUCK INTO THE EMBASSY INBENGHAZI

TO PERSONALLY STRANGLEFOUR AMERICANS AND A BALD EAGLE.

BIG LETDOWN, FOX.

BIG!

WELL, LET'S HOPE CNNDOESN'T MAKE THE SAME

MISTAKE BY OVER-HYPINGTHEIR EXCLUSIVE.

>> WE WANTED TO GIVE YOU ALITTLE LOOK BEHIND THE SCENES AS

WE GET READY FOR THIS EVENT.

>> WE'RE PUTTING FINISHINGTOUCHES HERE ON THE SET.

CHRISTIANE AMANPOUR WILL BESITTING RIGHT HERE.

HILLARY CLINTON, SHE WILL BESITTING RIGHT HERE.

THIS IS THE HOT SEAT.

>> Jon: HONEY, GET IN HERE.

HONEY!

HONEY, GET IN HERE, THEY'REINTRODUCING THE CHAIRS.

HONEY!

YOU'RE GONNA MISS IT.

HURRY UP.

THEY'RE INTRODUCING... YOU SAIDYOU WERE GOING TO TAPE IT?

WELL, I'M SURE THE INTERVIEWLIVED UP TO THE HYPE AND WAS NOT

IN ANY WAY A ONE-HOURINFOMERCIAL FOR WHATEVER IT IS

HER BOOK IS CALLED.

>> SHOULD THE UNITED STATES DOMILITARY GO IN WITH IRAN,

THAT'S A HARD CHOICE, BUT SHOULDTHEY DO THAT?

>> IT'S A VERY HARD CHOICE.

I WRITE A WHOLE CHAPTER ABOUTSYRIA IN MY BOOK "HARD CHOICES."

THESE ARE DIFFICULT, HARDCHOICES.

WE MAKE HARD CHOICES.

HARD CHOICES, HARD CHOICES.

[LAUGHTER]>> Jon: ALL I CAN SAY IS IT'S

A GOOD THING SHE DIDN'T NAME HERBOOK "ULTIMATE [BLEEPED] STORM."

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]I'M SORRY.

YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW, CHRISTIANE,THIS IS HOW WE

FOUND OURSELVES IN AN ULTIMATE[BLEEPED] STORM.

SO FOX AND CNN BOTH HADEXCLUSIVE INTERVIEWS WITH

HILLARY CLINTON ON THE SAMENIGHT, YET JUST AN HOUR APART

FROM EACH OTHER.

I WONDER HOW THE INTERVIEWSWENT.

>> CHRISTIANE AMANPOUR DID ANEXCELLENT JOB MODERATING THE

TOWN HALL MEETING.

>> BRET BAIER ASKED HER A LOT OFTHE QUESTIONS THAT MEMBERS OF

CONGRESS SHOULD HAVE ASKED HER.

IT WAS A FANTASTIC INTERVIEW.

>> A VERY SUCCESSFUL, VERYINTERESTING.

>> CHRISTIANE AMANPOUR IS ONE OFTHE BEST.

>> BRET BAIER DID REALLY GOODJOB.

>> REALY A FASCINATING HOUR-LONGTOWN MEETING.

>> GREAT TO WATCH.>> EXCELLENT TOWN HALL MEETING.

>> TERRIFIC WORK. >> GREAT JOB.

>> OUTSTANDING JOB.

>> Jon: YOU KNOW, BOTHINTERVIEWS REALLY WERE THE

ULTIMATE [BLEEPED].

BACK TO YOU, BRET.

OF COURSE, CNN WASN'T SATISFIEDWITH THEIR EXCLUSIVE

HILLARY CLINTON TOWN HALL.

THEY HELD AN EXCLUSIVE AFTERTOWN HALL, RETROSPECTIVE

TRIBUTE TO THEIR PREVIOUS TOWNHALL.

>> WHAT DO YOU THINK? DID SHE DOA GOOD JOB OR DIDN'T SHE DO A

GOOD JOB. WHAT DO YOU THINK?

GOOD JOB?

[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]I THINK THEY THINK SHE DID A

PRETTY GOOD JOB. THE ANCHOROF "THE LEAD" JAKE TAPPER'S

GOT SOME THOUGHTS ONWHAT WE JUST HEARD.

NICE ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR JAKE.

>> CHRISTIANE DID A FANTASTICJOB.

WE SHOULD GIVE APPLAUSE TOCHRISTIANE.

>> LET'S GIVE A BIG ROUNDOF APPLAUSE FOR OUR MODERATOR

CHRISTIANE AMANPOUR. SHE'S HEREWITH US AS WELL.

YOU DID AN EXCELLENT JOB,CHRISTIANE.

GIVE ME A KISS.

BEAUTIFUL JOB.

[LAUGHTER]>> Jon: SORRY, I SWEAR TO GOD,

YOU KNOW WHAT, CNN,FROM NOW ON I'M JUST GOING

TO CALL YOUR NETWORKRON JEREMY BECAUSE YOU'RE

THE ONLY NEWS NETWORK THAT CANBLOW ITSELF.

BUT NO, YOU'RE RIGHT, YOU DIDA GOOD JOB. YOU DID A GOOD JOB.

IN FACT, WE HERE AT "THEDAILY SHOW," YOU DID SUCH

A GOOD JOB, WE ALL CHIPPEDIN AND GOT YOU SOMETHING

AS A REWARD. IT'S, OHHATE TO EVEN DO IT,

IT'S THE MISSING PLANE FROMMALAYSIA. HERE IT IS.

IT'S FOR YOU. I KNOW YOUGUYS REALLY WANTED ONE.

YOU'VE BEEN DROPPING HINTS.

HAPPY EXCLUSIVE.

OH, NO, I BROKE IT.

YOU KNOW WHAT, LET'S HEAR IT FORTHAT JOKE, EVERYBODY?

AM I RIGHT? GREAT WORK FOR THATJOKE.

HOW ABOUT A ROUND OF APPLAUSEFOR THE PROP GUYS.

DON'T FORGET ME, A ROUND OFAPPLAUSE FOR THE BEST JOKE.

HEY, WHO [BLEEPED].

SON OF A BITCH.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

>> Jon: WELLCOME BACK.

GOVERNMENT OVERREACH HAS BEEN ACONTROVERSIAL ISSUE OF LATE.

WHETHER THIS IS ONE OF THOSECASES, I'M NOT REALLY SURE.

AL MADRIGAL FILED THIS REPORT.

>> IN 2008, LOUISIANA CAME TOITS SENSES AND OUTLAWED THE

BARBARIC SPORT OF COCK FIGHTING.AND THE CHICKENS OF THAT STATE

FINALLY HAD SOME PEACE. STATESENATOR ELBERT GUILLORY.

>> WE'VE OUTLAWED COCK FIGHTING.

THOSE BLOOD SPORTS ARE NO LONGERATTRACTIVE IN LOUISIANA.

I AM NOT A FAN OF COCK FIGHTING,BUT I'D LOVE TO GO AND WATCH

SOME CHICKEN BOXING.

>> I'M GOING TO STOP YOU RIGHTTHERE. YOU JUST SAID

"CHICKEN BOXING"?

>> YES, CHICKEN BOXING INLOUISIANA IS STILL NOT LEGAL,

BUT WE'RE FIGHTING TO MAKE ITLEGAL.

>> YOU MEANT TO SAY CHICKENBOXING?

>> I MEANT TO SAY CHICKENBOXING.

HUMAN BEINGS PUT GLOVES ONAND BOX.

CHICKENS CAN PUT GLOVES ON ANDBOX.

>> RIGHT.

HE'S TRYING TO LEGALIZE CHICKENBOXING, WHICH IS TOTALLY

DIFFERENT THAN COCKFIGHTING.

WAIT.

MAYBE THAT IS COCKFIGHTING.

ALL RIGHT.

SWITCH 'EM AROUND.

THAT'S CHICKEN BOXING AND THAT'SCOCKFIGHTING?

>> WE'RE TALKING ABOUT CHICKENBOXING.

>> WHAT?

WHAT ARE THESE?

>> THESE ARE CHICKEN BOXINGGLOVES.

>> SO COCKFIGHTING VICIOUS?

>> MANY PEOPLE SAY SO.

>> BUT PLUS THIS, ADORABLE.

>> ABSOLUTELY A SAFE SPORT, IT'SA FAMILY SPORT.

>> SO NO COCKFIGHTING AND NOCHICKEN BOXING.

WHAT'S NEXT, NO CHICKENWRESTLING?

IF IT WERE UP TO PEOPLE LIKEJ.P. MORRELL, THE CHICKENS

WOULDN'T HAVE ANY FUN.

>> IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUARM THEM WITH, TWO CHICKENS

GOING INTO A RING AND FIGHTINGFOR THE AMUSEMENT OF PEOPLE IS

WRONG.

>> IT'S TWO ADULT CONSENSUALCHICKENS THAT ARE FIGHTING ON

THE BEHALF OF BLOODTHIRSTYHUMANS.

>> CHICKENS DO NOT HAVEFREEWILL, THEREFORE...

>> CHICKENS ARE SMART.

THEY KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING.

YOU KNOW THE EXPRESSION,SMART AS A CHICKEN.

>> I'VE NEVER HEARD IT. I DON'TTHINK IT'S A THING.

>> MY DAD ALWAYS USED TO ALWAYSSAY, "AL, YOU'RE SMART AS A

CHICKEN." AND I USED TO SAY,"THANKS, DAD."

>> I DON'T THINK THAT WAS ACOMPLIMENT.

[LAUGHTER]>> IT WAS. IT WAS.

IT WAS A COMPLIMENT.

IT DEFINITELY WAS A COMPLIMENT.

BUT THESE SMART CHICKENS ARETREATED NO DIFFERENTLY THAN

THEIR HUMAN COUNTERPARTS.

>> THEY HAVE THE BEST FOOD.

THEY HAVE THE BEST MEDICAL CARE.

THEIR TRAINERS GIVE THEMMASSAGES.

THESE ARE PREMIER ATHLETES.

>> WE'RE STILL TALKING ABOUTCHICKEN BOXING, RIGHT?

>> ABSOLUTELY.

>> AND THESE CHICKENS USE THEBEST FACILITIES, LIKE THIS

HALLOWED HALL OF POULTRYPUGILISM.

IT'S A SPECIAL PLACE WHERE THELEGENDS OF THE SPORT WENT TALLON

TO TALLON, LIKE WHEN MANNYPECK-QUAIO TOOK ON

FLOYD MAYFEATHER. OR WHEN SUGARSHANE POULTRY KNOCKED OUT,

I DON'T KNOW, EVANDERHOLYFRIED?

I'M RUNNING OUT OF[BLEEPED] CHICKEN PUNS.

>> THIS IS WHERE THE PRIMARYCOMBATANTS GO TO IT.

NO ONE HAD TO FORCE THEM.

NO ONE HAD TO ENCOURAGE THEM.

>> I MEAN, YOU BROUGHT THEM INAND PUT THEM IN THERE, BUT OTHER

THAN THAT...

>> ABSOLUTELY.

>> STILL THERE ARE PEOPLE LIKESENATOR MORELL WHO WANT TO TURN

THEIR BACK ON THIS NOBLEPASTIME.

>> I AM NOT DEPRIVING CHICKENSOF A BETTER LIFE.

I'M SAVING THEIR LIVES BY NOTLETTING THEM...

>> OKAY.

I'M A CHICKEN.

TELL ME WHY SHOULDN'T FIGHT?

>> YOU SHOULDN'T FIGHT FOR THEAMUSEMENT OF OTHERS.

IT'S BARBARIC, IT'S STUPID ANDTHERE IS A BETTER LIFE FOR YOU.

>> I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU ACTUALLYDID THAT.

I'M A CHICKEN.

I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND A WORD YOU[BLEEPED] SAID.

THAT WAS HILARIOUS.

YOU'RE A SENATOR.

A SENATOR WHO DOESN'T SEE THEECONOMIC OPPORTUNITY CLAWING HIM

IN THE FACE.

>> THESE BIRDS, WARRIOR BIRDS,SELL FOR ANYWHERE BETWEEN $2,500

AND $25,000.

>> WHAT?

>> THAT IS REAL MONEY.

>> SO SUCK IT, "DAILY SHOW"NEWSROOM, AND WORLD, PLEASE SAY

HELLO TO OSCAR DELAY POLLO.

>> COME ON, OSCAR.

WORK THE BAG, WORK THE BAG.

COME ON, OSCAR.

YOU WANT THIS OR NOT?

GO UPSTAIRS. GO UPSTAIRS.

NOW, CHICKEN CHASE IS HOW WEUSED TO DO IT IN THE OLD DAYS.

YOU CAN CATCH THIS CHICKEN.YOU CAN CATCH THIS CHICKEN.

COME ON.GET THE CHICKEN.

GET THE CHICKEN.

COME ON, YOU BUM.

COME ON.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

DON'T HOP OVER IT.

COME ON. YOU DIDN'T KNOW HIM.DRINK IT. COME ON.

[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]>> Jon: WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]>> Jon: WELCOME BACK.

MY GUEST TONIGHT, AN AMAZINGCOMEDIAN.

HIS NEW FILM IS CALLED "THINKLIKE A MAN TOO."

>> I'VE BEEN GIVING THIS A LOTOF THOUGHT.

I WANT YOU TO BE MY BEST MAN.

>> ME?

>> NO, CED, ACTUALLY, I WASTALKING TO DOM--

>> NO LISTEN, DON'T SAY NOTHINGRIGHT NOW, MAN.

LIKE, I KNEW YOU AND I HAD ACONNECTION, BUT THIS IS CRAZY.

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, THISMEANS SO MUCH TO ME.

I'M NOT GONNA LET YOU DOWN.LET ME SAY SOMETHING, I'M GOING

TO BE THE BEST BEST MANIN THE HISTORY OF ALL

BEST MEN. I'VE ALWAYS WANTEDTO BE A BEST MAN,

YOU GOING TO GIVE ME THATOPPORTUNITY?

WE CAME HERE TO GOLF, AND NOWYOU GOING TO GIVE ME THIS

BLESSING?

I GOTTA, I GOTTA GO TO THEBATHROOM, DOM. THIS IS,

♪ THIS LITTLE LIGHT OF MINE.

I'M GOING TO LET IT SHINE.♪

>> Jon: PLEASE WELCOME KEVINHART.

[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]KEVIN HART.

>> WHAT'S GOING ON?

>> Jon: PLEASE, MY FRIEND,PLEASE.

THEY LOVE YOU. THEY LOVE, IT'SLOVE.

>> THANK YOU.

THAT'S AMAZING.

THEY'RE VERY NICE.

>> Jon: NICE TO SEE YOU, MYFRIEND.

>> THANK YOU, MAN.

>> Jon: FIRST OF ALL,CONGRATULATIONS ON EVERYTHING.

>> THANK YOU, JON.>> Jon: EVERYTHING.

>> THANK YOU, SIR.

>> Jon: YOU ARE RULING WHAT ITHINK MAY BE THE WORLD.

>>OH WELL, JON, THAT IS ANAMAZING COMPLIMENT.

>> Jon: IT'S THE KEVIN HARTDECADE.

>> WELL LISTEN, I'M NOT GOING TOFIGHT THAT.

I'M, I'M HOPING THAT, THAT I CANSTAY TRUE.

IT'S BEEN A GOOD TIME.

I'M BLESSED. I HAVE LOYALFANS...

>> Jon: YEAH.

>> WHO HAVE STUCK WITH ME FROMDAY ONE AND WHO

HAVE SEEN ME GROW INTO WHAT I AMNOW AND HOPEFULLY CONTINUE TO

GROW.

SO I THANK YOU ALL, NOT ONLY FORTHE WELCOMING, BUT FOR THE

SUPPORT.

>> Jon: THEY'RE VERY NICEPEOPLE.

SO HERE'S WHAT I WANT TO TALKABOUT. WE COULD SPEND THE TIME

TALKING ABOUT THE MOVIE, BUT YOUAND I BOTH KNOW...

>> LET'S TALK.

MAN, I'M HERE. I WANNA...

I'M IN YOUR WORLD.

>> Jon: BUT HERE'S WHAT I WANTTO TALK ABOUT. I DON'T WANT TO

TALK ABOUT THE MOVIE. I WANTTO TALK ABOUT...

YOU DID SOMETHING, AND I DON'TGET TO TALK ABOUT THIS WITH

ANYBODY ELSE HERE.>> OK.

>> Jon: YOU HOSTED RAW. "MONDAYNIGHT RAW."

IS THAT CORRECT?

>> HOLY SCHNIKES, YES. YES.

>> Jon: WWE.>> WWE RAW.

>> Jon: ALL RIGHT. SO WHENEVERI'M HERE, MY SON AND I...

>> OK.

>> Jon: THAT'S ALL WE DO, ISWATCH WRESTLING.

>> THAT'S ALL YOU ALL DO ISWATCH WRESTLING.

>> Jon: IT'S THE ONLY WAY ICAN COMMUNICATE WITH THE BOY...

>> OK.>> IS THROUGH VIOLENCE.

BUT YOU COME IN HERE AND THEY'REALL LIKE, DID YOU SEE WHAT

HAPPENED ON CNN?

AND I'M LIKE, EVOLUTION BROKEUP, DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

>> HOW SERIOUS IT IS.

LISTEN, I'M NOT GOING TO LIE TOYOU, MAN, I'M A FAN.

FIRST OF ALL, I'M A FAN OFWRESTLING.

>> Jon: YES. >> AND, I'VE DROPPED OFF,

YOU KNOW, AS I'VE GOTTEN OLDER,SO...

>> Jon: OH YEAH, NO, ME, TOO.

I'M NOT...[LAUGHTER]

>> HOW, HOW OLD IS YOUR KID?

HOW OLD IS YOUR KID?

>> Jon: HE'S 23.

>> HE'S 23! WHAT?

>> Jon:, NO, HE'SNOT. HE'S NOT. HE'S TURNING TEN.

BUT HE'S NINE AND HEJUST DISCOVERED IT THIS YEAR.

>> NO, THAT'S THEPERFECT AGE, THOUGH.

THAT'S AROUND THEAGE THAT I WAS INTO IT, TOO.

>> Jon: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. >> SO, I CAN SAY ME GOING

HERE BROUGHT BACK ALL THEMEMORIES OF WHEN I WAS LIKE JUST

ENGULFED IN THIS, IN THISSPORT...

>> Jon: WHO WERE THE BIG GUYSWHEN YOU WERE A KID?

>> WHEN I WAS A KID? OH, DUSTYRHODES, RIC FLAIR,

JUNK YARD DOG, KOKO B. WARE.ROAD WARRIORS.

I'M SHOWING MY AGE RIGHT NOW.

>> Jon: OH, YOU WANT SOMEBODY TOSHOW SOME AGE,

>> I DON'T WANT TO KNOW...

...BRUNO SAN MARTINO, GORILLAMONSOON, HAYSTACKS CALHOUN.

>> OH, MY GOSH.

>> JIMMY SUPERFLY SNUKA.

>> I REMEMBER JIMMY... >> Jon: YOU DO REMEMBER JIMMY?

>> I REMEMBER HIM. CHIEF JAYSTRONGBOW.

>> NO, NO, YOU ARE 1 FOR 6 FORME RIGHT NOW. I KNEW NONE OF

THOSE, I DIDN'T EVEN KNOWTHEY WERE WRESTLERS.

>> Jon: WHAT WAS IT, SO, SO,DID YOU,

DID THEY WANT TO THROWYOU? DID YOU DO ANY...

>> THEY CAME OUT, NO, THEY COMEOUT WITH ALL PHYSICAL STUFF

FIRST. HEY, KEVIN, IT'SGOING TO BE GREAT.

WE'LL GET YOU IN THE RING.

I SAID, WELL, LET'S STOP RIGHTTHERE.

I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT. ISAID, I'M NOT GOING IN THE RING.

I DON'T WANT TO DO ANY STUNTSWITH THESE GUYS.

>> Jon: YEAH.

>> I SAID, NO, LET'S JUST, LET'SDO SOMETHING WHERE, I CAN,

YOU KNOW, I CAN SHINE. AND ITWAS LIKE, WHAT DO DO YOU?

ARE YOU FAST?

I WAS LIKE, I CAN TALK.

I SAID, I WANT TO GO AND I WANTTO COMMENTATE.

LET ME COMMENTATE.>> Jon: NICE.

>> BUT THAT WAY ICAN TALK ABOUT THE SPORT,

I CAN BE A PERSONALITY.

SO, THEY'RE LIKE, OKAY, OKAY.GOOD, WE'LL DO THAT.

AND, I GET THERE, AND THEY SAID,KEVIN, WE CAME UP WITH SOMETHING

GREAT FOR YOU. WECAN GET YOU IN THE RING.

AND I WAS LIKE, WELL, WELL,LISTEN, I THOUGHT I TOLD

YOU ALL I DIDN'T WANT TOGET UP IN THAT RING.

YOU KNOW, I JUST DON'T WANT TODO IT.

SO I GET IN THE RING AFTER THISGUY'S FIGHT, AND, YOU KNOW, HE'S

A DANCER, FANDANGO, IT'S NOTFANDANGO, IT'S FAN-DAN-GO.

>> Jon: FAN-DAN-GO. YEAH. >> YEAH. SO, AFTER HE WINS,

YOU KNOW, HE DOES THESE DANCES,AND HE'S REALLY ENGULFED IN IT,

AND I GET IN AND I DANCE WITHHIM, BUT THE FUNNY THING IS, THE

ROPES, LIKE, I HAVE A COMPLETELYDIFFERENT RESPECT FOR THE ROPES.

YOU KNOW, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO GO,IT'S THE FIRST, THE SECOND AND

THIRD. YOU'RE SUPPOSEDTO PULL FIRST TWO APART

AND STEP THROUGH IT.

>> THE FIRST MAN IN HISTORY. IPULL THE BOTTOM,

I WENT THROUGH... I WENT THROUGHTHE BOTTOM OF THE ROPE.

AND AFTER I DID IT, LIKE, IDIDN'T EVEN REALIZE I DID IT.

AND, I COME OFF AND ALL THEWRESTLERS WERE, HEY, THAT WAS

PRETTY FUNNY THE WAY YOUDID THAT GOING THROUGH

THE BOTTOM THING. AND I WASLIKE, WHAT ARE YOU

TALKING ABOUT? WHATWAS FUNNY? IT WAS LIKE, IT

WAS LIKE THAT WAS A BIT, RIGHT?YOU DID THAT FOR JOKES.

NO, THAT WAS MY LEVEL.

THAT'S, THAT'S WHERE,THAT'S WHERE I AM.

>> Jon: THAT'S HOW I GET INTOTHIS THING.

>> THAT'S HOW I NATURALLY GOTINTO IT.

>> Jon: HAVE YOU EVER GOTTEN ACHANCE, YOU KNOW, IN YOUR

CAREER YOU GET CHANCE TO DO...YOU'RE PROBABLY LIKE

ME, I'M A HUGE SPORTS FAN.

HAVE YOU GOT AN CHANCE TO GETINTO ATHLETIC SITUATIONS THAT

HAVE BLOWN YOUR MIND OR MET ANIDOL OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT.

>> OH, TONS OF THEM. WELL, JON,YOU MAY NOT KNOW THIS,

BUT YOU'RE LOOKING ATA TWO-TIME CELEBRITY M.V.P. FOR

THE ALL-STAR WEEKEND.

>> Jon: NO, NO, I DIDN'TREALIZE THAT.

>> YEAH. YES.>> Jon: AND, WHAT'S YOUR, WHAT'S

YOUR FIELD OF...>> BASKETBALL. YOU KNOW, IT WAS

A, IT IS A PASTIME, YOU KNOW,THING OF MINE.

WHATEVER.

I COULD HAVE WENT TO THE LEAGUE.I CHOSE NOT TO.

>> Jon: NO, I UNDERSTAND, IUNDERSTAND. SMART CHOICE.

YOU'RE DOING VERY WELL. YOU'REDOING VERY WELL.

>> Jon: ME AND YOU SHOULD STARTA

LEAGUE FOR THE GENTLEMANPLAYER THAT MAY NOT HAVE BEEN

THE SIZE...>> THE SIZE...

>> Jon: YET STILL CONSIDERSTHEMSELVES SOMEWHAT AGILE.

>> WELL, I'M AGILE, BUT THEN YOUGO TO THE SPORT WHERE YOUR SIZE

WORKS, LIKE SOCCER.

AND, THEN I FIGURED OUT I'M NOTREALLY THAT FAST. YOU KNOW, SO,

I GOT PROS AND CONS FOREVERYTHING I'VE DONE.

I BOX. AND, I WAS REALLYGOOD WHEN I HAD A TRAINER.

>> Jon: YEAH, YEAH.>> YOU KNOW, BUT I JUST HIT HIS

HANDS, AND HE WAS LIKE, YOUKNOW, IT WAS NOTHING ELSE.

IT WAS JUST HIS HANDS.

AND I WAS LIKE, YO, I'M REALLYGOOD. AND, YOU KNOW,

I WAS LIKE, YO, I'M FAST.

MY TIMING IS GREAT.>> Jon: YEAH, YEAH.

>> AND ONE DAY WE WERE DOING IT,AND, YOU KNOW, HE DID THIS.

HE'S NEVER DONE THIS EVER.

HE'S NEVER... LISTEN, WE TRAINEDSO MUCH.

NOT ONCE HAS HE EVER DONE THIS,BUT I GUESS HE EXPECTED A NASTY

REACTION. SO, YOU KNOW, I'M LIKE

ONE-TWO-THREE,ONE-TWO, BOP-BOP-BOP.

AND HE WENT LIKE THIS.

AND, IT HIT ME.

I STOPPED.

I TOOK MY GLOVES OFF.

I SAID, WHAT IS THAT ABOUT?

WHEN DID WE START FIGHTING BACK?

LIKE, WHAT IS THAT?

I WAS PISSED OFF.I WAS LIKE, DUDE, I'M DONE,

I'M NOT, LIKE I'M DONE WITH THISSESSION.

>> Jon: THIS IS NOT BOXING.

>> HE WAS LIKE, KEVIN, THIS ISFOR YOU TO DUCK. I WAS LIKE,

FIRST OF ALL, THAT'S NOT. THAT'SA PUNCH, WHAT YOU DID.

THAT'S A PUNCH.

HE'S LIKE, I THOUGHT YOU WOULDDUCK.

WELL, YOU THOUGHT WRONG, AND YOUALSO JUST GOT DOCKED.

I DEDUCTED AN AMOUNT. THAT'SABOUT IT.

>> Jon: NO, I THINK THAT'SWISE. WELL, VERY NICE.

IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU.

PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE COME BACKAND SEE US.

>> I HAVE TO, MAN!

>> Jon: THE MOVIE, "THINK LIKE AMAN TOO," IT'S IN THE THEATERS

ON FRIDAY.

>> YES!

>> THE ALWAYS WONDERFUL KEVINHART.

>> THANK YOU, MAN.

>> Jon: THAT'S OUR SHOW. HERE ITIS. YOUR MOMENT OF ZEN.

>> THEY SAY THERE ARE TWO RULESIN POLITICS.

THEY SAY NEVER, EVER BE PICTUREDWITH A DRINK IN YOUR HAND.

AND NEVER SWEAR.

BUT THIS IS A BIG [BLEEPED] DAY.

WAY TO GO, GUYS!

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