October 8, 2013 - Malala Yousafzai

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Republicans deny responsibility for the shutdown and Malala Yousafzai talks fighting the Taliban.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]>> Jon: HEY, WELCOME TO "THE

DAILY SHOW".

MY NAME IS JON STEWART.

OUR GUEST TONIGHT IS, WE'RE VERYEXCITED FOR OUR GUEST TONIGHT

MALALA YOUSAFZAI.

YOU REMEMBER?

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]SHE IS THE GIRL WHO WAS ATTACKED

BY THE TALIBAN, SHOT MERELY FORSPEAKING OUT ABOUT A GIRLS RIGHT

TO EDUCATION.

SHE'S HERE TONIGHT AT 11:00 P.M.

ON A SCHOOL NIGHT.

[ LAUGHTER ]BECAUSE SHE IS IRRESPONSIBLE.

[ LAUGHTER ]MALALA IS ON THE SHOW

AND I'M TOTALLY FAN GIRLING!

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]I DON'T KNOW.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]SOMEONE IN THE AUDIENCE TAUGHT

ME WHAT THAT IS.

ME THEY ASKED ME IF I WAS FANGIRLING ABOUT

SOMETHING AND I WAS LIKE,I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU ARE

SAYING.

THEY EXPLAINED IT TO ME.

YOU FAN GIRL HARD OR YOU DON'T.

AND YOU ALSO HAVE TO PUT YOURHANDS LIKE THIS.

[ LAUGHTER ][CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

SHE'S ON THE SHOW TONIGHT.

NOW --[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

HERE IS ANOTHER REASON I'MEXCITED.

I'M NOT LEADING OFF WITH THEGOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN.

NOT DOING IT.

TIRED OF IT.

SWITCHING IT UP.

EXCEPT FOR THIS ONE THINGGETTING UNDER MY SKIN.

THERE'S A REPUBLICAN LACK OFWHAT I LIKE TO CALL OWNERSHIP

OVER THE CURRENT PREDICAMENT.

>> THIS IS HARRY REID'SSHUTDOWN.

THIS IS NOT THE REPUBLICANSHUTDOWN.

THIS IS HARRY REID'S ANDBARACK

OBAMA'S SHUTDOWN.

>> DEMOCRATS REFUSED TO BUDGE.

>> NO WILLINGNESS AT ALL TOCOMPROMISE.

>> THE PRESIDENT WON'TNEGOTIATE.

>> Jon: IT'S NOT THEIRSHURTDOWN.

IS THEIR NAME ON THE SHUTDOWN?

THEY DIDN'T DO IT.

OJ DID IT.

I THINK OJ DID IT.

IF YOU GLOVE DOESN'T FIT YOUMUST -- REMEMBER THE CHASE WITH

THE CAR?

[LAUGHTER]PARTY OF PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY

AIN'T TAKING NONE.

>> SO LISTEN, HERE IS THE PROOFONCE AND FOR ALL.

SNIFFLES MAGILACUTY HERE, JOHNBOEHNER SAT DOWN WITH GEORGEHN

STEPHANOPOLUS WHO ASKED HIMABOUT A CLAIM

HARRY REID IS MAKING.

>> HE SAID PUBLICLY THAT YOUCAME TO HIM IN JULY AND OFFERED

TO PASS A CLEAN GOVERNMENTFUNDING RESOLUTION, NO OBAMACARE

AMENDMENTS.

IT WAS $70 BILLION BELOW WHATTHE SENATE WANTED, THEY ACCEPTED

AND YOU'VE RENEGED ON THATOFFER.

>> CLEARLY THERE WAS ACONVERSATION ABOUT DOING THIS.

>> SEVERAL.

>> SEVERAL.

>> AND YOU OFFERED A CLEANRESOLUTION.

>> I AND MY MEMBERS DECIDED THATTHE THREAT OF OBAMACARE AND WHAT

WAS HAPPENING WAS SO IMPORTANTIT WAS TIME TO TAKE A STAND AND

WE TOOK A STAND.

>> Jon: DID YOU -- DID YOU(bleep) HEAR THAT?

CAN WE STOP HAVING THECONVERSATION ABOUT IT?

OH WHICH SIDE WILL BLINK?

THEY HAD A DEAL BUT --OBAMACARE.

[ LAUGHTER ]WE DECIDED TO TAKE A STAND.

DO YOU THINK OBAMACARE IS A BIGENOUGH THREAT TO THE COUNTRY YOU

NEED TO SHUTDOWN THE GOVERNMENTOVER IT.

FINE, OWN IT.

DON'T FART AND POINT AT THE DOG!

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]DID YOU DO THAT?

DID YOU --?

GOOD BOY.

I CAN'T STAY MAD AT YOU.

[ LAUGHTER ]I'M GOING TO MOVE ON.

I'M GOING TO DO A DIFFERENTSTORY.

ANY STORY.

I KNOW WHAT I'LL DO.

I'LL USE MY WHEEL OF HAPPYSTORIES.

WE DON'T HARDLY EVER USE IT BUTIT'S ALWAYS --

[LAUGHTER]OH, MY GOD!

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S -- WE NEVER

USE IT BUT IT'S ALWAYS UNDERHERE APPARENTLY.

LOOK AT ALL THESE FUN STORIES.

DONALD TRUMP HAS LARYNGITISFULL FRONTAL CLOONEY.

LET'S SPIN IT AND SEE WHAT WEGET.

HOLD ON.

MYSTERY STORY!

I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE WHAT FUN --OH, MY GOD!

[LAUGHTER][LAUGHTER]

[LAUGHTER][LAUGHTER]

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]ONE METATARSAL DOWN.

FINE, WHAT IS THE HAPPY NEWSFROM SYRIA.

>> A TEAM OF INTERNATIONALINSPECTORS HIT THE ROAD IN

DAMASCUS WEDNESDAY DEPLOYED TODESTROY BASHAR AL ASSAD'SED TO

CHEMICAL WEAPONS.

AN ESTIMATED 7,000 TON CHEMICALARSENAL IS AT THE CENTER OF

INTERNATIONAL CONTENTION.

THE TEAM HAS NINE MONTHS TOELIMINATE IT ALL.

>> Jon: BECAUSE THE WHOLE TEAMIS PREGNANT.

[ LAUGHTER ]WHY DO THEY HAVE NINE -- WHAT

A WEIRD ARBITRARY NUMBER.

HOW HARD CAN IT BE TO ELIMINATESYRIA'S CHEMICAL ARSENAL.

THEY HAVE A REASONABLY HIGH TECHREMOVAL WEAPON.

THEY SPEND ALL THIS MONEY TOMAKE THEM I'M SURE WE'RE EQUALLY

SOPHISTICATED UNMAKING THEM.

>> THEY ARE USING BLOW TORCHESTO DESTROY WARHEADS AND BOMBS.

>> Jon: WHAT IS IN THESE CRAZYTHINGS?

WOW, IF YOU ARE DOING IT ON THECHEAP WHY NOT HAVE THE HUMAN

WRECKING BALLS TAKE CARE IT.

>> WITH HIS HEAD AND MY SHOULDERRAM WE --

>> HELP THE PEOPLE OF SYRIA.

>> WE'RE GOING TO TEAR APARTTHIS.

>> CHEMICAL WEAPON.

>> WITH EVERY INCH OF OUR BODY.

>> WE'RE GOING TO USE SCIENCE.

>> TO PREVENT ASSAD FROM GASSINGCIVILIANS.

>> WE ARE.

>> UNITED NATIONS.

>> WRECKING BALL.

>> Jon: ISN'T THAT NICE.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]OBVIOUSLY, THE BRAVE CHEMICAL

WEAPONS INSPECTORS ARE PUTTINGTHEMSELVES IN HARM'S WAY AND I'M

NOT TALKING ABOUT THE DANGERS OFHITTING THEMSELVES WITH A

HAMMER.

>> THEY FACE GRAVE RISKS WORKINGIN SYRIA.

JUST LAST MONTH A U.N. CONVOYCAME UNDER SNIPER FIRE.

THERE'S NO CONFIRMATION OF WHOPULLED THE TRIGGER.

>> Jon: YES, BECAUSE WHAT IS ABETTER SYMBOL OF SAFETY THAN A

TROJAN WITH A HOLEON IT.

FOR MORE ON

SYRIA WE GO TO JESSICA WILLIAMSTHANK YOU FOR BEING HERE.

>> HI, JON.

>> Jon: DO THEY HAVE YOUTHERE?

YOU ARE DESTROYING CHEMICALWEAPONS THERE?

>> NO, NO THIS IS MY HALLOWEENCOSTUME I'M A SEXY JESSIE

PINKMAN.

>> Jon: YOU THINK HE'S SEXY?

>> VERY.

>> Jon: WHY DID YOU GO TOSYRIA TO GET A BREAKING BAD

COSTUME?

>> THEY WERE SOLD OUT EVERYWHEREELSE.

>> Jon: HOW ARE THINGS GOING?

>> PRETTY ROUGH, JON.

SOMEONE TOLD THE LOCALS I'M FROMAMERICA.

YOU CAN IMAGINE THE (bleep)I'M GETTING AROUND HERE.

>> Jon: YOU CAN IMAGINE WITHTHE FOREIGN POLICY.

>> NOT THE FOREIGN POLICY THEGOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN THE SYRIANS

THINK WE'RE IDIOTS.

>> Jon: WE'RE IDIOTS?

>> YEAH.

>> Jon: THEY ARE HARDLY IN APOSITION TO JUDGE US.

SYRIA IS NOT EXACTLY A MODELSOCIETY THESE DAYS.

>> YEAH, BUT GUESS WHAT?

EVEN WITH THE WHOLE COUNTRY TORNEVAPART WITH BRUTAL FACTIONALORN

VIOLENCE, THE SYRIAN GOVERNMENTPAID ALL ITS BILLS AND WORKERS

WAGES.

CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT (bleep)?

THE MEMORIAL I'M SURE THEY AREBUILDING TO THIS WAR IS OPEN

RIGHT NOW.

(bleep).

>> Jon: WOW.

SO THEIR GOVERNMENT IS OPEN.

BUT -- BUT -- BUT ASSAD IS STILLA MURDEROUS DICTATOR.

>> TRUE.

BUT YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT HESAID TO ME TODAY, JON?

>> Jon: WAIT, WHAT HE SAID TOYOU?

>> YEAH, THE PRESIDENT OF SYRIASAID TO ME TODAY WHILE WE WERE

EATING HE SAID WHAT IS UP WITHTHAT TED CRUZ GUY?

SEEMS LIKE A BIT OF A WHACK JOB.

>> Jon: REALLY. ASSAD SAID THATTO YOU?

TOTALLY.

>> Jon: DID YOU DID YOU SAY TOASSAD?

>> WHAT (bleep) AM I SUPPOSEDTO SAY YOU JUST NOD AND FINISH

YOUR SUSHI.

>>SO EVEN BASHAR AL ASSAD THINKSTHE SHUTDOWN GOES TO FAR. YEAH,

HE'S A PSYCHOPATH HE'S NOT NUTS.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]>> Jon: WELCOME BACK.

LISTEN.

IF YOU WERE AN ASTUTE OBSERVEROF POLITICS YOU MAY HAVE NOTED

WASHINGTON, D.C. HAS FALLEN INTOWHAT MANY EXPERTS ARE CALLING

INTO A SINK HOLE (bleep).

IS THERE A WAY OUT?

JASON JONES REPORTS.

>> REPUBLICANS ARE REFUSING TOBACK OFF OBAMACARE AND PASS A

CLEAN BUDGET SENDING THEGOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN INTO

ITS SECOND WEEK.

I DECIDED TO TAKE A CRACK ATFIXING THIS MESS BY SITTING DOWN

WITH G.O.P. STRATEGIST.

LET'S SOLVE THIS RIGHT NOW.

>> LET'S DO IT.

>> WE JUST WANT OUR GOVERNMENTBACK OPEN.

WHAT DO WE DO?

>> DEFUND OBAMACARE.

THE G.O.P. IS TRYING TO SAVE THEAMERICAN PEOPLE FROM A DISASTER

OF A HEALTH CARE PLAN.

WE DON'T HAVE JOY IN THESHUTDOWN.

>> Reporter: CAN YOU JUST GIVEUS BACK OUR GOVERNMENT AND WHEN

YOU DO INCLUDE OBAMACARE BECAUSEIT'S THE LAW.

>> IT IS LAW BUT IT'S NOT GOODLAW.

IT'S UNCONSTITUTIONAL.

IT'S UNCONSTITUTIONAL.

>> Reporter: EVEN THOUGH THESUPREME COURT DEEMED IT

CONSTITUTIONAL.

>> THE SUPREME COURT DEEMED ITCONSTITUTIONAL BUT IT HAD TO GO

TO THE SUPREME COURT TO DO SO.

AND THEY STILL DON'T KNOW WHATIS IN THE BILL.

>> Reporter: THE SUPREME COURTDIDN'T READ THE BILL?

I FEEL THE SAME WAY.

CAN WE STOP THIS WHOLEINTERVIEW, PLEASE.

IT'S JUST A VICIOUS CIRCLE.

YOU DIG YOUR HEELS IN.

YOU SAY SOMETHING STUPID.

>> IT'S A STUPID LAW.

>> Reporter: AND I GIVE AGENERICALLY WITTY RESPONSE LIKE

YES, AFFORDABLE HEALTH CARE FORMILLIONS OF UNEMPLOYED PEOPLE IS

STUPID.

AND THEN THESE DUMMIES LAUGH.

BUT WHERE DOES IT END?

>> IT ENDS WITH DEFUNDINGOBAMACARE.

>> Reporter: (bleep).

I'M DONE.

I HATE THIS JOB.

IT WAS CLEAR WHAT THIS SITUATIONHAD BECOME.

WE HAVE A HOSTAGE SITUATION.

>> YOU ARE HOLDING THIS COUNTRYHOSTAGE.

>> YOU DON'T GET TO EXTRACT A

RANSOM FOR DOING YOURJOB.

>> Reporter: I ENLISTED THEHELP OF FORMER F.B.I. HOSTAGE

NEGOTIATOR CHRISTOPHER BOSS.

WHY DO PEOPLE FEEL THE NEEDTO TAKE HOSTAGES.

IN THEIR WORLD THEY TRIED A LOTOF THINGS AND EVERYTHING THEY'VE

TRIED UP TIL THEN HAS FAILED.

THEY VIEW THEMSELVES ASSIGNIFICANT PEOPLE AND THEY ARE

MYSTIFIED THEY ARE NOT FOLLOWEDMORE AND HURT BY IT AND THEY

FEEL ABANDONED BY IT.

>> Reporter: I THOUGHT CALLINGIN A HOSTAGE NEGOTIATOR IS

FUNNY AND A FUNNY JOKE BUT IT'SINCREDIBLE HOW THIS METAPHOR IS

LINING UP.

>> EVEN BAT (bleep) INSANE HASITS OWN RULES.

YOU FIND OUT WHAT THE RULES AREAND NAVIGATE WITHIN THEM.

>> HE PREPPED ME WITH THETECHNIQUES HE ACQUIRED

THROUGH 15 YEARS OF SERVICE.

>> DON'T BE CONDESCENDING ANDTRY TO SEE IT FROM HER

PERSPECTIVE.

>> Reporter: DON'T BECONDESCENDING?

THAT'S ALL I KNOW HOW TO BE.

FINALLY IT WAS GO TIME AND IHAD TO STAY FOCUSED.

SAY SOMETHING INNOCUOUS GET HERTALKING.

MY NAME IS JASON JONES.

I'M HERE TO LISTEN TO YOU.

WHAT ARE YOUR DEMANDS.

>> CAN YOU PUT THE MICROPHONE DOWN.

>> Reporter: IT'S CALLED AMEGAPHONE.

>> DON'T BE CONDESCENDING.

TALK ABOUT THE THINGS SHE MIGHTLIKE.

TRY TO FIND COMMON GROUND.

>> NOELLE TALK TO ME ABOUT HOWOBAMACARE WILL HURT SMALL

BUSINESSES AND THEIREMPLOYEES.

>> IT'S DISASTROUS FOR SMALLBUSINESSES.

>> Reporter: I CAN'T KEEP THISUP IT'S STUPID.

>> IT'S NOT STUPID TO HER.

YOU HAVE TO REALIZE EVEN IN HERWORLD THIS MAKES SENSE.

>> Reporter: PLEASE CONTINUEWITH YOUR THOUGHTS.

HE TAUGHT ME THAT KEEPING THEHOSTAGE TAKER TALKING IS CRUCIAL

NO MATTER WHAT IS COMING OUT OFTHEIR MOUTH.

>> OBAMACARE IS GOING TO BE

ONE OF THE WORST THINGS INAMERICAN HISTORY.

>> Reporter: ONE OF THE WORSTTHINGS IN AMERICAN HISTORY, HUH?

DO YOU REMEMBER (bleep)SLAVERY?

>> NO, NO, DON'T ATTACK.

>> Reporter: SORRY, SORRY.

I CAN'T CALL HER ON SLAVERY ORANYTHING LIKE THAT.

>> I REALIZE WHAT SHE JUST SAIDIS UTTERLY RIDICULOUS AND IT

IGNORES THE ENTIRE HISTORY OFTHE UNITED STATES BUT IT'S HER

PERSPECTIVE.

>> Reporter: I BEGAN TOREALIZE THERE WAS ONE MAJOR

PROBLEM WITH THIS HOSTAGENEGOTIATION.

>> WE DON'T NEED GOVERNMENT INOUR HEALTH CARE.

WE DON'T NEED GOVERNMENT IN OURLIVES.

WE NEED A SMALLER GOVERNMENT.

>> Reporter: AND THAT PROBLEMIS THAT NOT MATTER WHAT WE DO

THE G.O.P. IS HOLDING SOMETHINGHOSTAGE THAT THEY DON'T VALUE.

YOU ARE SAYING YOU ARE GOING TOMAIM THE THING YOU ARE HOLDING

HOSTAGE REGARDLESS?

>> WE WILL ALWAYS FIGHT FOR LESSGOVERNMENT.

>> Reporter: YOU ARE SUPPOSEDTO SAY WE'LL LET THE HOSTAGE GO

SAFELY.

THAT'S HOSTAGE TAKING 101.

>> PLEASE, WE'RE NOT IN THEBUSINESS OF TAKING HOSTAGES.

IF YOU WANT TO LOOK AT SOMEONEIN THE BUSINESS TAKE HOSTAGES

YOU NEED TO LOOK AT OBAMA ANDTHE DEMOCRAT CIRCUS.

>> I HAVE TO TELL YOU IN MY 20PLUS YEARS IN THIS BUSINESS I'VE

NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THISBEFORE.

>> Reporter: LOOKS LIKE WE WINNO ONE WINS IN THIS CASE.

THE GOP DOES.

>>IT'S NOT A [BLEEP] GAME!

>> Jon: WELCOME BACK.

SHE'S THE YOUNGEST PERSON EVERTO BE NOMINATED FOR A NOBEL

PEACE PRIZE.

HER BOOK IS CALLED I AM MALALA.

PLEASE WELCOME TO THE PROGRAMMALALA YOUSAFZAI.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]NICE TO SEE YOU.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE.

>> THANK YOU SO MUCH.

IT'S AN HONOR FOR ME.

>> Jon: IT'S AN HONOR FOR US.

I KNOW ME.

THIS IS -- BY THE WAY, WE TALKEDA LITTLE BIT BEFORE THE SHOW.

NOTHING FEELS BETTER THAN MAKINGYOU LAUGH.

I WILL SAY THAT.

I ENJOYED THAT VERY MUCH.

>> THANK YOU.

>> Jon: I AM MALALA.

IT'S HONESTLY HUMBLING TO MEETYOU.

YOU ARE 16.

WHERE DID YOUR LOVE FOREDUCATION COME FROM?

>> WE ARE HUMAN BEINGS AND THISIS THE PART OF OUR HUMAN NATURE

THAT WE DON'T LEARN THEIMPORTANCE OF ANYTHING UNTIL

IT'S SNATCHED FROM OUR HANDS.

AND WHEN -- IN PAKISTAN WHEN WEWERE STOPPED FROM GOING TO

SCHOOL AT THAT TIME I REALIZEDTHAT EDUCATION IS VERY IMPORTANT

AND EDUCATION IS A POWER FORWOMEN.

AND THAT'S WHY THE TERRORISTSARE AFRAID OF EDUCATION.

THEY DON'T WANT WOMEN TO GETEDUCATION BECAUSE WOMEN WILL

BECOME MORE POWERFUL.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]>> Jon: EXACTLY RIGHT.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]WHEN DID THE -- WHEN DID THE

TALIBAN COME TO SWAT VALLEY?

BECAUSE BEFORE THEN YOU DESCRIBEIT AS A PARADISE OF SORTS.

>> A TALIBAN CAME IN 2004 BUT ATTHAT TIME THEY WERE QUITE GOOD.

THEY DID NOT SHOW THE TERRORISMAND THEY DID NOT BLAST ANY

SCHOOL AT THAT TIME.

THEY STARTED WITH THE REALTERRORISM IN 2007 THEY

BLASTED MORE THAN 400 SCHOOLS INSWAT.

THEY SLAUGHTERED PEOPLE AND INTHE MONTH OF JANUARY 2009, THEY

USED TO SLAUGHTER EVEN TWO THREEPEOPLE EVERY NIGHT AND THEY

FLOGGED THEM AND WE HAVE SEENTHE BARBARIC SITUATION OF THE

21ST CENTURY.

AND WE'VE SEEN LIKE THE CRUELTYAND WE'VE SEEN HARSH DAYS IN OUR

LIFE.

AND THOSE ARE REGARDED AS THEDARKEST DAYS OF OUR LIFE.

IT WAS REALLY HARD FOR US ATTHAT TIME.

>> Jon: YOU DESCRIBE IN THEBOOK STILL, NO MATTER WHAT, THEY

TOOK THE SIGNS OFF THE SCHOOLS.

THEY WENT UNDERGROUND BUT THEYCONTINUED IN THE FACE OF -- YOU

SPOKE OUT PUBLICLY AGAINST THETALIBAN.

WHAT GAVE YOU THE COURAGE TOCONTINUE THIS?

>> YOU KNOW, MY FATHER WAS AGREAT ENCOURAGEMENT FOR ME

BECAUSE HE SPOKE OUT FOR WOMENS'RIGHTS, FOR GIRLS' EDUCATION.

AT THAT TIME I SAID WHY SHOULD IWAIT FOR SOMEONE ELSE?

WHY SHOULD I BE LOOKING TO THEGOVERNMENT, TO THE ARMY, THAT

THEY WOULD HELP US?

WHY DON'T I RAISE MY VOICE?

WHY DON'T WESPEAK FOR OUR RIGHTS?

I STARTED WRITING DIARY.

I SPOKE ON EVERY MEDIA CHANNEL ICOULD.

I RAISE MY VOICE IN EVERYPLATFORM I COULD.

I SAID I NEED TO TELL THE WORLDWHAT IS HAPPENING IN SWAT AND I

NEED TO TELL THE WORLD THAT SWATIS SUFFERING FROM TERRORISM AND

WE NEED TO FIGHT AGAINSTTERRORISM.

>> Jon: WHEN DID YOU REALIZETHAT THE TALIBAN HAD MADE YOU A

TARGET?

>> WHEN IN 2012 I WAS WITH MYFATHER AND SOMEONE CAME AND TOLD

US HAVE YOU SEEN ON GOOGLE IFYOU SEARCH YOUR NAME THAT THE

TALIBAN HAS THREATENED YOU.

I COULD NOT BELIEVE IT.

I SAID IT'S NOT TRUE.

EVEN AFTER WHEN WE SAW IT I WASNOT WORRIED ABOUT MYSELF THAT

MUCH I WAS WORRIED ABOUT MYFATHER.

WE THOUGHT THAT THE TALIBANARE NOT THAT MUCH CRUEL THAT

THEY WOULD KILL A CHILD.

I STARTED THINKING ABOUTTHAT AND THINKING THE TALIB

WOULD COME AND HE WOULD KILL ME.

I THOUGHT WHAT WOULD YOU DOMALALA, I THOUGHT TAKE A SHOE

AND HIT HIM.

BUT I THOUGHT IF YOU HIT ATALIB WITH YOUR SHOE THEN

THERE'S NO DIFFERENCE BETWEENYOU AND THE TALIB.

YOU MUST NOT TREAT OTHERS WITHCRUELTY AND HARSHLY.

YOU MUST FIGHT OTHERS BUTTHROUGH

PEACE, DIALOGUE AND EDUCATION.

THEN I TELL HIM HOW IMPORTANTEDUCATION IS AND I EVEN WANT

EDUCATION FOR YOUR CHILDREN ASWELL AND I WILL TELL HIM THAT'S

I WANT TO TELL YOU NOW DO WHATYOU WANT.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]I KNOW YOUR FATHER IS BACK STAGE

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]I KNOW YOUR FATHER IS BACK STAGE

AND HE'S VERY PROUD OF YOU.

BUT WOULD HE BE MAD IF I ADOPTED YOU?

BECAUSE YOU SURE ARE SWELL.

COULD YOU STICK AROUND?

I WANT TO TALK A LITTLE BIT MOREABOUT SWAT VALLEY AND WHAT IT

WAS LIKE GROWING UP THERE ANDHOW PEOPLE CAN GET INVOLVED

THROUGH THE MALALA FUND ANDTHOSE TYPES OF THINGS?

DO YOU HAVE A LITTLE BIT OFTIME?

>> YES, YEAH, SURE.

>> Jon: I AM MALALA IS ONSHELVES NOW.

VISIT TO THE MALALA FUND.

MALALA YOUSAFZAI.

>> Jon: THIS IS ONE OF THEFINEST EXAMPLES OF THE HUMAN

SPIRIT I'VE EVER BEEN A WITNESSTO.

I AM HONORED AND HUMBLED TO HAVEHER HERE.

OH, I FORGOT TO ASK HER, HOW YOUCAN SOLVE A GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN.

[LAUGHTER]JOIN US TOMORROW NIGHT AT 11:00.

HERE IT IS YOUR MOMENT OF ZEN.

>> A NEW POLL CAME OUT WHAT DOYOU HAVE A HIGHER OPINION OF

CONGRESS OR DOG POOP.

>> CONGRESS 40%, DOG POOP 47%

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