August 6, 2014 - Wu-Tang Clan

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Republicans battle it out in the Kansas and Kentucky primaries, Jordan Klepper shows off his rap skills, and Wu-Tang Clan performs "Ron O'Neal" and "Triumph."

>> Jon: WELCOME.

WELCOME TO "THE DAILY SHOW."

MY NAME IS JON STEWART.

WE GOT A SHOW TONIGHT.

WU-TANG CLAN IS GOING TO BE ONTONIGHT.

THE WU!

HISTORY IN THE MAKING.

I MEAN, I GOT TO TELL YOU, IF MYNAME WAS JASON AND I WASN'T

HERE, I WOULD BE VERY UPSETABOUT THIS SHOW.

BUT WE'RE WISHING YOU THE BEST,JASON.

GET HOME SAFE AND THEN COME ANDSEE WU TANG WITH US.

BUT BEFORE WE GET TO THAT, WHICHHISTORY IN THE MAKING, POLITICAL

PRIMARY SEASON STILL HAPPENING.

AND LAST NIGHT HUGE NEWS RESULTSIN THE G.O.P.'S TEA PARTY VERSUS

ESTABLISHMENT CIVIL WAR, THATHAS BEEN PITTING YOUNG,

HARDLINE, RIGHT-WING TEA PARTYOBSTRUCTIONISTS AGAINST OLDER

ONES.[LAUGHTER]

IT'S THE SUBJECT TONIGHT'SDEMOCOLYPSE 2014: BATTLE HYMN

OF THE REPUBLICANS.

A NUMBER OF PRIMARY VOTESYESTERDAY, FOREMOST AMONG THEM,

KANSAS, THREE-TERM CONSERVATIVESENATOR -- THAT'S NOT HIM -- PAT

ROBERTS -- THAT'S HIM!

HE RISKED DEFEAT AT THE HANDS OFHIS OWN REAL ESTATE DECISIONS.

>> "THE NEW YORK TIMES" REVEALEDHE DOES NOT HAVE A HOME ADDRESS

IN KANSAS.

>> HIS VOTING ADDRESS IN THESTATE IS ON A COUNTRY CLUB GOLF

COURSE.

>> ROBERTS SPENT JUST A TOTAL OF97 DAYS IN THE STATE OF KANSAS

BETWEEN JULY 2011 AND AUGUST2013.

>> Jon: 97 DAYS OVER -- I'MPRETTY SURE THERE ARE INDIVIDUAL

TORNADOES THAT HAVE SPENT MORETIME IN KANSAS THAN 97 DAYS.

SENATOR ROBERTS, YOUR DEFENSE?

>> WHY DON'T YOU LIVE HERE,THOUGH?

>> EVERY TIME I GET AN OPPONENT-- I MEAN, EVERY TIME I GET

CHANCE, I'M HOME.

[AUDIENCE REACTS]

>> Jon: TRUTH IS I ONLY COMETO THIS [BLEEP] HOLE WHEN I HAVE

TO.

WOW, THAT WASN'T A FREUDIANSLIP, THAT WAS A FREUDIAN STAGE

DIVE.

THE ONLY WAY THAT COULD HAVEBEEN MORE FREUDIAN IS IF ROBERTS

BLURTED OUT THAT HE AVOIDS THESTATE BECAUSE HIS HOT MOM LIVES

THERE.[LAUGHTER]

IT'S GOING TO BE HARD TO GO TOSLEEP TONIGHT.

IT SEEMS LIKE ROBERTS'S AGONER.

HITS ONLY HOPE IS HISCHALLENGER, MILTON WOLF, TEA

PARTY RAIDOLOGIST, TURNS OUT TOBE SOME SORT OF TWISTED

SOCIOPATH.

>> MILTON WOLF ISSUED ASTATEMENT SUNDAY ADMITTING HE

MADE INSENSITIVE COMMENTS AFTERPOSTING SOME GRUESOME X-RAY

IMAGES OF GUNSHOT VICTIMS OF HISFACEBOOK PAGE.

[LAUGHTER]

>> Jon: PAT ROBERTS, YOU ARE ONELUCKY SON OF A BITCH.

>> WOLF WROTE THAT AN X-RAY OFMAN DECAPITATED BY GUNFIRE

RESEMBLED A WOUND ALIEN IN A"TERMINATOR" FILM.

>> Jon: THAT'S [BLEEPED]OUTRAGEOUS.

FORGET ABOUT INSENSITIVITY.

HOW DO YOU ELECT A GUY WHOTHINKS TERMINATORS ARE ALIENS?

THEY'RE NOT.

THEY'RE TIME-TRAVELING CYBORGS.

THEY WERE MADE ON EARTH IN OURFUTURE.

DID YOU EVEN SEE THE [BLEEPED]MOVIE?

THAT IS DISQUALIFYING.

[APPLAUSE]I'M SORRY.

THANKFULLY IN A VICTORY FORNERDS EVERYWHERE, SENATOR

ROBERTS DEFEATED MR. "I CAN'T BEBOTHERED WITH THE DETAILS OF

CINEMA'S GREATEST ALTERNATEFUTURE SCI-FI THRILLER SERIES."

FROM THE PRIMARIES, WE MOVE ONTO THE GENERAL ELECTION,

AND ONE OF THIS YEAR'S CLOSESTWATCHED SENATE RACES.

IN KENTUCKY, NAMED FOR ITSLUBE-STREWN HILLS AND MOUNTAINS,

AND WHERE 134-YEAR-OLD POLITICALTRADITION CONTINUES.

>> 15,000 POLITICAL ACTIVISTS,CANDIDATES AND VOTERS, IN WHAT

IS T MOST UNFORGETTABLECAMPAIGN SPECTACLE KENTUCKY

HAS TO OFFER, THE ANNUAL FANCYFARM PICNIC IS UNDER WAY.

>> Jon: FANCY FARM PICNIC,THEY DON'T SERVE FANCY FEAST AT

THIS FARM, DO THEY?

BECAUSE NOT THEY WOULDN'T LOVETO SEE MITCH McCONNELL EATING

CAT FOOD FROM A CRYSTAL BOWL,HASHTAG "CAT-CONNELLING," NOT

SURE THAT'S GOING TO CATCH ON.

THE FANCY FARM IS A RAMBUNCIOUSAFFAIR WHERE CANDIDATES ARE

ENCOURAGED TO ROAST EACH OTHERFROM THE PODIUM.

LET'S HEAR FROM McCONNELL'SCHALLENGER, KENTUCKY SECREATARY

OF STATE, ALISON LUNDERGRANGRIMES.

>> WHEN YOU FINALLY SEE SENATORMcCONNELL ON THE SAME STAGE,

YOU REALIZE ONLY ONE OF USBELIEVES WOMEN DESERVE EQUAL PAY

FOR EQUAL WORK.

IF MITCH McCONNELL WERE A TVSHOW, HE'D BE "MAD MEN,"

TREATING WOMEN UNFAIRLY, STUCKIN 1968 AND ENDING THIS SEASON.

>> Jon: AND ALWAYS BUMPING OUTTO END CREDIT WITH AN IRONICALLY

UPBEAT SONG, AND THEN PREVIEWINGNEXT WEEK THE TELLS YOU NOTHING

AND MITCH McCONNELL WOULD AIRSUNDAYS AT 10:00 ON AMC, BUT NOT

NOW BECAUSE THEY'RE ON AMID-SEASON HIATUS, WHICH IS

SOMETHING AMC DOES LIKE WITH"BREAKING BAD."

ANYWAY, MY POINT IS THIS: MITCHMcCONNELL IS SIMILAR TO THAT

SHOW.[LAUGHTER]

BUT IT WASN'T GRIMES MATERIALTHAT I LIKED, EVEN THOUGH I DID

LIKE IT, IT WAS SENATORMcCONNELL'S REACTIONS TO HER

MATERIAL.

>> IT'S NOT EASY BEING MITCHMcCONNELL.

AFTER THREE DECADES INWASHINGTON, YOU'VE JUST GIVEN

UP.

I INTEND TO HOLD YOUACCOUNTABLE, AND I DON'T NEED

HOUND DOGS TO TRACK YOU DOWN.

THANK YOU.

>> Jon: HE DOESN'T EVEN MOVE.

NOT, NOT A SINGLE TWITCH,NOTHING.

EITHER MITCH McCONNELL HAS,THROUGH YEARS LONG PRACTICE OF

CONTROLLED BREATHING AND ZENMEDITATION ACHIEVED A DEEP,

METABOLISM SLOWING TRANSSTATE ORTHAT MAN IS DEAD INSIDE.

BROTHER, SHE'S RIPPING YOU TOSHREDS.

BLINK.

HIS REACTIONS ARE SOINSCRUTABLE, YOU COULD USE THEM

FOR ANYTHING.

>> WHAT'S IN THE BOX.

WHAT'S IN THE BOX?

OH, GOD.

>> Jon: OR...

>> HEY, EVERYBODY, WE'RE ALLGOING TO GET LAID!

>> Jon: OR, I SURE WOULD LIKETHE HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS.

[LAUGHTER]FOLLOWING A GOLF MATCH.

YEP.

WELL, WE'VE HEARD GRIMES THROWDOWN.

YOUR MOVE, McCONNELL.

>> OBAMA WOULDN'T GO DOWN TO THEBORDER.

HE SAID HE DIDN'T LIKE PHOTOOPS.

HE'S TAKEN MORE SELFIES THANFLAT STANLEY.

>> Jon: FLAT STANLEY DOESN'TTAKE SELFIES.

FLAT STANLEY IS A PIECE OFPAPER.

[LAUGHTER]MR. STANLEY ASKS SECOND PARTIES

TO TAKE THOSE PHOTOS ON HISBEHALF.

THEY'RE NOT SELFIES.

WHAT THE [BLEEPED] IS WITH YOUGUYS.

THANK GOD KENTUCKY'S OTHERSENATOR RABID PAUL STOPPED BY TO

RESTORE SOME DIGNITY TO THEPROCEEDINGS.

>> THERE ONCE WAS A WOMAN FROMKENTUCKY...

[LAUGHTER]

>> Jon: IF YOU SAY WHOSE[BLEEPED] WAS SO LONG SHE COULD

SUCKY, I-I WILL MAKE YOU THE NEWPRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.

>> THERE ONCE WAS A WOMAN FROMKENTUCKY, WHO THOUGHT IN

POLITICS SHE'D BE LUCKY.

SO SHE FLEW TO L.A. FOR AHOLLYWOOD BASH.

SHE CAME HOME IN A FLASH WITHBUCKETS OF CASH.

ONE THING THAT WE KNOW IS TRUE,ONE THING WE KNOW IS GUARANTEED,

SHE'D CAST HER FIRST VOTE FORHARRY REID.

>> Jon: THERE ONCE WAS A MANNAMED RAND PAUL.

HIS LIMERICK SKILLS SUCKED MYBALLS.

HIS COIF WAS SO CURLY, HIS PROSEMADE ME SURLY --

BALLS, BALLS, BALLS, BALLS.

HEY, I WONDER HOW SENATORMcCONNELL LIKED MY POEM.

[LAUGHTER]

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]>> Jon: WELCOME BACK.

WELCOME BACK TO THE PROGRAM.

MY GUEST TONIGHT, THEY'RECELEBRATING THEIR 20th

ANNIVERSARY WITH A NEW ALBUMCALLED "A BETTER TOMORROW."

IT'S DUE OUT IN NOVEMBER.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WU-TANGCLAN.

WU-TANG CLAN.

HEY, EVERYBODY.

EVERYBODY.

>> YEAH.

>> FIRST OF ALL, LET ME SAYTHIS, IT IS AN HONOR TO HAVE ALL

OF YOU TOGETHER AGAIN.

THIS IS HISTORIC.

AND I TRULY APPRECIATE IT.

MUCH RESPECT TO ALL OF YOU FORBEING HERE.

LET'S JUST GET A QUICK INTRODOWN THE LINE WE'LL START WITH

GHOST. AND WORK OUR WAY DOWN.

>> GHOST FACE KILLAHSTATEN ISLAND, NEW YORK.

>> THE RZA RECTOR BOBBY DIGITAL, BONK, BONK.

>> INSPECTAH DECK, AKA MANIFESTOWAZ GOOD?

>> THE CHEF RAEKWONSALUTE

CAPPA DON KILLAH HILL.

>> IT'S METHOD MAN UP IN HEREYOU KNOW.

YEAH, YEAH, YOU BIG, YOU G-O-D.CHILLEN AND MAINTAINING WHATS UPYALL

>> YO, YO, IT'S THE GZA.

>> EAST NEW YORK, BROOKLYN.

>> JORDAN KLEPPER, KALAMAZOO,MICHIGAN.

>> Jon: I'M SORRY.

I'M SORRY I GOT ALL THOSE.

BUT THAT LAST ONE ACTUALLY IDIDN'T.

>> JORDAN KLEPPER ZA, KALAMAZOO.

>> Jon: YOU'RE IN THE-YOU'RE IN WU-TANG?

>> JON, YEAH.

♪ I BOMB ATOMICALLY SOCRATESPHILOSOPHIES AND HYPOTHESES

CANT DEFINE HOW I BE DROPPINGTHESE MOCKERIES

LYRICALLY PERFORM ARMEDROBBERIES

FLEE WITH THE LOTTERY, POSSIBLYTHEY SPOTTED ME, JON

C'MON

>> Jon: THAT MAY BE THE WORSTTHING I EVER HEARD.

YOU GOT TO GO.

>> NO WU-TANG FOREVER?

>> Jon: NO. YOU GOT TO GOTHATS THE END OF IT

TRIUMPH. TRUMPH!THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL.

ALL RIGHT.

LET ME ASK YOU THIS: SO SIMONAND GARFUNKEL COULDN'T HOLD TWO

GUYS TOGETHER.

HOW DID NINE- HOW DID THISHAPPEN?

HOW DO WE COME BACK 20 YEARSLATER AND GET EVERYBODY BACK

TOGETHER AGAIN?

>> WELL, I THINK WE ARE ALLSTRIVING FOR A BETTER TOMORROW.

WU-TANG, WE HAVE SOMETHING INCOMMON WITH EACH OTHER, A

BROTHERHOOD, A RESPECT, AND WHENWE SAY "A BETTER TOMORROW,"

WE'RE STRIVING TO MAKE A BETTERTOMORROW FOR OURSELVES, BUT ALSO

TO INSPIRE A BETTER TOMORROW FORTHE WORLD, YO.

>> Jon: HOW DIFFICULT WAS ITTO GATHER EVERYBODY?

WHAT WAS THE BIGGEST CHALLENGE,CREATIVE, BUSINESS OR POLITICAL?

WHAT WAS THE BIGGEST CHALLENGE?

CHEF?

>> Jon: OR WAS CHEF THEBIGGEST CHALLENGE.

>> I WOULD SAY IT'S ALL OF THESETHINGS BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, WE

TRAILBLAZERS IN THE MUSICBUSINESS.

WE BEEN AROUND THE WORLD.

YOU KNOW, WE'RE DOING OUR JOB.

I CONSIDER THIS A SPORT.

SO, YOU KNOW, I THINK IT'SIMPORTANT AS AN ATHLETE OF MUSIC

TO MAKE SURE THAT YOU GOT YOURBUSINESS TOGETHER, MAKE SURE YOU

FEEL HAPPY, WHATEVER YOU WANT TODO, YOU JUST GOT TO FEEL GOOD

ABOUT IT AND KNOW THAT AT THEEND OF THE DAY YOU GOT YOUR I'S

DOTTED, YOUR T'S CROSSED INBUSINESS

BECAUSE WE HAVE FAMILIES.

WE GO OUT AND WORK FOR OURFAMILIES.

>> Jon: RIGHT.

>> MY THING IS IF I'M NOT GOINGTO SEE MY CHILDREN AND I'M OUT

HERE DOING A JOB, I THINK IT'SIMPORTANT FOR ME TO GO OUT THERE

AND DO WHAT I SAY I'M GOING TODO, GET BACK HOME TO THEM AND

HIT UP DISNEYLAND.

>> Jon: RIGHT. EXACTLY.

BE SANTA CLAUS.

NOW, GHOST, I WAS WORRIED THATWE WEREN'T GOING TO HAVE GHOST,

CAME IN A LITTLE LATE.

YOU'RE THE HEART.

YOU'RE AN EMOTIONAL GUY.

YOU BRING IT FROM THE HEART.

DID YOU HAVE RESERVATIONS ABOUTCOMING BACK AND LAYING DOWN

THINGS?

>> I MEAN, THIS IS MY LIFE RIGHTHERE.

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

SO THIS IS MY BROTHER IN LAW

SO WE BEEN TIGHT EVER SINCE DAYONE.

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

SO AS SOON AS HE SAID, WE COMINGBACK TO DO "A BETTER TOMORROW,"

I'M ALWAYS WITH IT.

EVEN THOUGH SOMETIMES YOU GOTYOUR LITTLE, YOU KNOW, BECAUSE

I'M ONE THAT LIKES FOREVERYTHING TO BE RIGHT, YOU KNOW

WHAT I MEAN, FROM THE STAGESHOW, TO THE WARDROBES AND

EVERYTHING AND EVERYBODY BE ONPOINT.

IF ONE THING IS OFF, IT THROWSME OFF, BUT FOR THE TEAM, I'LL

TAKE ONE FOR THE TEAM.

AND I'LL CONTINUE. I DON'T GOT APROBLEM WITH THAT.

>> Jon: IT SEEMS LIKE NOMATTER WHAT IS GOING ON IN YOUR

LIVES INDIVIDUALLY, BECAUSEYOU'RE ALL SUCCESSFUL ON AN

INDIVIDUAL BASIS, WHICH I DON'TTHINK HAS EVER HAPPENED BEFORE

WHERE YOU GET A GROUP LIKE THISWHERE YOU HAVE ALL THESE

INDIVIDUAL PROJECTS, THEN AS AGROUP YOU HAVE THAT SUPERSTAR

STATUS.

IS THAT HOW YOU FEEL, METH, WHENTHEY SAY WE'RE FAMILY, WHEN THE

CALL COMES IN, YOU DROP IT ANDYOU COME?

>> ABSOLUTELY. I MEAN...

FROM... I THINK WE'VE BEEN SOBLESSED TO HAVE THE SAME JOB FOR

LIKE THE PAST 20, 21 YEARS, YOUKNOW WHAT I MEAN, AND NOT HURT

NOBODY DOING IT.

AND LIKE SOON AS WE CAMETOGETHER FOR ONE COMMON CAUSE,

WE KNEW THAT WHAT WE WERE DOINGWAS SOMETHING DIFFERENT AND

SOMETHING GREAT AND IT SHOWEDIMPROVEMENT IN THE END.

>> Jon: AND IT'S ALWAYSINTERESTING TO SEE THE WHOLE

GROUP.

I KNOW DIRTY'S ALWAYS ON THEMINDS.

YOU KEEP HIM IN YOUR HEARTS ASYOU GO ALONG.

>>OH WE GOT DIRTY RIGHT HERE

>> Jon: WHAT DO WE GOT?

WHAT DO WE GOT?

OH, YOU KNOW I'M GOING TO SLEEPIN THIS.

ALRIGHT

I MAY HAVE TO PUT THIS ON NOW.

WHEN WE COME BACK, HISTORICPERFORMANCE FROM THE WU-TANG

CLAN.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK AFTER THIS.

[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]>> Jon: WELCOME BACK TO THE

NOW, PERFORMING THEIR NEWSINGLE, "RON O'NEAL."

IT'S GOING TO BE AVAILABLE ONITUNES TONIGHT AT MIDNIGHT,

WELCOME WU-TANG CLAN.

♪ NO MATTER WHAT THE WEATHER

♪ WE BE GETTING THAT CHEDDAR

♪ SO WE CAN HAVE A BETTERTOMORROW

♪ MONEY, CARS, SUPERSTARS,GETTING OURS

♪ WORKING HARD FORA BETTER TOMORROW

♪ COACH PUT ME IN THEGAME

♪ I'M FOR REAL

♪ OTHER PEOPLE'S TRIED TO PUT MEIN THEM CHAINS

♪ WHATEVER THE TOPIC LET'S PUTIT IN THE FRAME

♪ WE CAN EVEN LOAD IT AND COCKIT AND PUT IT IN THEIR BRAIN

♪ I'M SAYING SOME RAPPERS DO ITFOR SHAME

♪ KILLERS NEVER DOIT FOR SOME CHANGE

♪ THEY AIN'T DOING IT THE SAMEI DON'T SLIP, SET A PICK

♪ PUT A SHOOTER IN YOUR LANEPRECISE LIKE A SHOOTER AT THE

RANGE♪ BUT I AIN'T TRYING TO SHOOT IT

♪ WITH YOU RAPPERS I JUST SHOOTIT AT YOUR DAY

♪ YOU NEVER SHOULDHAVE THREW ME IN THE GAME

♪ FOUND A NEW WORD FOR WEED THAT

♪ WAS SO MEAN I THREW IT IN MYNAME

♪ MY SOUL LAYING OUT ON THEBLOCK LIKE ARMS PARYING

♪ THE LORD HATE WARRINGLIKE BLACKS AND CAUCASIANS

♪ CALL FOR SATANI'M LAYING IN THE DARK

♪ WITH THE MASERATI WAITINGLETTING OFF FIRST BASIC

♪ SLIM FROM THE COTTON CLUBWASHING THE SCRUB

♪ DEUCE HIGH WHEN HE CRUISES BYSPOT ON HIS LOVE

♪ HOLD THE MIC LIKE A .38 MUZZLETO SNUB

♪ THIS FLOW CALL IT OJBLOOD ON THE GLOVE

♪ CAPITAL G SPEAKS THE FACTSPLEASE BELIEVE THAT

♪ MEANING THAT I KEEPING WITHTHE STACK

♪ HE'S BACK, HE LAYS A PIECE ONTHE TRACK

♪ THE ONLY TIME I GO SOFT ISPROBABLY WITH YOUR FREAK

♪ IN THE SACKTHE BASE MAKE SHORTY SHAKE

♪ MURDER VERSE FIRST 48MANSLAUGHTER NEARLY QUARTER CASE

♪ I CRACK HEADS BOARD AND BASESTACK BREAD WHEN I ORCHESTRATE

♪ THAT SAID Y'ALL CAN WAITNO MATTER WHAT THE WEATHER

♪ WE'LL BE GETTING THAT CHEDDARSO THAT WE CAN HAVE A BETTER

♪ TOMORROW

♪ MONEY, CARS, SUPERSTARS

♪ GETTING OURS, WORKING HARDFOR A BETTER TOMORROW

♪ I SIP THROUGH A CRAZY STRAWCOME OUT AND SEARCH

♪ BULLETS AND THE BOBBY BROWNDRAW

♪ BACK IN THE FALLSTEAMING THE NEW PORT

♪ THE CHARGESFEW STAIRCASE MURDERS

♪ DON'T PLAY 'EM RIGHTGUNS THAT KICK AROUND THE WALL

♪ YOU BETTER STAND TIGHTAKS, ROUNDED LOBBYS

♪ BULLETPROOF PJSFRONT LIKE DJS

♪ SEE INSIDE AND TRY ANDVIEW ON INSTANT REPLAY

♪ ANY SECTION OF THE HOODI PULL THE CARDS

♪ NO MATTER WHAT THE WEATHERWE'LL BE GETTING THAT CHEDDAR

♪ SO THAT WE CAN HAVE A BETTERTOMORROW

♪ MONEY, CARS, SUPERSTARSGETTING OURS

♪ WORKING HARD, FOR BETTERTOMORROW

♪ WITH A LOUD RETREATSO YOU BETTER ASSUME DEATH

♪ RATHER THAN ADMITTING DEFEATWITH A LOUD RETREAT

♪ SO YOU BETTER ASSUME DEATHRATHER THAN ADMITTING DEFEAT

♪ I USED TO BE SO NARCISSISTICSPIT HALLOWS, WHIPPED SHELLS

♪ QUICKNESSLIVE TO TELL THE TALE

♪ CAUSE ONLY GOD AS MY WITNESSBEEN A LONG TIME

♪ CHANGE WHEN COMES SONI'M OPTIMISTIC

♪ I HOLD THE SEALLIKE RON O'NEAL

♪ SUPERFLY, DO OR DIEKILLAH HILL, BROWNSVILLE

♪ NEVER WIN, NEVER WILLYES I CAN, YES I WILL

♪ GONNA DIEDO YOUR THRILL

♪ MY APPRENTICE SPEAKS WITH AVENGEANCE

♪ SCIENTIST OFF INSIDE THETRENCHES

♪ SHOVE OFF THE BENCHESHIGH-SEAS

♪ NO MATTER WHAT THE WEATHERWE'LL BE GETTING THAT CHEDDAR

♪ SO THAT WE CAN HAVE A BETTERTOMORROW

♪ MONEY, CARS, SUPERSTARS,GETTING OURS

♪ WORKING HARD, FOR A BETTERTOMORROW

♪ WITH A LOUD RETREATSO YOU BETTER PURSUE DEATH

♪ THAN ADMIT DEFEAT

♪ WITH A LOUD RETREATSO YOU BETTER PURSUE DEATH

♪ THAN ADMIT DEFEAT

♪ YOU ALREADY

>> ONE, TWO

>> YEAH

>> YEAH YEAH

>> WU TANG.

>> Jon: WU-TANG CLAN.

THEY'RE ON TOUR NOW.

NEW SINGLE RON O'NEAL AVAILABLEON iTUNES TONIGHT AT MIDNIGHT.

THEY'RE GOING TO PLAY US OUTWITH TRIUMPH.

PLEASE WELCOME ONCE AGAINWU-TANG CLAN.

>> YEAH. YEAH. COME ON. YOUCAN'T STOP. COME ON.

EVERYBODY SAY WU>> TANG.

>> WU>> TANG.

>> WU>> TANG.

>> WU>> TANG.

♪ I BOMB ATOMICALLY. SOPHISTESPHILOSOPHIES AND HIGH PROPHECIES

♪ YET AT THE FINAL I BE DROPPINGTHESE MOCKERIES♪♪

♪ LYRICALLY PERFORM ARMEDROBBERY

♪ FLEE WITH THE LOTTERY,POSSIBLY THEY SPOTTED ME

♪ BATTLE-SCARRED SHOGUN,EXPLOSION WHEN MY PEN HITS

♪ TREMENDOUS, ULTRA-VIOLET SHINEBLIND FORENSICS

♪ I INSPECT YOU, THROUGH THEFUTURE SEE MILLENIUM

♪ KILLA B'S SOLD 50 GOLD 60PLATINUM

♪ SHACKLIN' THE MASSES WITHDRASTIC RAP TACTICS

♪ GRAPHIC DISPLAYS MELT THESTEEL LIKE BLACKSMITHS

♪ BLACK WU JACKETS QUEEN B'SEASE THE GUNS

♪ IN RUMBLE WITH PATROLMEN, TEARGAS LACED THE FUNCTIONHEADS

♪ BY THE SCORE TAKE FLIGHTINCITE A WARCHICKS

♪ HIT THE FLOOR, DIEHARD FANSDEMAND MORE

♪ BEHOLD THE BOLD SOLDIER,CONTROL THE GLOBE

♪ SLOWLY PROCEEDS TO BLOWSWINGIN' SWORDS LIKE SHINOBI

♪ STOMP GROUNDS AND POUNDFOOTPRINTS IN SOLID ROCK

♪ WU GOT IT LOCKED, PERFORMIN'LIVE ON YOUR HOTTEST BLOCK

>> ♪ AS THE WORLD TURNS, ISPREAD LIKE GERMS

♪ BLESS THE GLOBE WITH THEPESTILENCE

♪ THE HARD-HEADED NEVER LEARN♪ IT'S MY TESTAMENT TO THOSE

BURNED♪ PLAY MY POSITION IN THE GAME

OF LIFE♪ STANDIN' FIRM ON FOREIGN LAND,

JUMP THE GUN OUT THE FRYIN' PAN♪ INTO THE FIRE TRANSFORM INTO

THE GHOST RIDER♪ A SIX-PACK AND A STREETCAR

NAMED DESIRE♪ WHO GOT MY BACK IN THE LINE OF

FIRE HOLDIN' BACK, WHAT?

♪ MY PEOPLES IF YOU WITH MEWHERE THE [BLEEPED] YOU AT?

♪ [BLEEPED] IS STRAPPED, ANDTHEY TRYIN' TO TWIST MY BEER CAP

♪ IT'S COURT ADJOURNED, FOR THEBAD SEED FROM BAD SPERM

♪ HERB GOT MY WIG FRIED LIKE ABAD PERM

♪ WHAT THE BLOOD CLOT, WE SMOKEPOT AND BLOW

♪ YOU WANNA THINK TWICE, I THINKNOT

♪ THE IRON LUNG AIN'T GOT TATELL YOU WHERE IT'S COMING FROM

♪ GUNS OF NAVARONE, TEARING UPYOUR BATTLE ZONE

♪ RIP THROUGH YOUR SLUMS>> ♪ I TWIST DARTS FROM THE

HEART, TRIED AND TRUE♪ LOOP MY VOICE ON THE LP,

MARTINI ON THE SLANG♪ ROCKS CERTIFIED CHATTERBOX,

VOCABULARY 'DONNA TALK IN♪ TELL YOUR STORY, WALK IN

TAKE COVER KID, WHAT?

♪ RUN FOR YOUR BROTHER, KIDRUN FOR YOUR TEAM

♪ AND YOUR SIX CAMP RHYMEGROUPIES

♪ SO I CAN SQUEEZE WITH THEADVNTAGE AND GET WASTED

♪ MY DEADLY NOTES REIGNS SUPREME♪ YOUR FORT IS BASIC COMPARED TO

MINE♪ DOMINO EFFECT, ARTS AND CRAFTS

PARAGRAPHS CONTAIN CYANIDE♪ TAKE A FREE RIDE ON MY DART

I GOT THE FASHION CATALOGUESFOR ALL Y'ALL

♪ TO ALL PRAISE TO THE GODS>> ♪ THE SAGA CONTINUES

WU-TANG, WU-TANG>> ♪ OLYMPIC TORCH FLAMING, WE

BURN SO SWEET♪ THE THRILL OF VICTORY, THE

AGONY, DEFEAT♪ WE CRUSH SLOW, FLAMIN'...

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