May 3, 2010 - Jonathan Eig

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The NYPD disarms a car bomb in Times Square, and Jonathan Eig dispels the legend of Al Capone.

COMEDY CENTRAL

>> Jon: WELCOME TO "THE DAILY SHOW." MY NAME IS JON STEWART.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

OUR GUEST TONIGHT JONATHAN EIG.

HE'S THE AUTHOR OF A NEW BOOK CALLED "GET CAPONE".

N'YAH IT'S ONE INTERVIEW YOU DON'T WANT TO -- N'YAH -- IT'S

REALLY GOT NOTHING TO DO WITH ANYTHING, DOES IT?

WE BEGIN ON THE GULF COAST OF AMERICA, THE REASON IT'S BEEN SO NICE, IT'S BEEN DEVASTATED TWICE.

AS YOU KNOW A BRITISH PETROLEUM OIL PLATFORM BLEW UP TWO WEEKS AGO DEALING A POTENTIALLY

CREWING BLOW TO THE OUR NATION'S DESCRIBING THE SIZE OF THINGS INDUSTRY.

>> IT REPORTS THAT THE POLLUTION SEEMS MINIMAL.

>> 200 BARRELS OF OIL SPREAD OVER 16 SQUARE MILES.

>> THAT IS ROUGHLY THE SIZE OF OHIO.

>> THE SIZE OF DELAWARE AND RHODE ISLAND COMBINED.

>> THE SIZE OF ISLAND OF JAMAICA.

>> THE SIZE OF STATE OF MARYLAND.

>> THE SIZE OF THE STATE OF NEW JERSEY.

>> 130 MILES LONG, 70 MILES WIDE, THE SIZE OF PUERTO RICO.

>> Jon: I'M AN OIL SPILL IN AMERICA, I'M A FISH IN AMERICA,

WANTING TO SWIM IN AMERICA, GAS IS THE THING IN AMERICA!

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

[LAUGHTER]

THE MOST TRUSTED MAN IN NEWS.

[LAUGHTER]

SO WE FOUND OUR USELESS SIZE COMPARISON METRIC.

IS THERE A EQUALLY USELESS LESS SLIGHTLY MORE PEJORATIVE TERM TO TALK ABOUT THE SPILL.

THIS IS OBAMA'S CREAN DWLANCH COULD BECOME HURRICANE KATRINA OF THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION.

[LAUGHTER]

>> Jon: KATRINA.

♪ I MET OBAMA'S KATRINA ♪ ♪ IF PRESIDENT OBAMA WERE RELL

RELL -- REALLY UPSET SERVING -- EVERYTHING IS DEAD IN MY SHRIMP -- IF YOU LIKE THESE

SONGS YOU'LL LIKE MY KNEW SHOW WITH SONGS LIKE WHEN YOU'RE A

JET THERE'S OIL AND SONGS LIKE THAT WILL KILL YOUR OTTER.

[LAUGHTER]

LOOK.

♪♪ WE NEED OIL FOR OUR ECONOMY TO FUNCTION.

IT'S BURIED DEEP WITHIN OUR PLANET'S CRUST.

.EXTRACTION PROCESS WILL BE FRAUGHT WITH PERIL ENVIRONMENTAL AND OTHERWISE.

IT'S NOT LIKE WE'RE SO BLINDED BY OUR DEEP AND ABIDING NEED FOR

OIL THAT WE KID OURSELVES ABOUT THE DANGERS.

IT'S SAFE TO DRILL.

>> WE CAN DO IT IN AN ENVIRONMENTAL SAFE WAY.

>> OUR COMPANIES HAVE DONE A GREAT JOB KEEPING IT SAFE.

>> OIL RIGS TODAY GENERALLY DON'T CAUSE SPILLS.

THEY ARE TECH LOGICALLY VERY ADVANCED.

>> WE CAN DRILL SAFELY OFF THE SHORES OF AMERICA.

>> Jon: SPOKEN LIKE TRUE SCIENTISTS FROM THE FIRST REEL OF A DISASTER MOVIE.

IF ONLY THESE PRE-SPILL POLL POLITICIANS LIKE SENATOR MARY LANDRIEU OF LOUISIANA HAD

LISTENED TO REALISTS LIKE SENATOR MARY LAND RUE OF LOUISIANA.

>> NO ONE HAS EVER CLAIMED WHO IS AN UNABASHED PROPONENT -- OPPONENT -- PROPONENT OF THE

INDUSTRY THAT DRILLING IS RISK FREE.

>> Jon: NO, YOU NEVER CLAIMED IT.

YOU EMPHATICALLY STATED IT.

WHAT DO WE DO NOW?

>> PUT A DOME ON IT AND STICK A STRAW IN IT AND SIPHON THAT OIL TO THE SURFACE.

>> THE DRILL WILL MAKE A TURN PENETRATING THE ORIGINAL WELL BORE AND FILLING IT WITH CEMENT

TO CLOSE OFF THE LEAK.

>> AS YOU CAN IMAGINE THIS IS LIKE DOING OPEN HEART SURGERY AT 5,000 FEET IN THE DARK WITH

ROBOT CONTROLLED SUBMARINES.

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> Jon: AND IT'S YOUR SON ON THE TABLE.

[LAUGHTER]

AND THE DOCTOR IS A WOMAN.

[LAUGHTER]

NOW, BRITISH PETROLEUM HAS PROMISED TO PAY FOR THE CLEANUP.

THEY ARE SO ENVIRONMENTALLY BEAUTIFUL.

[LAUGHTER]

THEY PROMISED TO PAY FOR THE CLEEFNUP AND -- CLEANUP AND PAY FOR THE ENVIRONMENTAL IMPACT.

THEY ARE IN NO WAY DODGING RESPONSIBILITY RIGHT BPCOO.

>> A FINAL QUESTION.

WHO IS ULTIMATELY TO BLAME HERE?

IS IT BP?

>> I DON'T KNOW.

I ACTUALLY DON'T KNOW.

>> Jon: REALLY.

I REALLY DON'T KNOW.

GOLDMAN SACHS?

MAYBE.

IS IT THEIR FAULT?

MAYBE THEY DO IT.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

I DON'T KNOW WHOSE FAULT THE SPILL IS.

ALL I'M SAYING IS I WOKE UP IN THE HOOKER'S APARTMENT.

SHE WAS DEAD AND I WAS COVERED IN BLOOD.

IT COULD HAVE BEEN ANYBODY.

[LAUGHTER]

AS THE OIL SPILL CONTINUES TO HEAD TOWARDS THE COAST OF LOUISIANA WE'RE JOINED BY WYATT CENAC.

WYATT, THANKS FOR JOINING US.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

WHAT IS --

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

FIRST OF ALL, I KNOW YOU ARE SINGLE.

WHAT IS THE SITUATION DOWN IN -- SORRY, WHAT IS THE SITUATION DOWN WHERE YOU ARE AND HAS THE

OIL SLICK BEGUN TO IMPACT THE COAST?

>> I DON'T KNOW, JON, BUT WHAT I DO KNOW IS THIS: SOMEONE OR

SOMETHING IS TRYING TO KILL NEW ORLEANS.

[LAUGHTER]

BUM BUM BUM!

>> Jon: I THINK WE'RE SUPPOSED TO PROSRAOEUTD MUSIC.

-- PROVIDING THE MUSIC.

WHAT?

>> FIRST KATRINA, NOW THIS, WHAT IS NEXT PO BOYS HELL BENT ON REVENGE, FLASHED BREASTS WITH

NUCLEAR WARHEADS OR MAYBE THE WORLD'S LARGEST PILLOW BROUGHT

DOWN ON THE ENTIRE CITY'S FACE WHILE IT SLEEPS.

BUM BUM BUM!

>> Jon: WHO WOULD WANT TO KILL NEW ORLEANS?

>> I DON'T KNOW.

SOMEONE WHO HATES MUSIC OR FUN.

MAYBE GOD OR THE GOVERNMENT OR BIG OIL OR LITTLE OIL.

MAYBE SOME COMBINATION OF ALL OF THOSE.

NEW ORLEANS HAS NO SHORTAGE OF ENEMIES.

I ACTUALLY HEARD THAT LAST YEAR IT.

[BLEEPED]

HOUSTON'S GIRLFRIEND -- IT (bleep) HOUSTON'S GIRLFRIEND.

>> Jon: WHO HASN'T?

[LAUGHTER]

BUT WHAT IS -- I DON'T MEAN TO DISPARAGE HOUSTON.

[LAUGHTER]

WHAT IS NEW ORLEANS DOING IF THIS IS THE CASE TO PROTECT ITSELF?

>> AS YOU KNOW, WITH KATRINA,

THEY HAD A DEMOCRATIC GOVERNOR,

A BLACK MAYOR AND A REPUBLICAN PRESIDENT, CLEARLY THAT MADE SOMEBODY ANGRY SO THEY SWITCHED IT UP.

BLACK PRESIDENT, INDIAN REPUBLICAN GOVERNOR AND WHITE MAYOR.

IF THAT DOESN'T WORK MAYBE KITTEN MAYOR, CHINESE GOVERNOR AND ROBOT PRESIDENT.

[LAUGHTER]

>> Jon: HOW ARE THE FOLKS DOING?

>> THEY ARE DOING WHAT THEY'VE ALWAYS DONE IN THE FACE OF DISASTER OR WORK OR SCHOOL OR

FUNERALS OR HOLIDAYS.

>> Jon: WHICH IS?

>> DRINKING.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

THEY ARE DRINKING A LOT.

YOU SHOULD GET DOWN HERE AND TRY ONE OF THESE OIL SLICKS.

[LAUGHTER]

YOU DRINK ONE OF THESE BABIES AND -- YOU DRINK THREE OF THESE AND YOU WON'T FEEL RIGHT UNTIL

OUT OF STATE HIPPY GREEN PEACERS HAND SCRUB THE INSIDE OF YOUR RECTUM.

>> Jon: I'M GLAD IT'S NOT ONE.

I'M GLAD IT'S THREE.

YOU NEED THREE.

||||||

NOW AS PROBABLE -- YOU PROBABLY HEARD THIS PAST SATURDAY NEW YORK POLICE DISARMED A CAR BOMB

IN THE MIDDLE OF TIMES SQUARE.

WHAT IS WORSE, IT'S ONLY THE SECOND BIGGEST BOMB ON BROADWAY THAT NIGHT.

HA-HA AS MY ONE MAN SHOW JON STEWART PRESENTS THE OIL SPILL PARODY SONG BOOK CLOSED THROUGH

MY RENDITION OF "I FEEL GRITTY." ♪ I FEEL GRITTY OH, SO GRITTY ♪

WHERE WERE YOU ON SATURDAY?

[LAUGHTER]

LUCKILY MAYOR BLOOMBERG RUSHED TO THE SCENE TO FILL IN THE PUBLIC.

>> AT ABOUT 6:30 LAST NIGHT AN ALERT T-SHIRT VENDOR WHO IS A VIETNAM VETERAN NOTICED AN

UNOCCUPIED SUSPICIOUS VEHICLE.

HE ALERTED POLICE OFFICER WAYNE RATIGAN OF THE NYPD MOUNTED UNIT ON HIS HORSE MIGGS PATROLLING

TIMES SQUARE.

>> Jon: SORRY, MR. MAYOR, WHAT TYPE OF VENDOR, WHAT WAR DID HE SERVE?

WHAT WAS THE NAME OF HORSE?

AND DO YOU HAVE ANY INFORMATION THAT MATTERS?

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

THE OFFICER'S HORSE WAS NAMED MIGGS.

A CHESTNUTTING GELDING FROM THE LOBIANCA STABLES LECHINGTON,

KENTUCKY.

HE IS A FAN SUGAR CUBES AND CARROTS AND HE TAKES (bleep) EXERCISE ON MY ASS.

HE'S A BEAUTIFUL HORSE I LOVE VERY MUCH.

[LAUGHTER]

BY THE WAY I'M NOT TRYING TO TELL THE MAYOR HOW TO DO HIS JOB BUT THE BEST LOOK FOR THE BOMB

SCARE PRESS CONFERENCE PROBABLY ISN'T THE OLD RICHIE RICH.

LOSE THE BOW TIE.

>>.

THE BOMB DID NOT DETONATE BUT THE NEWS MEDIA WILL MAKE SURE THE STILL AT LARGE BOMBER WILL

GET IT RIGHT NEXT TIME.

>> IT'S WELL KNOWN THAT TRYING TO PUT TOGETHER THAT TYPE OF

BOMB YOU MIX IT WITH FUEL OIL.

HE DID NOT BUY THE AMMONIUM NITRATE.

>> THERE WASN'T ANY EXPLOSIVE DETONATOR CAP.

>> THE VALVES WERE NOT OPEN SO THE GAS WAS NOT SEEPING OUT OF THE PROPANE TANKS.

>> Jon: THANK YOU ALL VERY MUCH FOR THAT.

HOW IS IT THAT YOU ARE SO BAD AT GIVING US INFORMATION WE SHOULD KNOW AND SO GOOD AT GIVING US WE

REALLY SHOULDN'T KNOW?

WE DON'T KNOW WHAT IS IN THIS HEALTH CARE BILL IF IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR MAXIMUM KILL RADIUS

DO NOT USE PROPANE.

DON'T USE BALL BARINGS WHEN SIMPLE WOOD SCREWS DO EQUIVALENT DAMAGE.

THIS EVENT RAISED A LOT OF QUESTIONS INCLUDING WHO IS THE CULPRIT, WHAT IS THE MOTIVE AND

HOW DID THEY FIND A PARKING SPOT ON 45th STREET ON A SATURDAY NIGHT?

[LAUGHTER]

AND MAINLY, WHO DID IT?

>> COULD IT HAVE BEEN A LONE WOLF CONNECTED TO A TERRORIST ORGANIZATION, POSSIBLY.

>> ONE POSSIBILITY, THIS IS ONE POSSIBILITY OUT OF 100 BUT THIS

VEHICLE WAS CLOSE TO A VIA COM BUILDING WHICH HAVE A WHOLE ISSUE WITH SOUTH PARK.

>> COULD IT HAVE BEEN SOMEONE ELSE WHO DIDN'T HAVE TERRORIST IDEAOLOGY AT HEART.

>> WHAT IF THIS TURNS OUT TO BE HOME GROWN.

>> THE F.B.I. AND NYPD ARE LOOKING FOR A MIDDLE AGED WHITE MAN ACTING SUSPICIOUSLY.

>> Jon: A LONE WOLF ISLAMIC MENTALLY ILL SOUTH PARK HATER.

WAIT A MINUTE, MIDDLE AGED WHITE GUY ACTING SUSPICIOUSLY, I'M SENSING A PATTERN HERE, WHO WAS

THE MIDDLE AGED WHITE GUY WHO TRIED TO RUIN THE ECONOMY IN NEW ORLEANS?

GOLDMAN SACHS ONCE AGAIN.

LET'S NOT JUMP TO ANY CONCLUSIONS BECAUSE THESE MIDDLE AGE WHITE GUYS OR MOGS ARE

CLEARLY DANGEROUS.

THAT'S NO EXCUSE TO PROFILE.

WE'VE NARROWED THE CRIME DOWN TO SOMEONE.

[LAUGHTER]

I GUESS THE REAL MESSAGE HERE IS IF YOU SEE SOMEONE, SAY SOMETHING BECAUSE IT COULD BE

ANYONE MAYBE EVEN YOU.

[LAUGHTER]

OR ME!

NOOOOOOOOO.

I HAVE A HOOK FOR A||||||||

>> Jon: WELCOME BACK.

MY GUEST TONIGHT A "NEW YORK TIMES" BEST SELLING AUTHOR.

HIS NEW BOOK IS CALLED "GET CAPONE" A SECRET PLOT THAT KAPT

AMERICA'S -- CAPTURED AMERICA'S MOST WANTED GANGSTER WELCOME TO THE PROGRAM JONATHAN EIG.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE.

>> THANK YOU.

>> Jon: THE BOOK IS CALLED "GET CAPONE".

I THINK IT SHOULD BE CALLED EVERYTHING YOU KNOW ABOUT AL CAPONE IS ABSOLUTELY WRONG.

-S EVERYTHING I THOUGHT -- HE WAS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE VALENTINE'S DAY MASSACRE.

>> NOT SO MUCH.

>> Jon: ELLIOT NECESSARY WAS HIS NEMESIS THAT HERE YOLKY -- HEROICALLY BROUGHT HIM DOWN

SINGLE HANDEDLY.

>> NOT THE GUY.

>> Jon: WHY DO I THINK THAT?

>> YOU'VE BEEN WATCHING A LOT OF MOVIES.

>> Jon: I ENJOY MOVIES.

>> THE STORY OF AL CAPONE HAS BEEN INFLATED BY JOURNALISTS ANT THE MOVIES AND TV SHOWS.

IT HAS TAKEN OFF IN WAYS THAT MAKE NO SENSE.

IT WOULD MAKE NO SENSE THAT HE CREATED THE VALENTINE'S MASSACRE.

THERE'S NO WAY HE DOES THAT AND NO WAY HE LEAVES MORAN ALIVE.

>> Jon: HE WASN'T EVEN THERE.

>> WASN'T EVEN CLOSE.

>> Jon: THE GOOSENBERG BOYS WERE THERE.

>> THEY HAD MORE TO DO WITH IT THAN --

>> Jon: I READ THE (bleep) BOOK.

YEAH, YEAH LOOK AT THE EYES WHAT?

[LAUGHTER]

DID AL CAPONE ACTUALLY HAVE A SCAR ON HIS FACE?

TWONCH.

>> Jon: GOOD.

HE DID WORK THAT OUT.

HOW ABOUT THE ELLIOT NECESSARY IS THAT BECAUSE OF MOVIE "THE

UNTOUCHABLES" OR WAS IT BECAUSE PEOPLE WERE WRITE BEING NECESSARY AND CREATING THE LEGEND?

>> HE WAS A LITTLE BIT LIKE GERALDO IN HIS DAY.

HE LOVED THE PRESS.

HE DIDN'T DO MUCH.

HE LOVED THE MEDIA.

HE GAVE GREAT INTERVIEWS.

HE WAS AN IVY LEAGUE GRAD SO HE WAS FUN TO TALK TO.

HE WENT ON, HAD HIS CAREER AND WENT BACK TO ANONYMITY BUT BEFORE HE DIED A GHOST WRITER

SPONSOR IT INTO MAGIC AND HE WAS THE SHERIFF OF NOTINGHAM.

THAT GOT TURNED INTO THE TV SHOW WITH ROBERT STACK AND KEVIN COSTNER AND IT GOES ON AND ON AND ON.

>> Jon: YOU MAKE THE CASE THAT HOLLYWOOD HAS DISTORTED HISTORICAL EVENT IN A WAY THAT

DOES A DISSERVICE TO THE ACTUAL INCIDENT.

SIR, I MUST TELL YOU STAND DOWN.

DO YOU KNOW IF OBI ONE GETS MORE POWERFUL AFTER HE IS STRUCK DOWN OR IS THAT ALSO MYTHOLOGY?

>> I'M GOING THERE.

>> Jon: YOU FIND THIS GUY A JOHNSON.

HE IS A GUY WITH KNOLL EGO YET A TREMENDOUS WORK ETHIC.

HE IS THE GUY RESPONSIBLE FOR THE PROSECUTION OF AL AL CAPONE ON THE -- THE WAY THEY GOT HIM

INCOME TAX EVASION.

>> GEORGE THOMPSON HE WORKS FOR HOOVER.

IT'S HOOVER WHO WANTS THIS GUY.

HE WANTS TO CRACK DOWN ON PROHIBITION.

HE GOES AFTER CAPONE A SYMBOLIC MOVE TO SHOW THE PUBLIC HE IS TOUGH ON CRIME.

GEORGE JOHNSON IS THE GUY IN CHARGE AND THEY SETTLE ON TAX EVASION.

THEY COULDN'T PROVE ANYTHING AGAINST HIM.

FOR ALL HIS CRIMES, AND HE COMMITTED MANY, THEY COULDN'T PROVE ANY OF THEM.

>> Jon: HE DID MURDER,

TERRORIZE AND HOW DOES HE END UP WITH 11 YEARS ON TAX EVASION AND THE TRIAL WAS A SHAM.

>> IT WAS A SHAM.

HE GOT RAILROADED.

NO ONE HAD GOTTEN MORE THAN THREE OR FOUR YEARS FOR THAT.

HE COMPLAINED ABOUT IT.

THE GOVERNMENT WAS WILLING TO SETTLE FOR TWO AND A HALF YEARS BUT THE JUDGE THREW IT OUT.

>> Jon: DID HE A PLEA BARGAIN BUT IT DIDN'T STICK.

>> THEY HAD A DEAL.

IT WAS CEMENTED.

THE PRESIDENT SIGNED OFF ON IT BUT THE JUDGE THREW IT OUT AT THE LAST MINUTE AND DEMANDED A TRIAL.

>> Jon: WHEN THEY CAME TO THE PLEA BARGAIN, CAPONE EVER SAY N'YAH, SEE, I TAKE THAT PLEA

BARGAIN, SEE?

THESE COPPERS ARE NOT GOING TO GIVE ME LIFE SEE?

>> HE DID SAY THAT.

ABSOLUTELY.

>> Jon: SOME OF WHAT I KNOW ABOUT AL CAPONE.

>> THAT'S THE ONE PART.

>> Jon: IS CORRECT.

THAT SEEMS FAIR.

ALL THESE STORIES END THE SAME WAY.

HE DISGUISE AND NOBODY SHOWS -- HE DIES AND NOBODY SHOWS UP TO THE FUNERAL.

DO THESE GUYS IN THIS TIME UNDERSTAND SORT OF WHERE THEY ARE GOING?

DO THEY HAVE A SENSE OF THEIR OWN MORTALITY AS THIS IS MOVING PERIOD TO?

>> CAPONE LOVED THE CELEBRITY.

HE LOVED THE FACT THAT HE BECAME FAMILIOUS.

HE REALIZE -- FAMOUS.

HE DIED MISERABLE REALIZING HE CHAINED HIS MOTHER AND WIFE AND SON.

HE DIED ALONE AND NOBODY SHOWED UP FOR HIS FUNERAL.

I THINK HE RECOGNIZED THE PLIGHT HE BROUGHT ON HIMSELF.

>> Jon: RIGHT AND I THINK THAT'S THE LESSON OUT THERE FOR THE KIDS.

[LAUGHTER]

IF YOU ARE GOING TO COMMIT THESE CRIMES, SERIOUSLY SHUT YOUR MOUTH.

[LAUGHTER]

GREAT "GET CAPONE" BOOK IS ON THE||||

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

>> Jon: WELCOME BACK.

BEFORE WE GO.

LET'S CHECK IN WITH STEPHEN COLBERT AT THE "THE COLBERT REPORT" STEPHEN --

>> Stephen: HI, JON, HOW ARE YOU?

>> Jon: STILL DIDN'T CATCH THE TIMES SQUARE BOMBER.

HE'S ON THE LOOSE.

>> Stephen: I SAW THAT DIDN'T THEY GET A SKETCH OF THE GUY OR SOMETHING.

>> Jon: WHERE WERE YOU SATURDAY NIGHT?

WERE YOU AROUND SATURDAY NIGHT?

WERE YOU AT HOME?

>> Stephen: I WAS GETTING READY FOR MY ANNUAL BARBECUE.

>> Jon: CAN ANYONE VERIFY IT.

>> Stephen: YOU CAN LOOK AT MY TRUNK I HAVE PROPANE AND FIREWORKS.

HOW YOU PREP FOR THE SUMMERTIME,

JON.

>> Jon: PRETTY CONVENIENT.

>> Stephen: YEAH, WOULD YOU NOT BELIEVE THE PARKING PLACE I GOT.

YEAH!

I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD BE ABLE TO GET ONE LIKE THAT.

>> Jon: YOU WERE IN TIMES SQUARE?

>> Stephen: YEAH, I WENT TO SEE AFTER YOUR -- AVENUE Q.

>> Jon: THREUFS||||

>> Stephen: THERE'S STILL CRACK.

>> Jon: I THOUGHT GIULIANI WAS STILL MAYOR.

THAT'S OUR SHOW.

JOIN US TOMORROW AT 11:00.

HERE IT IS YOUR MOMENT OF ZEN.

>> I WAS SURPRISED THEY SAY HE'S A 40ish year old white guy.

||M LOOKING AT THAT VIDEO.

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