January 10, 2011 - Denis Leary

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John Oliver reports on the Arizona shootings in his PJs, and Denis Leary discusses "Suck on This Year."

>> Jon: WELCOME TO "THE DAILY

SHOW" EVERYBODY.

JON STEWART.

THANK YOU FOR JOINING US.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

I WOULD LOVE TO SAY THAT WE'VE

GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU

TONIGHT, UM, NOT SURE THAT'S THE

CASE.

[LAUGHTER]

WE'RE GOING TO HAVE DENIS LEARY

IN THE STUDIO.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

BECAUSE QUITE FRANKLY AFTER

WATCHING THE NEWS ALL WEEKEND

ALL I WANT TO DO IS VISIT WITH

THE OLD FRIEND AND PERHAPS TRADE

INSULTS ABOUT ONE ANOTHER'S

ACTING ABILITY.

[LAUGHTER]

IT'S HARD TO KNOW WHAT TO SAY.

THE EVENTS THIS WEEKEND IN

ARIZONA WEIGH HEAVILY.

SADLY, IT IS A FEELING THAT THIS

COUNTRY HAS EXPERIENCED ALL TOO

OFTEN AND UNFORTUNATELY FOR OUR

SHOW, THE CLOSER THAT WE HAVE

GOTTEN TOWARDS DISCUSSING AND

DEALING WEAPON CURRENT EVENTS IT

HARDER IT BECOMES IN SITUATIONS

WHERE REALITY IS TRULY SAD.

CAN I GIVE YOU -- I CAN GIVE YOU

A TYPICAL COMPILATION OF THE

DAY'S NEWS EXCESSES.

CLEARLY NONE OF OUR

CORRESPONDENTS FEELS LIKE

STANDING AROUND, REPORTING

PRETENDING TO BE IN WASHINGTON.

AT LEAST I DON'T THINK THEY DO.

OLIVER?

>> YOU ARE RIGHT, JON.

NO ONE WANTS TO DO THIS.

NO ONE.

NO ONE WANTS TO DO THIS SO CAN I

GO?

[LAUGHTER]

>> Jon: BEFORE YOU GO, IS

THERE A REASON YOU ARE IN -- PAN

PAN -- PANDA PA JUDGEAS?

-- PA JUDGEAS.

>> THERE A REASON YOU'RE NOT,

JON.

I'LL TELL YOU WHY I'M IN MY

PANDA PJ'S.

I'M IN MY CHILDHOOD BEDROOM,

JON, WHERE I'M ROCK BACK AND

FORTH WONDERING WHY THE COUNTRY

I'VE COME TO LOVE SO MUCH

FINDING ITSELF STRUGGLING WITH

THE TERRIBLY VIOLENT TRAGEDY.

>> Jon: WELL, THAT CERTAINLY

EXPLAINS WHY YOU ARE IN

WASHINGTON.

I STILL CAN'T REALLY UNDERSTAND

WHY IT EXPLAINS WHY YOU HAVE ON

ADULT PANDA PAJAMAS.

>> THAT'S A STUPID QUESTION,

JON, BECAUSE CHILDREN'S PANDA

PJ'S WOULD LOOK RIDICULOUS ON

ME.

THEY'D BE TOO SMALL.

[ APPLAUSE ]

>> Jon: SO HERE WE ARE AGAIN

STUNNED BY A TRAGEDY.

WE'VE BEEN VISITED BY THIS DEMON

BEFORE.

OUR HEARTS GO OUT TO THOSE

INJURED OR KILLED AND THEIR

LOVED ONES.

HOW DO YOU MAKE SENSE OF THESE

TYPES OF SENSELESS SITUATIONS IS

REALLY THE QUESTION THAT SEEMS

TO BE ON EVERYBODY'S MIND.

I DON'T KNOW THAT THERE'S A WAY

TO MAKE SENSE OF THIS SORT OF

THING.

AS I WATCHED THE POLITICAL

PUNDIT WORLD, MANY ARE

REFLECTING AND GRIEVING AND

TRYING TO FIGURE THINGS OUT.

IT'S TRUE THAT OTHERS ARE

WORKING FEARISHLY -- FEVERISHLY

TO FIND FLAME AND EXONERATE THE

OTHER.

WATCHING THAT IS AS PREDICABLE

AS IT IS DISSPIRITTING.

DID THE TOXIC POLITICAL

ENVIRONMENT CAUSE THIS?

A GRAPHIC IMAGE HERE, AN

ILL-TIMED COMMENT, VIOLENT

RHETORIC, THOSE TYPES OF THINGS.

I HAVE NO (bleep) IDEA.

[LAUGHTER]

YOU KNOW, WE LIVE IN A COMPLEXç

ECOSYSTEM OF INFLUENCES AND

MOTIVATIONS AND I WOULDN'T BLAME

OUR POLITICAL RHETORIC ANY MORE

THAN I WOULD BLAME HEAVY METAL

MUSIC FOR COLUMBINE AND THAT IS

COMING FROM SOMEBODY WHO TRULY

HATES OUR POLITICAL ENVIRONMENT.

IT IS TOXIC.

IT IS UNPRODUCTIVE BUT TO SAY

THAT THAT IS WHAT HAS CAUSED

THIS OR THAT THE PEOPLE IN THAT

ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS I DON'T

THINK YOU COULD DO IT.

BOY, WOULD THAT BE NICE.

BOW, IT WOULD BE NICE -- BOY,

WOULD IT BE NICE TO BE ABLE TO

DRAW A STRAIGHT LINE OF

CAUSATION FROM THIS HORROR TO

SOMETHING TANGIBLE BECAUSE THEN

WE COULD CONVINCE OURSELVE, IS

THAT IF WE JUST STOPPED THIS THE

HORRORS WOULD END.

TO HAVE THE FEELING, HOWEVER

FLEETING, THAT THIS TYPE OF

EVENT COULD BE PREVENTED

FOREVER.

IT'S HARD NOT TO FEEL LIKE IT

CAN.

YOU KNOW, YOU CANNOT OUTSMART

CRAZY.

YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT A TROUBLED

MIND WILL GET CAUGHT ON.

-- CRAZY ALWAYS SEEMS TO FIND A

WAY.

TO ALWAYS HAS.

THAT IS NOT TO SUGGEST THAT

RESISTANCE IS FUTURE AISLE.

IT SOUND -- FUTURE -- FUTILE.

THAT SOUNDED DARK.

CRAZY PEOPLE RULE US ALL.

I DON'T THINK IT'S TRUE.

I DO THINK IT'S IMPORTANT TO

WATCH OUR RHETORIC.

I THINK IT'S A WORTHWHILE GOAL

NOT TO CONFLATE OUR POLITICAL

OPPONENTS WITH ENEMIES IF FOR NO

OTHER REASON THAN TO DRAW A

BETTER DISTINCTION BETWEEN THE

MANIFESTOS OF PARANOID MADMEN

AND WHAT PASSES FOR ACCEPTABLE

POLITICAL AND PUNDIT SPEAK.

IT WOULD BE REALLY NICE IF THE

RAMBLES OF -- RAMBLINGS OF CRAZY

PEOPLE DIDN'T IN ANY WAY

RESEMBLE HOW WE ACTUALLY TALK TO

EACH OTHER ON TV.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

LET'S AT LEAST --

[ APPLAUSE ]

LET'S -- LET'S AT LEAST MAKE

TROUBLED INDIVIDUALS EASIER TO

SPOT.

[LAUGHTER]

AND, YOU KNOW, AGAIN -- IT IS TO

SEE GOOD PEOPLE LIKE THIS HURT,

IT IS SO GRIEVOUS AND IT CAUSES

ME SUCH SADNESS BUT I REFUSE TO

GIVE IN TO THAT FEELING OF

DESPAIR.

THERE'S LIGHT IN THIS SITUATION.

I URGE EVERYONE READ UP ABOUT

THOSE WHO WERE HURT AND OR

KILLED IN THIS SHOOTING.

YOU WILL BE COMFORTED BY JUST

HOW MUCH ANONYMOUS GOODNESS

THERE REALLY IS IN THE WORLD.

YOU READ ABOUT THESE PEOPLE AND

YOU REALIZE THAT PEOPLE THAT YOU

DON'T EVEN KNOW, THAT YOU HAVE

NEVER MET, ARE LEADING LIVES OF

REAL DIGNITY AND GOODNESS.

AND YOU HEAR ABOUT CRAZY BUT

IT'S RARER THAN YOU THINK.

I THINK YOU'LL FIND YOURSELF

EVEN MORE IMPRESSED WITH

CONGRESSWOMAN GIFFORDS AND

AMAZED AFTER HOW MUCH LIVING WAS

PACKED IN THE LIVES CUT WAY TOO

SHORT.

AND IF THERE IS REAL SOLACE IN

THIS, I THINK IT'S THAT FOR ALL

THE HYPERBOLE AND HAVE IT --

VITRIOL WHEN THE REALITY OF THAT

RHETORIC, WHEN ACTIONS MATCH THE

WORDS WE HAVEN'T LOST OUR

CAPACITY TO BE HORRIFIED.

PLEASE LET US HOPE WE NEVER DO.

LET US HOPE WE NEVER BECOME NUMB

TO WHAT REAL HORROR, THE REAL

BLOOD OF PATRIOTS LOOKS LIKE÷úÑi

WHEN IT'S SPILLED.

HOPEFULLY IT HELPS US MATCH OUR

RHETORIC WITH REALITY MORE

OFTEN.

THE REALITY OF DANGEROUS

RHETORIC IS, I THINK EVEN THOSE

WHO SPEAK HYPERBOLICALLY ALL OF

THAT WOULD RECOIL AND SAY, WOW,

THAT'S, YOU KNOW -- THAT IS NOT

THE PICTURE OF WHAT WE WERE

DISCUSSING OR TALKING ABOUT.

I HAVE TO REMEMBER THAT THERE'S

A REALITY TO THAT SITUATION THAT

WE CAN'T APPROACH VERBALLY.

BECAUSE SOMEONE OR SOMETHING

WILL SHATTER OUR WORLD AGAIN.

AND WOULDN'T IT BE A SHAME IF WE

DIDN'T TAKE THIS OPPORTUNITY AND

THE LOSS OF THESE INCREDIBLE

PEOPLE AND THE PAIN THAT THEIR

LOVED ONES ARE GOING THROUGH

RIGHT NOW, WOULDN'T IT BE A

SHAME IF WE DIDN'T TAKE THAT

MOMENT TO MAKE SURE THAT THE

WORLD THAT WE ARE CREATING NOW

THAT WILL ULTIMATELY BE

SHATTERED AGAIN BY A MOMENT OF

LUNACY, WOULDN'T IT BE A SHAME

IF THAT WORLD WASN'T BETTER THAN

THE ONE WE PREVIOUSLY LOST?

SO HOW WILL BE PROCESS THIS

TONIGHT?

ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA.

WE'LL COME BACK.

I'LL SHOW A FIELD PIECE ABOUT

SOMETHING INCREDIBLY STUPID AND

SILLY.

DENIS LEARY WILL COME OUT HERE.

HE AND I WILL MOST LIKELY INSULT

EACH OTHER PLAYFULLY.

[LAUGHTER]

AND THEN TOMORROW, YOU KNOW, WE

GO BACK TO TRYING TO DO WHAT WE

NORMALLY DO WHICH IS HIGHLIGHT

ABSURDITY IN A CHEMICAL WAY THAT

IS A CATHARSIS FOR PEOPLE AND

NOT A SADNESS.

THANK YOU FOR LISTENING.

I KNOW IT IS PROBABLY

>> Jon: WELCOME BACK.

I THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE HELPFUL TO

SPEND A LITTLE TIME RIGHT NOW

FOCUSING ON A STORY THAT IS IN

NO WAY IN THE NEWS.

WE'RE GOING TO SHOW YOU A FIELD

PIECE ABOUT OLD PEOPLE HAVING

SEX.

IF THIS DOESN'T DISTRACT YOU, I

DON'T THINK ANYTHING WILL.

IT'S AS NONTIMELY NOW AS IT WAS

TWO YEARS AGO.

>> FLORIDA, EVERY SPRING

THOUSANDS FLOCK HERE FOR THE

PARTIES, BOOZE AND SEX.

THERE'S ONE THING THAT THE

LONG-TIME RESIDENTS HAVE TO SAY

TO THEM: JOIN THE CLUB.

>> I GET A LOT MORE TAIL NOW

THAN I EVER DID WHEN I WAS

YOUNGER.

>> REALLY?

>> ABSOLUTELY.

IT'S A GREAT LIFE.

>> HOW DO YOU SEDUCE A WOMAN

WHEN YOU GO OUT WITH HER?

WHAT IS YOUR ICE BREAKER.

>> EVERYONE HAS THEIR OWN SCHI

SCHITCK.

WE MAKE A DATE TO GO TO THE

BEACH.

SHE SAID EXCUSE ME I'M GOING TO

THE SHOWER.

I SAY FIEFNL WHILE SHE'S IN THE

SHOWER I DISROBE AND GET INTO

THE SHOWER WITH ME AND BEFORE

YOU KNOW IT, WE'VE BROKEN THE

ICE.

>> I'M NOT FAMILIAR WITH

FLORIDIAN LAW BUT I THINK IT'S

SEXUAL ASSAULT.

>> YOU CAN CALL IT WHAT YOU WANT

BUT IT'S LOVE.

>> IT'S THIS LOVE CREATING

SERIOUS CONSEQUENCES.

>> MORE AND MORE SENIOR CITIZENS

ARE ENDING UP HERE IN A

GYNECOLOGIST OFFICE, THEIR

DIAGNOSIS, A SEALLY -- SEXUALLY

TRANSMITTED DISEASE.

>> CONCERNED SENIORS FROM THE

JEWISH CENTER ARE TRYING1 TO DO

SOMETHING ABOUT THIS CRISIS.

>> SENIORS ARE HAVING SEX

WITHOUT THINKING OF

CONSEQUENCES.

>> THERE'S SYPHILIS, GONE REA.

>> THERE'S HERPES, TOO.

>> THERE'S CUNNILINGISM.

>> WE KNOW WHAT THAT DID LEAD

TO.

>> THERE'S THE GENITAL WARTS.

>> ARE THEY CONTAEUG STKPWHRUS

THE WARTS?

I THINK SO.

I DON'T THINK SO.

I HAD WARTS NOT RIGHT NOW BUT I

HAD THEM.

>> THAT'S ENOUGH.

>> WARTS ON MY PENIS.

THAT'S WHAT SHE'S TALKING ABOUT.

[LAUGHTER]

>> OKAY.

TO WHAT IS THE -- SO WHAT IS THE

BIGGEST CONCERN ABOUT SENIORS

HAVING SEX BESIDES THE GAGGING

SENSATION THAT COMES OVER ME

WHEN I THINK ABOUT IT.

>> I WOULD HATE TO HAVE MY

TOMBSTONE READ I DIED OF HERPES.

>> IN AN EFFORT TO CURB THE

EPIDEMIC THE JCC PRODUCED THIS

VIDEO.

IT'S CALLED SEX AND THE SENIORS.

>> CLEVER TITLE.

YOU HAD ME AT SEX AND THEN YOU

LAST ME THERE.

>> IN THIS CAUTIONARY CLAYMATION

TALE THEY LEARN ABOUT DISEASES

AND THE IMPORTANCE OF SAFE SEX.

>> WE'VE GOT NOTHING TO WORRY

ABOUT.

>> YOU KNOW SENIORS THEY'LL TAKE

ANYTHING THAT IS FREE.

>> BUT THE SHOCK THERAPY ISN'T

REACHING THOSE WHO NEED IT.

>> THEY ARE LYING.

THEY ARE ALL LYING.

THEY ARE FULL OF CRAP.

>> I HAVEN'T USED A CONDOM IN 40

YEARS.

IF I GOT AIDS IT TAKES FIVE

YEARS TO DIE FROM IT SO I SHOULD

HAVE THOSE YEARS.

SO WHAT.

I DIED HAVING PLEASURE.

>> THERE YOU GO.

>> YOU SHOULD COME OUT WITH US.

WE'LL HAVE A GREAT TIME.

WE'LL SHOW YOU WHAT THE SENIOR

LIFE IS LIKE.

♪ ♪

>> JACK GAVE ME A TASTE OF A

SOUTH FLORIDA NIGHTLIFE AT 3:30

P.M.

♪ ♪

>> I DATED 500 WOMEN.

♪ ♪

♪ HE HIT THE FLOOR ♪

>> I HAD A RESERVATION BECAUSE

I'M GLIB AND I TALK A LOT ABOUT

BEING A PLAYER PLAYER.

♪ ♪

>> I WAS STARTING TO SEE THINGS

JACK'S WAY.

>> SO A GUY HAVING PLEASURE.

>> THE JCC AND THE CLAYMATION

SCARE VIDEO HAD IT WRONG.

THEY NEEDED TO READJUST THEIR

THINKING.

♪ OH, MY LOVE, MY DARLING ♪

♪ I'VE HUNGERED FOR YOUR TOUCH ♪

♪ ALONE ♪

>> WAIT, THIS IS THE JCC RIGHT?

[LAUGHTER]

♪ OH, MY LOVE ♪

>> I LEARNED MANY THINGS ON MY

TRIP TO SOUTH FLORIDA MOSTLY WHY

OUR GRANDPARENTS HAVE SO MUCH

MY GUEST TONIGHT OUR GOOD

FRIEND, A VERY FUNNY COMEDIAN.

HIS NEW BOOK IS CALLED "SUCK ON

THIS YEAR."

HIS UPCOMING STAND UP SPECIAL IS

CALLED" DENIS LEARY PRESENTS

DOUCHE BAGS AND DOUGHNUTS."

>> YOU SEE THE DOUCHE BAG

WEARING A (bleep) CAP YOU KNOW

WHY?

HE SAW BRAD PITT OR COLIN

FARRELL WEARING IT AND HE THINKS

IT'S COOL.

IT LOOKS (bleep).

REALLY?

YOU ARE SWEGT HARDER THAN

LINDSAY LOHAN IN A LIQUOR STORE.

(bleep).

TAKE THE (bleep) HAT OFF.

IT'S JULY.

>> Jon: PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO

THE PROGRAM DENIS LEARY.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

SIT DOWN.

WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

DENIS LEARY IS HERE.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

DENIS --

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

>> HI.

>> Jon: YOU HAVE A SPECIAL.

>> YOU KNOW, I DON'T KNOW --

FOUR GUYS STOOD UP.

[LAUGHTER]

ACTUALLY FIVE.

FIVE GUYS STOOD UP AND THE REST

OF YOU SAT THERE -- NO, THAT'S

OKAY.

[LAUGHTER]

HI, JON.

>> Jon: I WAS EXPECTING, TWO.

WHEN I SAW FOUR I WAS LIKE

LEARY'S ON A ROLE.

>> I WAS EXCITED.

I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT.

I CHECKED TO SEE IF THEY WERE

COUSINS OF MINE.

>> Jon: THIS BOOK IS YOUR

TWEETS, I GUESS IT IS?

>> YES.

>>.

>> Jon: THIS IS THE SHORTEST

PIECE OF (bleep) BOOK I'VE

EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE.

>> CAN I JUST SAY --

>> Jon: I WAS GOING TO READ

THIS IN THE BATHROOM.

BY THE TIME I HAD MY UNDERWEAR

DOWN IT WAS OVER.

[LAUGHTER]

>> CAN I SAY SOMETHING.

I SAID THIS PUBLICLY BEFORE

ABOUT THIS BOOK.

THIS BOOK WAS BUILT FOR THE

BATHROOM.

>> I USED YOUR GIANT BOOK,

EARTH, I BOUGHT IT IN NOVEMBER.

IT'S A LONG BOOK.

>> Jon: YOU ARE KREUT SAOEUGZ

THE VALUE OF OUR BOOK?

>> THE VALUE AND THE DEPTH.

AND THE KNOWLEDGE.

THERE'S TOO MUCH KNOWLEDGE IN

THE BOOK.

THIS WILL BOOK HAS NO KNOWLEDGE.

IT JUST MAKES YOU LAUGH.

GET THIS, JON, IF YOU LISTENED

TO MY OTHER APPEARANCE, YOU

WOULD HAVE KNOWN THIS, THESE

PAGES CAN BE USED AS TOILET

PAPER.

THIS BOOK ONLY COSTS $18, JON.

YOUR BOOK COSTS $175.

>> Jon: THE PER PAGE COST ON

YOUR BOOK.

>> WAIT, LOOK AT THIS.

JON'S BOOK IS LIKE CARRYING

AROUND A SMALL CHILD.

[LAUGHTER]

NO, THIS IS -- TO --

>> Jon: TO REFER TO THIS AS A

BOOK.

>> I'M GOING TO DO ANOTHER ONE

BECAUSE IT HIT NUMBER SEVEN ON

THE BEST SELLER LIST.

THAT'S RIGHT.

>> Jon: WHAT?

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

>> I --

>> Jon: HERE IS HOW.

PEOPLE WALK UP TO THE COUNTER.

LET'S GET THESE.

WHAT ABOUT YOUR UNCLE THAT DRUNK

FAT (bleep).

WHAT SHOULD WE GET HIM?

WE'LL TAKE THIS ONE, TOO.

[LAUGHTER]

>> IT'S NOT EVEN BIG ENOUGH TO

BE CALLED A BOOK.

YOU'RE|ç RIGHT.

I MADE THIS BOOK --

>> Jon: DON'T EVEN SAY MADE.

THAT BOOK FELL OUT OF YOUR DAN

DANDRUFF.

>> I DID.

>> Jon: TO MAKE IS A VERB OF

ACTION.

ACTION.

>> THERE'S ACTION.

ALL YEAR LONG I THINK OF FUNNY

WISEASS THINGS TO SAY IN THE

MORNING AND I TWEET THEM.

IN SEPTEMBER I WAS LIKE HEY, I

COULD MAKE A BOOK OUT OF THIS

WITH BIG PICTURES AND BIG PRINT

AND PEOPLE WHO DON'T LIKE TO

READ EXCEPT IN THE TOILET WILL

BUY IT.

IT WENT TO NUMBER SEVEN.

I THINK I'M PROVING SOMETHING

HERE.

>> Jon: YOU ARE NOT.

HERE IS WHAT THIS IS LIKE.

THIS IS LIKE A BIG DESIGNER

ISAAC÷SO MUCH LINT IN MY BELLY BUTTON

I SHOULD MAKE A SUIT.

>> YOU WENT TO NUMBER ONE WITH

THE BOOK.

I CONGRATULATIONS YOU.

I MADE WISE ASS REMARKS AND WENT

TO NUMBER SEVEN.

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

>> Jon: YOU ARE THE GUY IN THE

OLYMPICS WHO NEVER TRAINED CAME

IN LAST AND SAID --

>> STEWART HIT NUMBER ONE.

I STARTED TODAY AND FINISHED ON

THE SEVENTH.

I WANT TO MENTION A BIG PORTION

OF THE PROCEEDS GOES TO HELP THE

LEARY FOUNDATION.

>> Jon: A TREMENDOUS

FOUNDATION.

GOOD FOUNDATION.

>> WITH MY WIFE.

THIS BAG OF DOUGHNUTS THE

SPECIAL ON COMEDY CENTRAL -- IT

WON'T BE A TELETHON.

THERE'S A MINUTE IN THE MIDDLE

OF THE SPECIAL WHERE WE TELL YOU

WHERE TO DONATE MONEY AND THE

DVD, A HUGE PORTION GO TO THE

FOUNDATION.

WE HELP FIREFIGHTERS ALL OVER

THE COUNTRY.

WE GET MONEY AND WE SPEND MONEY

IMMEDIATELY WHENEVER THE FIRE

DEPARTMENTS NEED IT.

>> Jon: IT'S A VERY NICE

CHARITY.

>> I WANT TO SAY ONE THING THAT

IS NOT AN INSULT.

I THOUGHT YOU DID A FANTASTIC

JOB AT THE OPENING OF THIS JOB.

IT WAS REALLY --

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

AND YOU GUYS -- CAN YOU GUYS CUT

THAT OUT OF THE FINAL PRINT OF

THE SHOW BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO

BE ON AIR ACTUALLY

COMPLIMENTING.

>> Jon: THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

THIS BOOK IS STILL A REAL PIECE

OF (bleep).

PEOPLE SHOULD BUY IT BECAUSE IT

DOES BENEFIT A TREMENDOUS

CHARITY.

>> IT FITS IN JON'S

THAT'S OUR SHOW.

JOIN US TOMORROW AT 11:00.

HERE IT IS YOUR MOMENT OF ZEN.

>> I WANTED TO LEARN MORE ABOUT

YOUR FILM CAREER SO I RENTED IT.

[LAUGHTER]

I HAVE AN IDEA FOR YOUR NEXT

PICTURE.

LET'S GO AGAINST TYPE CASTING,

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