September 16, 2010 - Bill Clinton

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Jon announces the Rally to Restore Sanity, and Bill Clinton contributes to the economic stimulus.

>> Jon: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

WELCOME TO "THE DAILY SHOW".

MY NAME JON STEWART.

WE'VE GOT A SHOW FOR YOU

TONIGHT.

OUR GUEST TONIGHT IS SO

EXCITING.

THE FORMER PRESIDENT OF THESE

UNITED STATES AND RECENT FATHER

OF BRIDE MR. WILLIAM JEFFERSON

CLINTON WILL BE JOINING US.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

WE'LL GET RIGHT TO IT, FOLKS.

OUR TOP STORY COMING OUST EUROPE

THE POPE OR BIG PAPI AS THEY

CALL HIM IN BOSTON LEFT ITALY TO

VISIT THE UNITED KINGDOM.

I'M SORRY.

I'M SORRY.

I --

[LAUGHTER]

-- I'M SORRY I CAN'T DO THIS.

[LAUGHTER]

I'M SURE THE 500 YEARS IN THE

MAKING RECONCILIATION OF THE DE

FACTO HEAD OF AINGE -- ANGLICAN

CHURCH AND THE DE FACTO LEAD YES

OF CATHOLICS IS INTERESTING TO

SOSOME BUT THE BUZZ I'M HEARING

ON THE STREETS, IN THE CAFES,

SOME OF YOUR NICER UNISEX

BATHROOMS IS THAT PEOPLE CAN

TALK ABOUT LITTLE ELSE THAN

SOMETHING THAT HAPPENED ON THIS

VERY PROGRAM NOT TWO WEEKS AGO.

I JON STEWART AM ANNOUNCING THAT

I WILL HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT

SOMETIME.

[LAUGHTER]

IT WAS --

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

I KNOW YOU REMEMBER, TOO.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

IT WAS THE PREANNOUNCEMENT HEARD

ROUND THE WORLD.

[LAUGHTER]

MANY SAY RIFF VYING IN --

RIVALLING THE NIGHT BEFORE

MARTIN LUTHER KING'S I HAVE A

DREAM SPEECH WHEN HE

PREANNOUNCED I'M GOING TO SLEEP

NOW.

LET'S SEE HOW THIS TURNS OUT.

COURTESY OF THE KING ARCHIVES.

[LAUGHTER]

WELL, FRIENDS, THE TIME FOR

PREANNOUNCEMENTS IS PASSED.

TONIGHT I BRING YOU THE ACTUAL

ANNOUNCEMENT.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

BUT FIRST --

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

IF I MAY, HOW DID WE GET HERE?

[LAUGHTER]

WE LIVE IN TROUBLED TIMES WITH

REAL PEOPLE FACING VERY REAL

PROBLEMS, PROBLEMS THAT HAVE

REAL IF IMPERFECT SOLUTIONS AND

I BELIEVE 70% TO 80% OF OUR

POPULATION COULD AGREE TO TRY

AND COULD ULTIMATELY LIVE WITH.

UNFORTUNATELY THE CONVERSATION

AND PROCESS IS CONTROLLED BY THE

OTHER 15% TO 20%.

YOU MAY KNOW THEM AS THE PEOPLE

WHO BELIEVE THAT OBAMA IS SECRET

MUSLIM PLANNING A SOCIALIST

TAKEOVER OF AMERICA SO HE CAN

FORCE HIS RADICAL BLACK

CHRISTIANITY DOWN OUR THROATS OR

THAT GEORGE W. BUSH LET 9/11

HAPPEN TO PAD DICK CHENEY'S

HALLIBURTON STOCK PORT FOAL

YOASM YOU'VE SEEN THE SIGNS

OBAMA IS HITLER, BUSH IS HITLER.

WHAT IS THE PROBLEM, PEOPLE, DO

HAVE YOU NO IDEA WHAT A STALIN

MUSTACHE LOOKS LIKE?

IT'S SIMPLE TO DRAW.

THINK SUPERMARIO'S MUSTACHE WITH

WARIO'S PERSONALITY.

WE HAVE SEEN --

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

WE HAVE AN AUDIENCE OF NINE YEAR

OLDS.

[LAUGHTER]

WE HAVE SEEN THESE FOLKS, THE

LOUD FOLKS OVER THE YEARS

DOMINATE OUR NATIONAL

CONVERSATION ON OUR MOST

IMPORTANT ISSUES.

>> THE REPUBLICANS WANT YOU TO

DIE QUICKLY IF YOU GET SICK.

>> OBAMA'S PLAN IS GOING IF KILL

YOU -- GOING TO KILL YOU.

>> OBAMA HAS GONE COMPLETELY

BRAIN DEAD.

>> OBAMA IS DESTROYING THIS

COUNTRY.

>> DO YOU THINK PRESIDENT OBAMA

IS SAY SOCIALIST.

>> SURE.

>> THOSE CRAZED TEA BAGGERS.

>> WE WANT OUR COUNTRY BACK NL

R.

>> KILL THE BILL.

>> YOU ARE GOING TO ROT IN HELL.

OBAMA INTHE MEDIA INSULTS

PEOPLE.

>> GO (bleep) YOURSELF MR. --

>> CAN YOU HEAR ME, OWE --

OBAMA.

PRESIDENT OBAMA ARE YOU LISTEN

SOMETHING IN.

>> ARE YOU LISTENING?

>> FORGET ABOUT IT.

>> Jon: YES.

AS YOU CAN SEE IT'S EASY TO GET

CAUGHT UP IN IT.

WHY DON'T WE HEAR FROM THE 70%

TO 80%?

WELL, MOST LIKELY BECAUSE YOU

HAVE (bleep) TO DO.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

AND QUITE FRANKLY EVEN IF YOU

DIDN'T HAVE (bleep) TO DO, YOU

MAY LOOK THE THEE AT CALL FLARE

NECESSARY FOR TODAY'S 24 HOUR A

DAY, SEVEN DAY A WEEK NEWS

MEDIA.

YOU MAY HAVE AN ASSAULT RIFLE

BUT DON'T THINK IT'S APPROPRIATE

TO BRING TO A RALLY FILLED WITH

YOUR BRETHREN.

YOU MAY BE INTERESTED IN A TOPIC

BUT NOT DRESS ALL IN PINK.

COVER YOUR HANDS IN FAKE BLOOD

AND ACT YOU SNIEWK A MEET

MEETING THAT IS A PUBLIC IN THE

FIRST PLACE (bleep)

INTERESTED.

TONIGHT I ANNOUNCE THE RALLY TO

RESTORE SANITY.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

IT IS HAPPENING, PEOPLE.

IT IS HAPPENING!

IT IS HAPPENING!

A REAL GATHERING --

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

-- WE WILL GATHER.

WE WILL GATHER ON THE NATIONAL

MALL IN WASHINGTON, D.C., A

MILLION MODERATE MARCH WHERE WE

TAKE TO THE STREETS TO SEND A

MESSAGE TO OUR LEADERS AND OUR

NATIONAL MEDIA THAT SAYS WE ARE.

WE'RE ONLY HERE THOUGH UNTIL

6:00 BECAUSE WE HAVE A SITTER.

A CLARION CALL FOR RATIONALITY.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

THIS WILL TAKE PLACE ON

SATURDAY, OCTOBER 30, 2010.

YOU ARE PROBABLY SAYING OCTOBER

30, 2010 THAT RINGS A BELL.

THE 36th ANNIVERSARY OF THE

RUMBLE IN THE JUNGLE IN ZAIRE.

YES.

BUT THAT'S NOT WHY THE DATE IS

SIGNIFICANT.

I'LL TELL YOU THE SIGNIFICANCE

OF OCTOBER 30: YOU SEE, "THE

DAILY SHOW" IS ALREADY GOING TO

BE IN WASHINGTON DOING SHOWS

FROM MONDAY THE 25th TO

THURSDAY THE 28th.

WE THOUGHT IF WE DID IT FRIDAY

WE WERE GOING TO BE REALLY FIRED

FROM DOING THE SHOWS SO WE

THOUGHT WE COULD USE A DAY TO

YOU KNOW, THEN WE WERE THINKING

ABOUT SUNDAY.

THAT'S HALLOWEEN.

A LOT OF KIDS WOASM LIKE TO SEE

THEM TRICK-OR-TREAT BECAUSE IT

GOES SO FAST.

[LAUGHTER]

SO OCTOBER 30 THAT MAKES THE

MOST SENSE.

[LAUGHTER]

ANYWAY, YOU MAY BE ASKING --

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

YOU MAY BE ASKING YOURSELF RIGHT

NOW SITTING AT HOME, BUT AM I

THE RIGHT TYPE OF FOREIGN GO TO

THIS -- PERSON TO GO TO THIS

RALLY?

THE FACT THAT YOU WOULD EVEN

STOP TO ASK YOURSELF THAT

QUESTION AS OPPOSE TO JUMPING

UP, GRABBING THE NEXT STACK OF

BURNABLE HOLY BOOKS RATHER THAN

GRABBING A CAR AND MOVING TO

D.C., THAT MEANS YOU JUST MIGHT

BE RIGHT FOR IT.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

I SEE YOU ARE INTRIGUED.

I SEE YOU ARE INTRIGUED BUT

THERE'S SOMETHING BOTHERING YOU.

AS A REASONABLE BUSY PERSON, I

WOULD LOVE TO COME, JON BUT I

DON'T HAVE TIME HANDCRAFT A

MESSAGE AND SIGNAGE.

NOT TO WORRY.

THAT'S WHERE WE COME IN.

WE'RE GOING TO HAVE SIGNS FOR

YOU DOWN THERE.

IF YOU DON'T HAVE TIME.

OF COURSE, YOU CAN BRING YOUR

OWN BUT HERE IS A QUICK ONE.

I DISAGREE WITH YOU, BUT I'M

PRETTY SURE YOU ARE NOT HITLER.

[LAUGHTER]

OOH, HOW ABOUT THIS FOR THE

DISSATISFIED YET NOT IDEA

LOGICAL AMONGST US: GOT

CONFIDENCE?

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

I NOTICED THERE'S A LOT OF

CONSPIRACY RALLY STUFF GOING ON

AT THESE THINGS.

HERE IS ONE FOR OUR RALLY, 9/11

WAS AN OUTSIDE JOB.

HERE IS ONE: LEGALIZE POT.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

NOW --

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

I'M GOING TO BE HONEST WITH YOU,

I DON'T KNOW HOW THIS GOT IN

THERE.

TURNS OUT ANY TIME YOU HAVE A

STACK OF SIGNS THIS ONE SEEMS TO

END UP IN IT.

WE DIDN'T PUT IT IN THERE.

I THINK THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS

WHEN SIGNS BREED.

[LAUGHTER]

PERHAPS THIS ONE IS MORE TO THE

POINT.

I AM NOT AFRAID OF MUSLIMS, TEA

PARTYERS, IMMIGRANTS, GAYS, BUT

I AM KIND OF SCARED OF SPIDERS.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

THIS RALLY THAT IS REAL IS A DAY

THAT WILL ABSOLUTELY -- [PHONE

RINGING]

HELLO ONE SECOND.

HELLO.

NOT THAT ONE.

HOLD ON.

I THINK IT'S THIS PHONE.

HELLO, YEAH.

>> Stephen: HELLO, JON.

>> Jon: STEPHEN COLBERT.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

STEPHEN, I'M KIND OF IN THE

MIDDLE --

>> Stephen: ANNOUNCING YOUR

RALLY.

OH, I'M WALL WEAR OF WHAT YOU

ARE -- I'M WELL AWARE OF WHAT

YOU ARE UP TO, JON I'M LOOKING

AT YOU RIGHT NOW.

>> Jon: OH, MY GOD!

THE CALLED IS COMING FROM

INSIDE --

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

>> Stephen: CAN YOU HEAR ME?

THAT'S RIGHT, JON.

THAT'S RIGHT, JON, IF YOU THINK

YOU CAN LEAD YOUR FLOCK OF SHEEP

-LE AND PEEPS TO A

GLORIFIED NOODLE FEST ON THE

MALL YOU'VE GOT ANOTHER THING

COMING, MISTER.

>> Jon: TRY TO STOP ME,

COLBERT.

>> Stephen: OH, I WILL.

[LAUGHTER]

STAY TUNED, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

FOR THE "THE COLBERT REPORT"

WHERE I WILL ANNOUNCE.

>> Jon: NO ONE WILL HEAR YOU.

>> Stephen: HELLO?

HELLO?

DAMN YOU AT&T!

>> Jon: YES.

STEPHEN COLBERT, WE ARE GOING TO

DO THIS.

THE FORMS HAVE BEEN FILLED OUT.

THE CHECKS HAVE BEEN WRITTEN.

IT'S GOING TO BE ABOUT TWO TO

THREE HOURS ONE SATURDAY IN OUR

NATION'S CAPITAL IN LATE OCTOBER

FOR NICE PEOPLE TO GET TOGETHER

FOR FUN, MAYBE SOME SPECIAL

GUESTS AND SOME GREAT

CONVERSATION.

IT WILL BE LIKE BEING IN A CHAT

ROOM BUT REAL!

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

I DON'T KNOW, SEEMS LIKE A

PRETTY REASONABLE REQUEST.

SEE YOU OCTOBER 30 ON THE

NATIONAL MALL SPREADING THE

TIMELESS MESSAGE, TAKE IT DOWN A

NOTCH!

FOR

>> Jon: WELCOME BACK.

MY GUEST TONIGHT THE 42nd

PRESIDENT OF THESE UNITED STATES

IS KICKING OFF HIS CLINTON

GLOBAL INITIATIVE NEXT TUESDAY,

SEPTEMBER 21.

PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO THE

PROGRAM PRESIDENT BILL CLINTON.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

>>

>> Jon: THRRT.

-- ALL RIGHT.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

NICE TO SEE YOU.

>> GLAD TO SEE YOU.

>> Jon: CONGRATULATIONS TO

YOU, BY THE WAY.

CONBEFORE THE LAYINGS ON THE

WEDDING -- CONGRATULATIONS ON

THE WEEING OF YOUR DAUGHTER.

WHAT A -- WEDDING OF YOUR

DAUGHTER.

I OBVIOUSLY SENT MY COULDN'T

MAKE IT RSVP EVEN THOUGH I

WASN'T ACTUALLY INVITED BUT --

HOW DID IT FEEL?

WAS IT EXTREMELY EMOTIONAL?

>> IT WAS VERY EMOTIONAL BUT IT

WAS -- YOU KNOW IT'S -- IT'S ONE

OF THOSE PASSAGES IN LIFE THAT

MAKES YOU FEEL LIKE, YOU KNOW,

YOUR CHILD IS FINALLY REALLY

GROWN.

I LOVE MY SON-IN-LAW AND I

ADMIRE HIM.

AND I WANTED TO DO THIS WEDDING

JUST THE WAY SHE WANTED IT.

MY CONTRIBUTION TO THE ECONOMIC

STIMULUS.

[LAUGHTER]

>> Jon: VERY NICE OF YOU.

VERY KIND.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

>> I WAS SORT OF SURPRISED WHEN

THE UNEMPLOYMENT RATE DIDN'T

DROP AFTER THE WEDDING.

>> Jon: TALK TO ME ABOUT THE

CLINTON GLOBAL INITIATIVE THIS

YEAR.

THE BIG THING IS GETTING

COMMITMENT, GETTING PEOPLE TO

STEP UP.

IT'S ALWAYS EASY TO GET PEOPLE

TO COME TO A CONFERENCE BUT

GETTING THEM TO STEP UP

FINANCIALLY.

>> THE WHOLE REASON WE STARTED

THIS.

THIS IS UP ON SIXTH ONE IS

BECAUSE I GOT TIRED OF GOING TO

MEETINGS AND HAVING EVERYBODY

SAY INTELLIGENT THINGS AND

NOTHING EVER HAPPENS.

WE DECIDED ON A WILD LEAP TO SEE

IF PEOPLE WOULD COME TO A

MEETING WHERE THE CONDITION WAS

COMING BACK WAS MAKING A

COMMITMENT AND BEGINNING TO

IMPLEMENT IT.

IN FIVE YEARS WE'VE HAD

COMMITMENTS THAT WILL BE WORTH

$57 BILLION HELPING PEOPLE ALL

OVER THE WORLD IN OVER 200

COUNTRIES.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

>> Jon: IS THERE A CERTAIN

INDUSTRY THAT STEPS UP MORE THAN

OTHERS?

ARE THERE CERTAIN INDUSTRIES

THAT HAVE SURPRISED YOU WITH

THEIR CHARITY AND THEIR TIP OF?

ARE THERE CERTAIN INDIVIDUALS

THAT HAVE SURPRISED YOU?

>> 50% OF THE PEOPLE WHO COME

ARE IN BUSINESS BUT THEY ARE NOT

ALL HEADS OF BIG CORPORATIONS.

THEY ARE NOT ALL FABULOUSLY

WEALTHY.

A LOT OF THEM RUN SMALL AND

MEDIUM SIZED BUSINESSES.

THEY WANT TO KNOW HOW TO INVEST

THEIR MONEY IN A WAY THAT CAN

MAKE A DIFFERENCE.

THEY ARE NOT MASSIVE

COMMITMENTS.

I'LL GIVE YOU AN EXAMPLE.

ONE OF COMMITMENTS MADE FOR THIS

TIME IS BY A GROUP THAT WANTS TO

CREATE 200 SUMMER JOBS FOR

PEOPLE IN POOR NEIGHBORHOODS IN

NEW YORK TO GO AROUND AND MAKE

THE ENVIRONMENT BETTER, MAKE THE

BUILDINGS MORE EFFICIENT.

ANY OF YOU THAT LIVE IN AN OLD

CITY, EVEN IF IT'S NOT IN NEW

YORK, GO TO A FLATTOP BUILDING

WITH A TAR ROOF.

IF YOU PAINT IT WHITE THAT ONE

THING ALONE WILL DROP THE

ELECTRIC BILLS OF EVERYBODY

LIVING BELOW AND SAVE A LOT OF

POOR.

BUT THAT'S THE KIND OF THING.

THEY ARE NOT ALL BIG.

ON THE OTHER HAND WE SAVE 90

MILLION ACRES FROM DEFORESTATION

AND GOTTEN $1.75 BILLION IN

CAPITAL FOR SMALL BUSINESS

PEOPLE AND HELPED TEN MILLION

MORE PEOPLE GET MICROCREDIT

LOANS.

A LOT OF THAT MONEY COMES FROM

BIG GROUPS, LIKE THE BANKS AND

THINGS THAT HELP BUT THEY ARE

ALL OVER THE MAP IN TERMS OF

SIZE.

>> Jon: I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU

KEEP ANY NUMBERS IN YOUR HEAD.

THAT'S THE MOST

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

>> Jon: PLEASE WELCOME BACK.

WE'RE HERE WITH FORMER PRESIDENT

CLINTON.

LET'S TALK.

OBVIOUSLY THE MID TERMS ARE

COMING UP IN YOUR BOOK, YOU

MENTION THAT YOU WENT OUT ON THE

ROAD FOR THE MID TERM ELECTIONS

IN 1994.

YOU FELT THAT MAYBE THAT WASN'T

THE THING YOU SHOULD HAVE DONE

AS PRESIDENT.

IT MAYBE THROUGH YOU INTO A

BATTLE THAT MAYBE YOU DIDN'T

NEED TO.

DO YOU THINK PRESIDENT OBAMA

SHOULD CAMPAIGN IN THAT MANNER?

>> I DO.

>> Jon: YOU THINK HE SHOULD

THIS TIME.

HOW CAN HE AVOID THE TRAP YOU

FELT LIKE YOU FELL?

>> WE HAD A DIFFERENT PROBLEM.

AT THAT TIME NEWT GINGRICH HAD

COME OUT WITH HIS CONTRACT ON

AMERICA OR CONTRACT FOR AMERICA

HE CALLED IT.

[LAUGHTER]

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

AND OUR GUYS DIDN'T DO THAT.

AND SO I WAS IN A POSITION OF

BASICALLY DOING ONE TO HELP

PEOPLE -- YOU CAN'T TURN DOWN

PEOPLE WHO VOTE FOR YOU, PUT

THEIR SEATS AT RISK.

I DON'T THINK I DID A VERY GOOD

JOB OF EXPLAINING WHAT WE HAD

DONE.

BUT WE HAD A VERSION OF WHAT HE

IS FACING NOW WHICH IS THAT WE

HAD DONE THINGS THAT WERE

BRINGING THE ECONOMY BACK BUT NO

ONE FELT IT BACK.

THAT'S TRUE HERE ON STEROIDS.

IT'S HORRIBLE.

BASICALLY JUST IN THE LAST WEEK

THERE WERE TWO INDEPENDENT

ECONOMIC SURVEYS.

ONE SAID IF WE HAD NO STIMULUS

UNEMPLOYMENT WOULD BE 11% NOT

9.5% AND THE OTHER SAID IF WE

HAD NO STIMULUS OR SAVED THE

BANKING SYSTEM AND IF INTEREST

RATES WEREN'T NEARLY 0 BY THE

FEDERAL RESERVE THERE WOULD BE

8.5 MILLION PEOPLE UNEMPLOYED.

IF YOU CAN'T PAY YOUR MORTGAGE

AND YOUR MORTGAGE IS WORTH MORE

THAN YOUR HOUSE AND YOU THINK

YOU NEVER CAN SEND YOUR KID TO

COLLEGE AND YOU ARE MISERABLE

AND YOU LOOK AND SAY GOSH, THE

PEOPLE WHO CAUSED THIS CRISIS,

THE FINANCIAL SYSTEM, THEY ARE

DOING FINE AND THE GOVERNMENT

GUYS THEY ARE DOING FINE, WHEN

AM I GOING TO GET ANY HELP?

IT'S A COMBUSTIBLE MIX.

IT MAKES PEOPLE ANGRY.

THEY OUGHT TO BE ANGRY.

IT MAY MAKE SOME OF YOUR OWN

SUPPORTERS APATHETIC ABOUT

WHETHER THEY SHOULD VOTE.

YOU SHOULD GO TO THE AREAS WHERE

HE CAN HELP.

THAT'S WHAT HE IS DOING.

HE SHOULD HELP THEM RAISE FUNDS

SO THEY DON'T GET BLOWN AWAY.

A LOT OF BIG BUSINESS GROUPS

THAT -- FOR EXAMPLE A LOT OF

PEOPLE WANT TO REPEAL THE HEALTH

CARE BILL BECAUSE THERE'S A

PROVISION IN THE HEALTH CARE

BILL THAT SAYS FROM NOW ON WHEN

THIS BILL TAKES EFFECT 85 CENTS

ON EVERY DOLLAR YOU PAY IN

INSURANCE HAS TO GO TO HEALTH

CARE.

THERE'S A MASSIVE BATTLE IN THE

85 CENTS.

SOME STATES DON'T HAVE THAT.

IN MINNESOTA WHERE THE MAYO

CLINIC HAS SET A MODEL OF TAKING

MONEY TO KEEP YOU HEALTHY.

THAT IS YOU PAY FOR HEALTH CARE

NOT FOR PROCEDURES.

89 CENTS OF EVERY DOLLAR GOES TO

HEALTH CARE.

BUT THERE ARE A LOT PLACES WHERE

THERE'S NOT TRUE.

ONLY 11 OF 50 STATES HAVE THE

POWER TO KEEP HEALTH INSURANCE

RATES DOWN EVEN THOUGH ONE OR

TWO FIRMS DOMINATE 80% TO 90% OF

PHARPBLT.

THERE'S MONEY GOING ON THERE.

THERE ARE A LOT OF OTHER THINGS

AT RISK.

THE PEOPLE THAT WANT TO CONTINUE

ZERO ESTATE TAX.

THE PEOPLE THAT WANT TO

CONTINUE -- DON'T WANT THEIR TAX

CUT UNDER PRESIDENT BUSH RAISED.

THEY DON'T WANT TO GO BACK TO

THE RATE THEY PAID WHEN I WAS

PRESIDENT WHEN I RAISED IT TO

THAT.

BUT OBVIOUSLY, AND I'M IN THAT

INCOME GROUP.

THOSE OF US WHO ARE NOT

SUFFERING SHOULD PAY SO THAT

THOSE WHO ARE CAN GET THE JOB

TRAINING THEY NEED, THE GET THE

EDUCATION THEY NEED.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

>> Jon: HERE IS WHAT WE'RE

GOING TO DO.

THIS IS AN INTERESTING

CONVERSATION.

I'M GOING TO THROW TO

COMMERCIAL.

WE'RE GOING TO GO AWAY.

WE'RE GOING TO THROW THE REST ON

THE WEB.

IF YOU THINK THE DEMOCRATS WHO

ARE I SAG, YOU KNOW, GOVERNMENT

SHOULD TAKE A STRONGER ROLE

UNTIL THESE THINGS, ARE V- THEY

MADE THEIR CASE FOR COMPETENCE?

MAYBE WHAT PEOPLE ARE SAYING I

GET THAT THE GOVERNMENT WANTS TO

DO THIS.

DO I TRUST THAT THEY CAN?

WE'LL TALK ABOUT THAT.

PRESIDENT BILL

>> Jon: THAT'S OUR SHOW.

JOIN US ALL NEXT WEEK AT 11:00.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

PLEASE, JOIN US AT OUR RALLY

OCTOBER 30, 2010, FROM

INFORMATION GO TO THE WEB SITE.

RALLY TO RESTORE SANITY DOT COM.

DON'T PAY ATTENTION TO COLBERT'S

ANNOUNCEMENT.

I'M SURE IT'S MEANINGLESS.

HERE IT IS YOUR MOMENT OF ZEN.

>> THE REPUBLIC WILL BE

REORGANIZED INTO THE FIRST GAL

GALACTIC EMPIRE.

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