April 29, 2010 - Michael Caine

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John Oliver forgets to turn off his mic, and Michael Caine discusses Great Britain's elections.

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>> Jon: BOOM!

WELCOME TO THE SHOW, EVERYBODY.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

WELCOME TO THE SHOW, EVERYBODY.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

THANK YOU FOR JOINING ME.

HERE YOU GO, BRO.

5-0 BABY.

I'M JON STEWART.

TONIGHT LEGENDARY ACTOR SIR MICHAEL CAINE WILL SIT DOWN FOR AN INTERVIEW WITH A, DAME JON STEWART.

JON, JON.

MAJOR ELECTION IS A WEEK AWAY IN SIR MICHAEL'S COUNTRY OF GREAT BRITAIN.

WE'LL GET TO THE COMPLETE AND TOTAL COVERAGE.

♪♪ WELL, THE DOOR ACTUALLY OPENED.

SO GLAD WE WENT IN THROUGH THE FRONT.

[ LAUGHTER ]

LAST WEEK WE CONFIDENT THE CANDIDATES FIRST EVER AMERICAN STYLE DEBATE BETWEEN LABOR PRIME

MINISTER GORDAN BROWN AND CANDIDATES.

IN THE SECOND DEBATE THE CANDIDATES CAME OUT SWINGING.

>> WITH YOU NOW WITHDRAW?

WILL YOU WITHDRAW THE LEAFLETS THAT ARE GOING OUT ROUND THE COUNTRY?

>> Jon: OH, (bleep).

[ LAUGHTER ]

I HOPE I AVOIDED THE BLEEP ON THAT.

I CAN'T BELIEVE CAMERON WENT TO THE LEAFLETS.

I BET THEY ACCUSED CAMERON OF SOMETHING TERRIBLE LIKE SELLING OUT BRITISH INTEREST TO THE EU

OR PALLING AROUND WITH IRA TERRORISTS LIKE BILL O'AYERS.

THIS IS GOING TO BE GREAT.

>> WILL YOU WITHDRAW THE LEAFLETS GOING OUT SAYING THE CONSERVATIVES WOULD TAKE AWAY

THINGS LIKE THE FREE BUS PASS?

[LAUGHTER]

>> Jon: THERE'S A DEBATE OVER WHO CONTROLS ENGLAND COMES DOWN

TO THE EXPLOSIVE FREE BUS PASS ISSUE.

[ LAUGHTER ]

YOU KNOW, YOU ALL USED TO RULE THE SUBCONTINENT.

YOU DO KNOW THAT, RIGHT?

THE HEIRS OF CHURCHILL ARE FIGHTING OVER THE 70P FARE FROM FROM -- NEVER IN THE HISTORY OF

TRAVEL HAVE SO MANY PAID SO LITTLE TO TRAVEL SO FAR.

AS MY CHURCHILL SOUNDS LIKE KENNEDY.

[ LAUGHTER ]

BUT -- I DON'T KNOW WHY.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

OF THE -- MR. GORBACHEV TEAR DOWN THAT BUS PASS.

[LAUGHTER]

I DID NOT HAVE SEX WITH THAT BUS PASS.

[LAUGHTER]

BUS LEWINSKY.

[ LAUGHTER ]

I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING.

THE STORY OF FIRST DEBATE WAS THE RISE OF LIB-DEM NICK KLEG AND THE CORRESPONDING FALL OF

LABOR'S GORDON BROWN.

THE BIG QUESTION IN DEBATE NUMBER TWO WOULD THE PRIME MINISTER RECOVER?

>> DAVID YOU ARE A RISK TO THE ECONOMY.

NICK YOU ARE A RISK BECAUSE OF WHAT YOU ARE SAYING ON IRAN AND NUCLEAR SECURITY.

NICK WOULD YOU LEAVE US WEAK.

DAVID YOU WOULD LEAVE US ISOLATED IN EUROPE.

>> Jon: DAVID YOU ARE BANGERS HAVE NO MASH AND YOUR DICKS BOTH SPOTTED.

ALL RIGHT.

LET'S MOVE ON.

[ LAUGHTER ]

YES, GORDON BROWN HAS REBROWNED AFTER THE SECOND DEBATE.

HE LOOKED TO KEEP THAT MOMENTUM GOING WITH A LITTLE WALKING TOUR AROUND LABOR'S STRONGHOLD.

HELLO, NICE TO SIGH.

LOVELY.

HELLO, HERE IS THE LOVELY LADY LET'S HAVE A CHAT, SHALL WE?

>> I'M THINKING ABOUT MY GRANDCHILDREN.

>> WHAT WILL SWRE TO PAY TO GET INTO THE UNIVERSITY?

YONCH WHAT AN UNASSUMING AND LOVELY FRUMPY OLD ENGLISH WOMAN WORRIED ABOUT THE EDUCATION OF

OUR GRANDCHILDREN.

IT'S SO WONDERFUL.

NOW, GO ON.

FAVOR US WITH YOUR IMPROBABLE YET ASTONISHINGLY LOVELY SINGING VOICE.

♪ I DREAMED A DREAM IN TIME GONE BY ♪ ♪ WHEN HOPE WAS HIGH AND LIFE

WORTH LIVING ♪

>> Jon: I'M BLOODY NAKED.

YOU'VE BLOWN ME AWAY.

BRITTENAN -- BRITAIN DOES HAVE TALENT.

DURING THEIR BRIEF CONVERSATION THEY TOUCHED ON NATIONAL DEBT,

BRITISH HEALTH SERVICES,

PENSION, AND SOME OF THE CONCERNS OVER THE IMMIGRANTS INFLUX DUE TO BORDER POLICY.

PRIME MINISTER HERE, YOUR MICROPHONE IS STILL ON.

I PROBABLY SHOULD TELL YOU.

>> SHOULD NEVER HAVE PUT BE THAT WOMAN.

SHE'S A BIGOTED WOMAN THAT AOUSZED TO BE -- USED TO BE LABOR -- BRB AUDIENCE RERACKETS]

>> Jon: THAT'S GOING TO LEAVE A MARK.

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> VERY DAMAGING.

P.R. DISASTER.

>> VERBAL FAUX PAS.

>> THE INCIDENT NAMED TERMED BIGOT-GATE.

>> Jon: WAIT, WHAT?

YOU CAN'T ADD GATE TO THE END OF A SCANDAL?

THAT'S OUR ABUSE OF POWER.

YOU CAN'T THROW GATE AROUND.

YOU DON'T OWN THAT.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

WE DON'T HAVE TEA PARTIES -- OH!

PLAINTIFF LAUGH -- OH!

[LAUGHTER]

THIS IS BAD FOR BROWN BUT IT'S NOT FATAL.

I'M SURE THERE'S A GREAT SHOT AT THIS WOMAN SHE'S A FORMER LABOR

SUPPORTER EXPLAINING THE COMMENTS WERE NOT MEANT WITH DISRESPECT.

>> BROWN WAS WALKING AROUND, HE HAS THE MICROPHONE ON.

>> WHEN HE GOT INTO THE CAR.

>> YOU MIGHT NOT LIKE.

THIS HE SAID WHAT A DISASTER WHO GOT ME TO TALK TO THAT WOMAN.

SHE'S A BIGOT.

OR WORDS TO THAT EFFECT.

WE WANT TO KNOW YOUR RESPONSE?

>> YOU'RE JOKING.

>> Jon: CONGRATULATIONS,

TKPW-RDON BROWN.

YOU'VE BROKEN THE HEART OF SWEETEST OLD LADY IN ENGLAND.

HERE IS HOW CUTE SHE IS.

I WANT A HUMMEL OF HER FOR MY CURIO CABINET.

PERHAPS I HAD CLEARLY BRILLIANT HANDLERS COULD HAVE HIM GO ON A RADIO APOLOGY TOUR AND FILM IT

SO EVERYONE COULD SEE HOW HIS CONFIDENCE WAS NOT BETRAYED BY BODY LANGUAGE.

>> LET'S PLAY THE TAPE.

LET'S SEE IF WE CAN HEAR IT.

>> YOU SHOULD HAVE NEVER PUT ME WITH THAT WOMAN.

WHOSE IDEA WAS THAT.

>> Jon: SOMEBODY HAS JUST HANDED --

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

-- SOMEBODY HAS JUST HANDED ME THE TAPE.

IT'S LIKE A CRASH TEST DUMMY.

LET'S WATCH IT AGAIN IN DAILY SHOW SOLO-VISION.

YOU CAN SEE THE -- SOUL-O-VISION.

YOU CAN SEE THE MOMENT WHEN HIS POLITICAL CAREER LEAVES HIS BODY.

INCREDIBLE.

FOR ANALYSIS OF THIS SHOCK TURN OF EVENTS WE TURN TO SENIOR BRITISH CORRESPONDENT JOHN OLIVER.

THANKS FOR JOINING US.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

WHAT DOES AN INCIDENT LIKE THIS JUST HAPPENED IN THE PAST FEW DAYS, WHAT ZIT DO TO THE PRIME

MINISTER GORDON BROWN?

>> WE HAVE A PHRASE UNTIL ENGLAND, A POPLARRIZED BY COM WELL DCROMWELL THAT GOES LIKE

THIS HE IS (bleep) (bleep).

>> Jon: IS THAT WHERE WE GOT THE EXPRESSION?

>> YES.

>> Jon: IT'S SO UNFORTUNATE.

IT'S KRAEZY.

>> IT'S DEEPLY UNLUCKY, JON.

>> Jon: YOU MEAN YOU FORGOT TO TURN OFF HIS MICROPHONE.

>> HE WAS UNLUCKY LABELING A WOMAN AS A BIGOT SO CLEARLY NOT ONE.

DID YOU SEE HER FACE?

I DON'T GENERALLY FIND EMOTIONAL PAIN TANGIBLE.

>> Jon: WHEN YOU SAW HER FIND OUT HE CALLED HER A BIGOT YOU WATCHED HER BRUCE YOUR EYES.

>> YOU NEED A BAND AID IN OUR SOULS.

IT'S NOT LIKE WE IN ENGLAND DON'T HAVE OLD LADY BIG I DON'TS, -- BIGOTS, JON.

WE'VE GOT THEM.

I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT THE RUN OF THE MILL PARTY THE PAKISTANIS ARE PUTTING THROUGH THE LETTER

BOX WE'RE PREJUDICED AGAINST OTHER EUROPEANS, WHITE PEOPLE,

JON.

WHITE PEOPLE.

THERE'S A NASTY OLD CRONE WHO THINKS HOLLANDAISE SAUCE IS TOO ETHNIC.

THEY WON'T LET HER DAUGHTER DATE NORMANS, JON.

YOU KNOW WHY?

>> Jon: I DON'T.

>> SHE HAS NOT FORGIVEN WILLIAM THE CONQUEROR YET.

I HAVEN'T BEGUN TO TOUCH THE CLASS SYSTEM I RAIN INTO MICHAEL CAINE BACKSTAGE.

HE HEAD BUT THED ME IN THE NOSE AND THREW HIS LAUNDRY AT ME.

>> Jon: WHY WOULD HE DO THAT?

>> HE HAS BEEN KNIGHTED, JON.

HE CAN DO WHAT HE WANTS.

IF WE COULD WRAP THIS UP QUICKLY I HAVE TO GO WASH THAT COMPANY BASTARDS NICKERS.

>> Jon: LET ME SAY THIS.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT?

>> I DO THAT TO DO THAT, JON.

HE'S A KNIGHT WHICH MAKES ME TECHNICALLY HIS SQUIRE.

IF YOU EXCUSE ME I HAVE TO GO START SCRUBBING.

>> Jon: I'M SORRY.

IT'S A SHAME WOULD YOU HAVE TO DO THAT NO, NO, NO.

IT'S FINE.

HE WILL BE ABLE.

-- HE WILL BE ALL RIGHT.

FURTHER IN THE ELECTIONS IT'S THE KIND AFTER THIS (bleep).

>> THAT WAS A DISASTER.

I CANNOT WORK ANOTHER DAY WITH THAT SHAVED MONKEY AND THE SMELL.

IT'S LIKE HE BATES EVERY DAY IN STEAL PICKLE JUICE.

>> Jon: JOHN OLIVER, YOUR MICROPHONE IS STILL ON, JOHN.

>> WHAT.

>> Jon: IT'S STILL ON.

>> JOHN OLIVER IS NOT HERE RIGHT NOW BUT PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE AFTER THE SONG.

♪ I DREAMED A DREAM IN TIME GONE BY ♪

>> J

>> Jon: WELCOME BACK,

EVERYBODY.

THE WAR IN AFGHANISTAN, THERE'S BEEN A LOT OF HAND WRINGING ABOUT THE DIFFICULTY OF

REBUILDING A WAR TORN SOCIETY WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY SECOND OFF AN EXTREMIST CONSERVESY OF --

CONSERVECY IN A COUNTRY THAT IS A FEUDAL ECONOMY.

WAAA SPREADING WESTERN CULTURES.

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THE MILITARY HAS ENCAPSULATED THE PROBLEMS IN AFGHANISTAN IN ONE SIMPLE POWER

POINT CHART.

THIS IS THE STRATEGY CHART PRESENTED TO GENERAL STANLEY McKHREUS TAL.

I'M SURPRISED HE IS NOT STATESIDE SIPPING SAN DEGREEA NEXT TO THE MOUNTED HEAD OF

OSAMA BIN LADEN.

LET'S FOLLOW THIS SIMPLE PATH TO VICTORY, SHALL WE?

START THERE AT THE COALITION CAPACITY PRIORITIES THERE.

GO TO THE COALITION OPS ADVISORY AID.

GO TO THE OVERALL GOVERNMENT GASITY AND WORK DOWN -- IT'S THE SELL RIFF MESSAGE QUALITY VERSUS

THER IS RECEIVE DOCTOR PERCEIVED DAMAGE AND TAKE IT TO THE PERCEPTION OF COALITION INTENT

AND COMMITMENT.

OF COURSE, AFTERNOON APPLICATION OF THE GOVERNMENT VERSUS INSURGENCY IS GOING TO MAKE A

DIFFERENCE AND USE OF DAMAGE BY THE INSURGENCY AND THE ABILITY TO RECONCILE, PERCEIVED SECURITY.

EXPECTATIONS AND THEN OF COURSE THE SERVICES FOR THE ECONOMY IS GOING TO BE -- OBVIOUSLY AN

ISSUE FOR PEOPLE LEGITIMATE OTHER PRODUCTION AND SERVICES NOT -- AS OF COURSE, POPULAR SUPPORT.

THAT'S WHY WE ARE -- OH, NO!

OH, NO!

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

MY BAD.

I'M SORRY.

I PROBABLY SHOULDN'T HAVE TOUCHED THE GRAPH.

[ LAUGHTER ]

IT'S WORTH NOTING THAT WHEN THE GENERAL SAW THE CHART HE JOKED WHEN WE UNDERSTAND THAT SHROEUD

SHROEUD, -- SLIDE WE'LL HAVE WON THE ARREST WAR.

YES, EITHER THAN OR WE'LL KNOW HOW TO BUILD A THERAMIN.

YOU'LL USE THAT TO WIN OVER THE INSURGENTS.

WRONG CROWD?

NOT A RUSSIAN CONSERVATORY CROWD NOW WE CAN SEE THE USELESS GRAPHIC PRESENTATIONS BUT YOU

CAN'T DENY THE USE BY SOME OF HISTORIES GREATEST WARRIORS.

>> I WANT TO YOU REMEMBER THAT NO BASTARD EVER WON A WAR BY DYING FOR HIS COUNTRY.

HE WON IT MAY MAKING THE OTHER POOR DUMB BASTARD DIE FOR HIS COUNTRY.

>> A SMALL ONE MAN FIGHTER SHOULD BE ABLE TO PENETRATE THE OUTER DEFENSE.

THE EMPIRE DOESN'T CONSIDER A ONE MAN FIGHTER TO BE A THREAT OR THEY WOULD HAVE A TIGHTER DEFENSE.

>> ALL THIS STUFF YOU HEARD ABOUT AMERICA NOT WANTING TO FIGHT, WANTING TO STAY OUT OF

WAR SAY HORSE DUNG.

>> THEY MAY TAKE OUR LIVES BUT THEY'LL NEVER TAKE OUR FREEDOM!||||

>> Jon: WELCOME BACK.

MY GUEST TONIGHT THE LEDGE TKPWEPBD -- LEGEND AND ACADEMY AWARD WINNING ACTOR.

HIS LATEST FILM IS "HARRY BROWN."

>> TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED IN THE SUBWAY.

HE'S A MATE.

YOUR MATE IS MURDERED.

SO WHAT HAPPENED, SON?

>> HE CHANGED IT.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

[SOBBING]

>> TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED TO LEONARD.

>> (bleep) OFF.

>> Jon: PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW MICHAEL CAINE.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

>> Jon: NICE TO SEE YOU, MY FRIEND.

>> NICE TO SEE YOU, JON.

>> Jon: I HAVE TO TELL YOU THIS MOVIE "MARRY BROWN" A

GENTLEMAN LIVING IN A DIFFICULT CRIME RIDDEN AREA.

IN THE 70s IN THIS COUNTRY WE HAD A SERIES OF THESE MOVIES LIKE THE CHARLES BRONSON SORT

OF -- THEY WERE SO GREAT AND THEN THEY DISAPPEARED.

THEY WERE THESE GREAT WISHFUL FILM OF FANTASIES OF PEOPLE WHO FELT DEPRESSED.

IS THIS THE NEW WAVE NOW?

ARE YOU THE NEW BRONSON.

>> NO.

>> Jon: DID YOU KNOW BRONSON?

>> I DID KNOW CHARLIE.

WHEN HE DID DEATH WISH HE DID IT AS THOUGH HE ENJOYED IT.

THIS MOVIE IS ABOUT AN OLD MAN LIVING ON WHAT WE CALL AN HE ESTATE YOU CALL THE PROJECTS.

THEY KILLED HIS BEST FRIEND AND HE'S AN OLD MARINE WHICH MEANS HE KNOWS HOW TO DO STUFF BUT HE

DOESN'T REALLY WANT TO DO IT.

[ LAUGHTER ]

HE LOSES HIS TEMPER --

[LAUGHTER]

>> Jon: I THINK THAT WAS VERY APPARENT IN THE CLIP.

>> DON'T FOOL AROUND WITH ME,

I'M TELLING YOU.

[ LAUGHTER ]

IT'S A WHOLE DIFFERENT TAKE.

ACTUALLY THOSE MOVIES, THE DEATH WISH MOVIES THEY SORT OF CELEBRATED VIOLENCE.

>> Jon: THERE WAS AN AIR OF LIKE THEY TOOK HIS FAMILY AND NOW HE WAS THE ONLY ONE LEFT TO

GAIN REVENGE.

>> WE'RE NOT LIKE THAT BECAUSE --

[LAUGHTER]

I CAN'T DO THAT VOICE ANY WAY.

[ LAUGHTER ]

WE ARE MORE LIKE THE POLICEMEN SAYING -- HE SAID THERE'S FOUR OF THEM DEAD AND THEY SAY HARRY BROWN.

HE SAID WAIT A MINUTE, THIS GUY IS AN OLD AGE MAN DYING OF EMPHYSEMA.

NO ONE BELIEVES IT.

WHAT THE MOVIE IS ABOUT IS AN INNOCENT OLD PERSON WHO BECAUSE OF VIOLENCE IS DRIVEN TO

VIOLENCE HIMSELF.

IT'S -- YOU REMEMBER THE MOVIE "CLOCKWORK ORANGE."

>> Jon: SURE.

>> I WAS GOING TO CALL THIS MOVIE "THE CLOCKWORK ORANGE IS HERE."

IT'S NOT THE FUTURE ANYMORE.

YOU KNOW?

>> Jon: YOU GREW UP ACTUALLY IN THE ESTATES.

>> IF YOU SEE THE FILM, AND I HOPE YOU WILL.

IT'S ON THE PROJECTS.

>> Jon: YOU SHOULD SEE IT.

IT'S GREAT.

HE IS UNBELIEVABLE IN IT.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

>> THANK YOU, JON.

YEAH, BUT NO IN THE ACTUAL PROJECTS YOU SEE IN THE BLOCKS OF APARTMENTS ON THE SIDE THERE

ON THE WALL AT THE ENTRANCE THERE'S A MURAL ME ON IT BECAUSE I CAME FROM THERE.

ACTUALLY THERE.

I USED TO -- WE HAD THESE REAL GANGS IN THE MOVIE.

I USED TO SIT THERE.

WE WERE OUT THERE ALL NIGHT.

I USED TO SIT THERE TALKING TO ME VERY SCARY.

THEY WOULD SAY WHERE DO YOU COME FROM?

I SAY 500 YARDS OVER THERE.

THEY WOULD GO REALLY?

I WOULD SAY, YEAH.

FROM THEN ON INSTEAD OF TALKING TO ME LIKE AN OLD MAN FROM SOMEWHERE OUT OF SPACE, SOME

MOVIE STAR, THEY TALKED TO ME AS THOUGH I WAS THEM.

I AM THEM, REALLY.

ONE OF THE REASONS I MADE THE MOVIE WAS TO DRAW ATTENTION TO THE FACT THAT IT IS HOW IT IS.

IN ENGLAND IF YOU DON'T GO TO THESE ESTATES YOU DON'T KNOW THEY ARE THERE.

YOU'VE GOT ALL THESE PEOPLE.

I'VE BEEN WATCHING WHAT YOU ARE DOING WITH OUR POLITICAL SYSTEM.

I'VE BEEN WATCHING THE SHOI.

>> Jon: I'VE GOT TO CUT THE FEEDBACK THERE.

I DON'T KNOW WHY WE LET PEOPLE WATCH.

>> I WAS WATCHING ALL THAT.

I'M GOING TO TELL GORDON BROWN ABOUT YOU.

>> Jon: DON'T.

DON'T.

>> TOMORROW HE'S GOING TO HEAR.

>> Jon: I HAVE A FEELING HE WILL BE UNEMPLOYED SOON ANY WAY.

DEVELOP SOME TIME TO COME OVER HERE.

>> HOPEFULLY.

>> Jon: IN ENGLAND HAS HE BOTTOMED OUT.

HAS SUPPORT FOR LABOR JUST --

>> YEAH, YOU KNOW WE HAVE THIS TELEVISION.

TELEVISION THERE'S A PARTY THE LIBERALS.

THEY WERE A JOKE.

>> Jon: THE LIB-DEMS.

>> THE LIB-LEGALS.

-- LIB-DEMS.

HE WAS TREATED IN PARTMENT LIKE A TEA BOY.

[LAUGHTER]

ONCE THEY GOT ON TELEVISION HE WALKED AWAY WITH THE SHOW.

>> Jon:S IF LIKE THE NIXON KENNEDY DEBATE.

GORDON BROWN WAS LIKE I DON'T NEED MAKEUP.

HE STARTED SWEATING AND THE WHOLE THING.

>> AND KENNEDY WASHED THE FLOOR WITH HIM.

PEOPLE HAVE LOOKED AT THE LIB-DEM POLICIES.

>> Jon: THAT'S THE TEA APPOINT.

BOY.

>> MAYBE WE WON'T VOTE FOR HIM.

ANYWAY.

THE WHOLE POLITICAL SITUATION IN BRITAIN IS ABSOLUTELY DIFFERENT

FROM ANYTHING IT'S BEEN IN 100 YEARS FOR ME, AT LEAST AND FOR

BRITISH PEOPLE IT'S FASCINATING.

THE SELECTION NEXT FRIDAY.

>> Jon: -- THE ELECTION IS NEXT FRIDAY.

>> Jon: IT'S SMART.

THEY CONDENSE EVERYTHING FOR SIX WEEKS.

>> YOU DRAG IT ON FOREVER.

>> Jon: THERE'S NO TIME TO GOVERN HERE.

>> IT'S TRUE.

>> Jon: IT'S REALLY STUPID.

THE WAY WE DO IT HAS BECOME SO PERVERSE.

I REALLY LIKE IT.

>> WITH US YOU GO AWAY ON HOLIDAY YOU COME BACK WITH A NEW GOVERNMENT YOU NEVER EVEN KNEW

ABOUT IT.

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> Jon: IT'S ALWAYS JUST AN ABSOLUTELY PLEASURE TO SEE YOU MY FRIEND.

COME BACK AND SEE US AGAIN SOON.

>> WE GET YOU IN ENGLAND.

I WATCH YOU ALL THE TIME IN ENGLAND.

>> Jon: I WILL WATCH MY LANGUAGE.

I DIDN'T KNOW THAT A SIR WAS WATCHING.

>> THERE ARE SEVERAL SEURZ WATCHING||||

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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

>> Jon: THAT'S OUR SHOW.

JOIN US NEXT WEEK AT 11:00.

HERE IT IS YOUR MOMENT OF ZEN.

>> SHOULD MILK NOT FROM A COW BE CALLED MILK.

>> YEAH, SURE, MOTHER'S MILK IS NOT FROM A COW.

WE CALL IT MILK.

>> THEY ARE TAKE BEING SOY MILK,

RICE MILK.

>> WHAT ELSE||

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