February 26, 2014 - Liam Neeson

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Arizona preemptively fends off the gay agenda, Chuck Hagel announces cuts to American military spending, and Liam Neeson explains his beef with Bill de Blasio.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]>> Jon: WELCOME TO "THE DAILY

SHOW". MY NAME IS JON STEWART.

WE'VE GOT A GOOD ONE TONIGHT.

A WHOLE SHOW WE PLANNED OUT.

LIAM NEESON, VERY TALL MAN, ISJOINING US.

HE'S AN ACTOR.

I WANT TO GET THIS RIGHT AWAY ASJASON COLLINS BECOMES THE FIRST

OPENLY GAY PROFESSIONALBASKETBALL PLAYER.

AS MICHAEL SAM PREPARES TOBECOME THE FIRST OPENLY GAY NFL

PLAYER THE EARTH CONTINUES TOSPIN ON ITS AXIS AND A PLAGUE OF

LOCUSTS HAS YET TO DESCENDUPON AMERICA.

BECAUSE OF THIS LACK OFCATASTROPHE IT'S UP TO STATES

LIKE ARIZONA TO PICK UP THESLACK.

>> ARIZONA'S LEGISLATURE PASSEDTHE BILL ON THURSDAY ALLOWING

BUSINESS OWNERS AS LONG AS THEYASSERT THEIR RELIGIOUS BELIEFS

TO DENY SERVICE TO GAY ANDLESBIAN CUSTOMERS [AUDIENCE

BOOS]>> Jon: I BELIEVE THAT IS THE

APPROPRIATE RESPONSE.

[LAUGHTER]ARIZONA, I'LL SAY SOMETHING TO

YOU WITH ALL DUE RESPECT.

YOU ARE ON A LITTLE BIT OF AROLL.

YOU HAVE A LAW WHERE YOU CAN ASKHISPANICS FOR PAPERS, YOURMAKING IT MORE DIFFICULT TO VOTELAW, YOUR LAW

ALLOWING DOCTORS TO WITHHOLDINFORMATION FROM WOMEN ABOUTTHEIR UNBORN CHILDREN AND

NOW THIS.

YOU ARE LUCKY YOU ARE WARMAND THAT YOU APPEAR TO HAVE THE

PERFECT CLIMATE FOR GOLF ANDPEOPLE WITH ASTHMA BECAUSE IF

YOU HAD YOUR ATTITUDE ANDSEATTLE'S WEATHER YOU WOULD BE

THE WORLD'S LARGEST USED CONDOMAND NUCLEAR WASTE DUMP.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]UNFORTUNATELY, THAT

RADIOACTIVITY WOULD GIVE RISETO SPERMAXOMAN.

THE WORLD'S MOST POWERFUL ANDRELENTLESS SWIMMER.

HE IS NOT THAT DANGEROUS AMONSTER BECAUSE THERE'S ONLY A

VERY, VERY SMALL CHANCE HE'LLEVEN FIND A VICTIM AND EVEN IFHE FINDS A

VICTIM THE FACT THAT HE COULD --AND YOU CAN EASILY DESTROY HIM

WITH HIS ARCH ENEMY AN OLD SOCKYOU NO LONGER WEAR.

SO DON'T -- HAVE I SHARED TOOMUCH?

[LAUGHTER]SO PLEASE EXPLAIN HOW

THIS DISCRIMINATORY LAW IS NOTDISCRIMINATORY.

>> I WANT TO BE CLEAR. IT WOULDIN NO WAY ALLOW ANYONE TODENY SOMEONE SERVICE.

IT WON'T FORCE ARTISTSREGARDLESS OF WHAT YOU ARE TOCREATE OR PROMOTE A MESSAGE, TOFORCE

THEM TO BE IN A PARADE OR BE INAN EVENT OR ENDORSE THAT WITHTHE BUSINESS.

>> Jon: YES EVENT PLANNERSSHOULD NEVER HAVE TO WORK WITH

COUPLES THEY DISAPPROVE OF.

>> I PAID YOU GUYS FOR ASERVICE.

I WAS PROMISED -- PROMISED --THAT IT WOULD BE READY.

>> I DON'T WANT YOUR STUPID ASSWATER. I DON'T WANT YOUR [BLEEP]WATER.

>> IT'S NOT WHAT I ASKED FOR! IWANT MY CAKE!

[LAUGHTER]>> Jon: EVENT PLANNERS SHOULD

NEVER HAVE TO BE FORCED TOWORK WITH PEOPLE THEY HATE

EXCEPT 40% TO 50% OF THE TIME.

JUST BECAUSE SOMEONE SAY WON'TPHOTOGRAPH A GAY WEDDING

DOESN'T MEAN THEY ARE ANTI-GAY.

>> LANE IS A WONDERFUL YOUNGCHRISTIAN PHOTOGRAPHER. SHE'SMORE THAN WILLING TO TAKEPICTURES OF HOMOSEXUALS.

>> Jon: THAT MAY BE THE WORST

OPENING LINE TO A CRAIGSLIST AD

EVER.

BUT I HAD NOT REALIZED --[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

-- THE EXTENT --[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

[LAUGHTER]I HAD NOT REALIZED THE EXTENT

TO WHICH THE GOOD PIOUSPEOPLES OF ARIZONA HAVE BEEN

SUBJECTED TO THE TYRANNY OFARIZONA'S, OF COURSE, STILL

ILLEGAL GAY WEDDING INDUSTRY.

LET'S HEAR FROM ONE OFTHE GENTLEMEN WHO VOTED FOR THISBILL.

>> CAN YOU GIVE ME A SPECIFICEXAMPLE OF SOMEONE IN ARIZONA

WHO IS FORCED TO DO SOMETHINGAGAINST THEIR RELIGIOUS BELIEF

OR SUCCESSFULLY SUED BECAUSE OFTHEIR FAITH?

>> I THINK IF ANYTHING, THISBILL IS PREEMPTIVE.

>> BUT YOU CAN'T CITE ONEEXAMPLE WHERE RELIGIOUS FREEDOM

IS UNDER ATTACK IN ARIZONA?

>> NOT NOW, NO, BUT HOW ABOUTTOMORROW?

[LAUGHTER]>> Jon: YOU SEE HERE IN

ARIZONA WE'RE ALL ABOUTPROTECTING OURSELVES FROM

POSSIBLE FUTURES.

THAT'S WHY I ALSO COSPONSOREDTHE ROBOT

VOTER I.D. BILL OF 2042. KEEPYOUR TITANIUM PINCERS OF MYGRANDKIDS YOU DIRTY ROBOT.

WHAT GOVERNOR IN THEIR RIGHTMIND WOULD SIGN THIS PIECE OF

(bleep)?

>> WILL ARIZONA GOVERNOR JANBREWER SIGN OR VETO IT?

>> I HAVE UNTIL FRIDAY ORSATURDAY MORNING TO DETERMINE

THAT.

>> Jon: CLEARLY THE GOVERNORIS BICURIOUS ON THIS BILL.

[LAUGHTER]IF YOU ARE GOING TO SIGN IT YOU

MIGHT WANT TO HURRY BECAUSE THELAWMAKERS WHO VOTED FOR THE BILL

ARE STARTING TO REALIZE WHAT THE(bleep) THEY JUST DID.

>> WHY DO YOU REGRET YOUR VOTE?

>> IT WENT THROUGH REALLY QUICK.

NO ONE HAD ANYTHING TELLING MEDON'T DO IT.

WE, SEVERAL OF US TALKED.

WE THOUGHT YOU KNOW THIS ISN'TGOOD.

IT'S NOT GOOD FOR THE STATE.

AND -- BUT -- NO ONE HAD SAIDANYTHING AND WE THOUGHT WELL,

WE'LL VOTE FOR IT.

WE MADE A MISTAKE.

[ LAUGHTER ]>> Jon: I KNOW HOW IT IS, YOU

KNOW?

YOU'RE SITTING AROUND A COUPLELEGISLATORS, LATE AT NIGHT AND

NO ONE IS AROUND.

[ LAUGHTER ]THREE OF YOU JUST DECIDE TO

EXPERIMENT WITH INTOLERANCE BUT,YOU KNOW, THINGS GO A LITTLE TOO

FAR AND THEN THE NEXT DAY NOBODYCAN MAKE EYE CONTACT.

IT WAS JUST ONE BILL AND IDIDN'T EVEN ENJOY PASSING IT.

IT DOESN'T MAKE ME A HOMOPHOBE.

OF COURSE THEY ARE HAVING SECONDTHOUGHTS BECAUSE THE BILL THEY

PASSED WAS MORALLY REPUGNANT ASI ASSUME EVERYONE NOW REALIZES.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]>> CRITICS OF THE BILL SAY IT

SANCTIONS DISCRIMINATIONPARTICULARLY AGAINST GAY PEOPLE

BUT OTHERS COULD BE IMPACTED ASWELL.

A MUSLIM COULD REFUSE TO DOBUSINESS WITH CHRISTIANS BECAUSE

HE MIGHT CONSIDER THEM INFIDELS.

>> Jon: RIGHT THE PEOPLE WHOVOTED FOR IT REALIZED THAT

MUSLIMS COULD REFUSE SERVICE TOTHEM.

RIGHT, BUT THEY ARE BACKING AWAYFROM IT BECAUSE IT'S MORALLY

REPUGNANT, RIGHT?

>> I HOPE THAT GOVERNOR BREWERWHO IS A GOOD FRIEND OF MINEWILL

VETO.

MOST IMPORTANTLY IT'S THEIMPRESSION IT'S CREATING BECAUSE

IT'S VIEWED AS DISCRIMINATORY.

>> Jon: NO, NO IT'S NOT ANIMPRESSION. IT'S DISCRIMINATORY.

THAT'S NOT WHY YOU ARE AGAINSTIT.

YOU ARE AGAINST IT BECAUSE IT'SMORALLY REPUGNANT?

>> THIS CAN EFFECT TOURISM, THESTATE'S ECONOMY AND JOB

CREATION.

>> THE ARIZONA SUPER BOWL HOSTCOMMITTEE SAYS IT COULDJEOPARDIZE PLANS

FOR THE STATE TO HOST NEXTYEAR'S GAME.

>> Jon: AND IT'S MORALLY --YOU KNOW WHAT?

THIS IS WHERE YOU ARE NOWARIZONA. YOU'VE MADE YOURSELVESTOO

HOMOPHOBIC AND DICKISH FORPROFESSIONAL FOOTBALL.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]ACCORDING TO THE NFL THE NEW

WATCHDOG OF GAY RIGHTS NONE OFTHE REASONS THAT YOU HAVE CITED

THE FACT THAT MAYBE MUSLIMSCOULD USE IT AGAINST US OR OH,

MY GOD PEOPLE WON'T WANT TO DOBUSINESS WITH US HAVE NOTHING TO

DO WITH MORALITY.

BUT WITH SO MANY GOOD REASONSNOT PASS THIS BILL, IT MAKES YOUWONDER HOW IT GOT THIS FAR INTHE FIRST PLACE.

MEGYN KELLY HAS A THEORY.

>> WE HEAR FROM PEOPLE ON THE

RELIGIOUS RIGHT WHO SAY THEYFEEL

RELIGION IS UNDER ATTACK.

I LOOK AT THIS BILL AND WONDERWHETHER IT'S AN OVERREACTION TO

PEOPLE WHO FEEL UNDER ATTACK.

>> Jon: GOOD POINT.

AN OVERREACTION?

WHERE WOULD PEOPLE OF FAITH,WHERE WOULD ARIZONANS HAVEGOTTEN THE

IDEA THAT RELIGION IS UNDERATTACK IN THIS COUNTRY.

>> IS OUR NATION LOSING ITSRELIGIOUS FOUNDATION?

>> SHOULD YOU BE PUNISHED FORYOUR FAITH?

>> WHO IS TO BLAME FOR THE HOLYBREAKDOWN.

>> CHRISTMAS UNDER ATTACK.

>> IT'S A WAR ON EASTER.

IT'S A WAR ON RELIGION.

>> AMERICAN ASSAULT ON RELIGION.

>> RELIGION UNDER ATTACK.

>> RELIGIOUS LIBERTY IS UNDERATTACK.

>> I DON'T UNDERSTAND THEASSAULT ON CHRISTIANITY?

>> UNITY AND FAITH COMES UNDERFIRE.

>> Jon: WHY WOULD RELIGIOUSPEOPLE OVERREACT TO THAT

CONSTANT BARRAGE OF APOCALYPTICPARANOIA AND OUTRAGE?

GOD ONLY KNOWS.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]>> Jon: WELCOME BACK.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]>> YOU KNOW THE UNITED STATES

MAY NOT HAVE WON THE MOST MEDALSAT THIS YEAR'S OLYMPICS.

THERE'S ONE EVENT THAT WE'LLNEVER BE SECOND BEST.

FIGHTING (bleep).

THE UNITED STATES HAS THEGREATEST MILITARY ON THIS

PLANET.

WE LEAD THE WORLD IN SMART BOMBSAND INCREASINGLY STUPID CHILDREN

BUT STILL.

[LAUGHTER]WE'RE ABOUT TO FIX THAT.

THE BOMBS PART.

[ LAUGHTER ]KIDS ARE KIND OF A LOST CAUSE.

>> AFTER 13 YEARS OF WARFARE FORTHIS COUNTRY, THE U.S. NOW HAS A

NEW DEFENSE BATTLE PLAN THATINVOLVES SHRINKING DOWN THE

MILITARY.

>> THE SPENDING PLAN

WOULD SHRINK THE ARMYTO ITS SMALLEST SIZE SINCE THE1930'S BEFORE

WORLD WAR II.

>> Jon: WHAT?

I JUST LOVE THE ARMY.

I JUST LOVE THE ARMY.

[LAUGHTER]WE CAN'T SHRINK THE ARMY.

IT'S A PROCESS THAT'S ONLY BEENTESTED ON OUR KIDS.

[LAUGHTER]AND THEN AFTER THAT OURSELVES.

[ LAUGHTER ]

IS THIS GOING TO BE A TRILOGY?

WHAT EXACTLY ARE WE CUTTING?

>> AFTER IRAQ AND AFGHANISTANWE'RE NO LONGER SIZING THE

MILITARY TO CONDUCT LONGSTABILITY OPERATIONS.

THODAY THERE'S 520,000 ACTIVEDUTY SOLDIERS.

WE'VE DECIDED TO FURTHER REDUCETHE ACTIVE DUTY ARMY STRENGTH TO

A RANGE OF 440,000 TO 450SOLDIERS.

>> Jon: 450 THAT'S NOT ENOUGH.

I REALLY DON'T -- 450,000.

THAT'S --[LAUGHTER]

THAT ACTUALLY SHOULD BE FINE.

[ LAUGHTER ]SO WE'RE DEPLOYING TOUGH LOVE TO

MATCH OUR MILITARY SIZE TO OURMILITARY NEEDS.

I THINK THIS IS RIGHT ESPECIALLYSINCE OUR MILITARY SPENDING IS

BIGGER THAN THE NEXT 13COUNTRIES COMBINED.

AS LONG AS WE KEEP THECOMMITMENTS WE'VE ALREADY MADE

TO OUR VETERANS I THINK THAT WEHAVE TO -- I KNOW THAT NOISE.

IT'S IMPOSSIBLE.

THAT CAN'T BE DICK CHENEY.

YES!

HE WHO LIVES IN THE SHADOWS ANDFEEDS OFF THE DARKNESS THE ONE

WHO MUST NOT BE NAMED ALTHOUGH INAMED HIM.

>> I'VE NOT BEEN A STRONGSUPPORTER OF BARACK OBAMA BUT

THIS REALLY IS OVER THE TOP.

THERE'S ENORMOUS LONG TERMDAMAGE TO THE MILITARY. THEY

ARE BASICALLY MAKING THEDECISION, THE OBAMA

ADMINISTRATION, THAT THEY NOLONGER WANT TO BE DOMINANT ON

THE SEAS AND THE SKY AND INSPACE AND THEIR BUDGET REFLECTS

THAT.

>> Jon: YES, YES THE COMMANDERIN CHIEF AND THE SECRETARY OF

DEFENSE WANT THE U.S. TO BE WEAKAND DEFENSELESS BECAUSE ONLYTHEN CAN THE CHINESE

COME IN, ROLL US OVER ON OURBELLIES, AND TICKLE US TIL OURLEG SHAKES. YOU'D BETTER HAVE ABETTER ARGUMENT THAN THAT.

>> HE'D RATHER SPEND THEMONEY ON FOOD STAMPS THAN HEWOULD ON A

STRONG MILITARY OR SUPPORT FORTHE TROOPS.

>> Jon: WHO USES FOOD STAMPS ABUNCH OF WEAK, MOOCHER CLASSDEAD

BEATS.

PROBABLY NEVER WORKED A DAY INTHEIR LIVES.

>> A LOT OF FOOD STAMPS GO TOMILITARY FAMILIES.

MILITARY FAMILIES MORE RELIANTON FOOD STAMPS IN 2013 THAN ANYPREVIOUS YEAR.

OVER 100 MILLION IN FOOD STAMPSAT MILITARY GROCERY STORES.

[ LAUGHTER ]>> Jon: SHREWD MOVE, OBAMA

TAKING FOOD OUT OF MOUTHS OF MENAND WOMEN IN UNIFORM AND PUTTING

IT BACK IN THEIR MOUTHS.

BUT HERE IS WHERE AMERICA'S BESTKNOWN DICK REALLY MAKES HIS

MARK.

>> THE WHOLE THING IS NOT DRIVENBY ANY CHANGE IN WORLD

CIRCUMSTANCE IT'S DRIVEN BYBUDGET CONSIDERATION.

>> Jon: I'LL TELL YOU WHAT YOUMAKE DICK DICK CHENEY THE

SECRETARY OF DEFENSE THERE'S NOWAY HE WOULD LET SOME [BLEEP]BUDGET CONSTRAINTS FORCE HIM TO

CUT THE TROOP COUNT BY THE5.9% PROPOSED.

>> THE BUDGET WE SUBMITTED TOCONGRESS IN THE LAST FEW WEEKS

CALLS FOR APPROXIMATELY A 25%REDUCTION IN FORCE STRUCTURE

BETWEEN NOW AND 1995 AND 1996.

>> Jon: YEAH, BECAUSE YOUWOULD HAVE TO CUT 25% TROOPS

BECAUSE 5.9% CUTS IS FORPUSSIES.

SO WHEN YOU WERE IN THEPENTAGON, DICK CHENEY, YOU MADEMUCH

GREATER CUTS THAN THEY AREMAKING NOW.

WHAT WAS YOUR REASONING FOR THATAGAIN?

>> WE REDUCED FORCESDELIBERATELY BASED ON CONTINUING

REEVALUTATIONS OF THE STRATEGICENVIRONMENT.

BOTTOM LINE IS THE ONLY WAYI KNOW TO CUT BUDGET IS TO CUTTHE BUDGET.

>> Jon: YOU KNOW WHAT NEVERCHANGES ABOUT DICK CHENEY?

HE IS A BIGGER HYPOCRITE THANTHE NEXT 13 HYPOCRITES COMBINED.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

>> Jon: MY GUEST TONIGHT IS ANACTOR.

HIS NEW FILM IS CALLED"NON-STOP."

>> GO, GO, GO!

>> GET THE GUN!

[YELLING]>> NO, NO, NO.

[GRUNTING]>> HELP ME, MAN.

>> LET GO OF HIM.

>> STOP.

>> Jon: DUDE, I HAVE TOTALLYBEEN ON THAT FLIGHT.

THAT IS JET BLUE ALL THE WAY.

PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO THEPROGRAM LIAM NEESON.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]♪

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]>> Jon: YOUNG MAN, HOW ARE

YOU?

>> GOOD, JON, THANK YOU.

>> Jon: HOLY -- HOW LONG INTOTHE FLIGHT --

[LAUGHTER]-- AND WHAT WAS -- WAS THAT A --

WAS THAT A FUEL REQUEST GONEAWRY?

WHAT HAPPENED THERE?

>> THEY SERVED TEA AT THE WRONGTEMPERATURE.

[ LAUGHTER ]YOU AMERICANS, I LOVE THIS

COUNTRY, I'M A CITIZEN, YOU DONOT KNOW HOW TO MAKE TEA.

I SAY CAN I HAVE BOILING WATER.

THEY SAY YOU WANT HOT WATER?

NO, BOILING WATER.

THAT'S WHEN IT STARTS.

>> Jon: I HAVE ALWAYS FOUND IFSOMEONE IS TO GET YOUR TEA ORDER

WRONG YOU SHOULD DRIVE THEIRNOSE BONE INTO THEIR BRAIN.

I HAVE ALWAYS SAID THAT.

THIS FILM SOMEONE HAS TAKEN YOURDAUGHTER AGAIN --

[LAUGHTER]-- BUT THEY'VE TAKEN HER AND SHE

IS ON THIS PLANE.

>> THE ADOPTED ONE.

>> Jon: AND YOU HAVE TO FINDHER ON THE -- I DON'T KNOW WHAT

HAPPENED.

IS THAT REALLY THE STORY?

>> I LOVE THE GUY THAT TELLS YOUNO, I HAVEN'T SEEN YOUR MOVIE.

>> Jon: NO, NO, WHAT I MEANTWAS I HAVEN'T SEEN IT TWICE SO

I'M STILL A LITTLE CONFUSEDABOUT THE DETAILS.

YOU'VE KICKED MORE ASS IN THELAST FIVE YEARS THAN

IT'S A PSYCHOLOGICAL DRAMA,JON.

>> Jon: THANK YOU.

>> IT PAYS A HOMAGE TOHITCHCOCK. IT KEEPS YOU GUESSINGUP TO THE END.

>> Jon: YOU CHOOSE THESEWISELY.

I FIND THEM VERY ENJOYABLE.

THEY ARE SEAT OF THE, YOU KNOW,THEATER, EXCITING.

>> IT'S FUN TO DO, YOU KNOW?

>> Jon: DO THEY BEAT YOU UP INTHIS?

>> A LITTLE BIT.

A LITTLE BIT.

IT'S ALL RIGHT.

>> Jon: YOU KEEP LOOKING TO MYEYES YOUNGER AND I'M VERY

DISTURBED BY THIS.

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING,YOU SEEM TO BE GETTING FITTER

AND LARGER.

[ LAUGHTER ]>> I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY,

JON.

I'M 61 MAYBE IT'S THE NEW 41.

>> Jon: HOW OLD ARE YOU?

>> 61.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]ALL THAT SOFT IRISH RAIN WHEN IWAS A

KID.

IT'S ALL THAT COW'S MILK.

>> Jon: HERE IS MY GUESS THEYKEEP YOU IN SOME WEIRDFORMALDEHYDE

CRISPER.

BECAUSE THIS -- ARE YOU HAVINGFUN?

>> HAVING A GREAT TIME, YEAH.

>> Jon: THINGS ARE GOODOTHERWISE.

>> I CAN'T COMPLAIN.

EVERYTHING IS GOOD.

I'M A LITTLE BIT PISSED OFF ATOUR ELECTED NEW MAYOR.

>> Jon: DID HE NOT SHOVEL YOURSNOW APPROPRIATELY?

ARE YOU ON THE UPPER EAST SIDE.

>> HE MADE MY KIDS GO TO SCHOOLIN ALL THAT SNOW.

>> Jon: DO YOU REMEMBER THATIN THE SNOW STORM?

>> YEAH.

>> Jon: YOU KNOW WHAT I DID?

I DROVE TO THE SCHOOL AND LETALL THE KIDS OUT.

LET THEM ALL GO.

HE'S UPSET YOU?

>> HE WANTS TO CLOSE THE HORSEAND CARRIAGE INDUSTRY IN NEW

YORK.

THERE WAS A POLL LAST WEEK OVER60% OF NEW YORKERS WANT TO KEEP

THE HORSE CARRIAGE INDUSTRY INCENTRAL PARK.

>> Jon: MAYBE IN THE PARK.

WE LIVE NEXT DOOR TO THEM.

I FEEL BAD FOR THEM ON THESTREETS.

IT SEEMS LIKE THEY AND A LOT OFVAN TRAFFIC DON'T GET ALONG.

>> THE HORSE CARRIAGE INDUSTRYTHEY MADE THE ROADS OF NEW YORK.

I JUST WANT THAT TO REST THERE.

>> Jon: WHAT ARE THE ROADSMADE OUT OF HORSE (bleep)?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

CONSTRUCTION MADE THE ROADS.

WHAT IF THEY MOVED IT INTO PARK.

THE HORSES WOULDN'T HAVE TO WALKTHE STREETS?

>> THE ORGANIZATIONS WANT TO PUTOUT THIS -- ALL THIS FALSE

INFORMATION ABOUT HOW THESEHORSES ARE TREATED.

THESE GUYS TREAT THE HORSES LIKETHEIR CHILDREN.

HAVE YOU BEEN IN THE STABLES,JON?

>> Jon: IF DYFS FOUND OUT THEYARE KEEPING THEIR CHILDREN IN 60

SQUARE FOOT STALLS ANDFEEDING

THEM TWICE A DAY BUCKETS OFGRAIN IT'S NOT GOOD PARENTING AS

FAR AS I'M CONCERNED.

YOU FEEL PASSION ABOUT THIS.

I THINK THERE PROBABLY IS.

THE TWO SIDES DO NOT TRUST EACHOTHER AT ALL.

>> HE WON'T EVEN TAKE A MEETINGWITH THE HORSE CARRIAGE

INDUSTRY.

HE IS SUPPOSED TO BEREPRESENTING THE NEW YORK

PEOPLE.

>> Jon: YOU ARE -->> DAMMIT!

>> Jon: IS THIS A JOB YOU'VEDONE?

>> I KNOW A COUPLE OF THE GUYS.

I'VE BEEN IN THE STABLES QUITE AFEW TIMES EATING.

>> Jon: I THINK YOU PULLED MY

WIFE AND I AROUND CENTRAL PARK

ONE DAY.

FROM MY PERSPECTIVE IT DOES NOTSEEM TO BE, AND THIS MIGHT BE ANEMOTIONAL REACTION. APARTICULARLY

FULFILLING LIFE FORAN ANIMAL.

>> IT IS, JON. THEY ARETRAINED FOR THIS IS.

>> Jon: WE DON'T KNOW.

UNLESS IT'S MR. ED WE DON'TKNOW.

THEY MAY LOOK AT YOU AND SAYNEIGH. THEY ARE TRAINED TO DOTHIS.

THEY COULD BE TRAINED TO SIT INA FIELD.

>> STAND UP.

STAND UP.

I'VE HAD ENOUGH.

GIVE ME YOUR NOSE.

>> Jon: "NON-STOP" IS IN THETHEATERS ON FRIDAY BUT I WILL

NOT BE ABLE TO WALK AWAY FROMTHIS.

LIAM NEESON, LADIES ANDGENTLEMEN.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]>> Jon: THAT'S OUR SHOW.

HERE IT IS YOUR MOMENT OF ZEN.

>> THANK YOU FOR JOINING US.

>> THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME.

IT'S A PLEASURE TO BE HERE.

>> YOU CAN CALL IS ME STEVE BUTMY NAME IS CHRIS.

EVERYBODY CALLS ME STEVE, IDON'T KNOW WHY.

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